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LAB_ wrote:


1. Thou shall smoke bales of weed, and so shall your wife -or your husband, or even your sheep, granted- and your neighbour and your friend and your host and even your friggin' dog!

Other than that, for the life of me I can't think of any other commandment I'd be interested in having around this new cult... I mean, religion!




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1. Thou shall smoke bales of weed, and so shall your wife -or your husband, or even your sheep, granted- and your neighbour and your friend and your host and even your friggin' dog!










Other than that, for the life of me I can't think of any other commandment I'd be interested in having around this new cult... I mean, religion!


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McOSIRIS wrote:

so for that...I congregate all the members of the new religion called....


"FORONTOLOGY"....




faacking hurrrrting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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poli069 wrote:



Shei wrote:



no hay alguna oración?


a ver.. hermanos enseñadme vuestra oración al Señor!


 


             







 


Creo q primero te tenes q poner en "Rodillas"....pero no...vos estas muy lejos para DARTE la comunion.....haber espera...maybe tenemos branches por alla abajo..??no estoy seguro todavia...I'll let you know...




           

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Shei wrote:



no hay alguna oración?


a ver.. hermanos enseñadme vuestra oración al Señor!


 


             






 


Creo q primero te tenes q poner en "Rodillas"....pero no...vos estas muy lejos para DARTE la comunion.....haber espera...maybe tenemos branches por alla abajo..??no estoy seguro todavia...I'll let you know...



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no hay alguna oración?


a ver.. hermanos enseñadme vuestra oración al Señor!


 


             



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Miel wrote:



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Daeveed wrote:


OK wait....soooo...in Forontology....smoking weed is not a sin??


weed is the base of Forontology....



so where/when can I get my first comunion,???



I'll give you communion

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McOSIRIS wrote:



Daeveed wrote:


OK wait....soooo...in Forontology....smoking weed is not a sin??


weed is the base of Forontology....



so where/when can I get my first comunion,???

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Aleluya, aleluya, aleluya, aleluya.

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hahahahahaaa ke weeeon mas volaaaooooo! de donde sacai tanta mierdda?! Entonces, since i haven't smoked in years i would be like the anticlaude of this religion lolllllllll

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McOSIRIS wrote:


weed is the base of Forontology....



 


I think i found my calling.......


 


oh wait.....it was the phone.



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luna chiquitita wrote:


I think you've just managed to secure hundreds of followers.  Now you must do what ever respectful religion does... TAKE DONATIONS!


I was thinking more of like human sacrifices....

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I think you've just managed to secure hundreds of followers.  Now you must do what ever respectful religion does... TAKE DONATIONS!

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Daeveed wrote:


OK wait....soooo...in Forontology....smoking weed is not a sin??


weed is the base of Forontology....

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OK wait....soooo...in Forontology....smoking weed is not a sin??

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Well I HAD to B.U.T.T. this thread...  hehehe.. gotta love drunken/highness thread posting...



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HEY - I can be one of the priests and give all the ladies confession and "communion"!



 


Just trying to help Forontology!



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Marky Mark wrote:


McOSIRIS wrote: I wanted to B.U.T.T. this one to remind myself how high I can get sometimes.... Note to self: Smoke with MC-O.


            


 



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McOSIRIS wrote:

I wanted to B.U.T.T. this one to remind myself how high I can get sometimes....



Note to self: Smoke with MC-O.

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I wanted to B.U.T.T. this one to remind myself how high I can get sometimes....


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Marky Mark wrote:


I was gonna say something really blasphemous right now but instead, I raise my bottled water and say AMEN brotha!

Drinking "water" is blasphemous..... what happend to Hoegaarden and Leffe?

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I was gonna say something really blasphemous right now but instead, I raise my bottled water and say AMEN brotha!

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LaDyBuG wrote:


AMEN!


awwww...my first member...


did I mention that the rule #1 of this religion is    P-A-R-T-Y?!?!?!?!



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AMEN!

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I think I found the perfect religion....


A religion that listens and hears at the same time....a religion that accepts you the way u are w/o even seen you....a religion where you see answers (there's always ppl willing to do the research to "give" you the answer)...


so for that...I congregate all the members of the new religion called....


"FORONTOLOGY"....



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