4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR >> > BACKS? >> > > >>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole >> > and they vapor lock) >> > > >>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) ______________________________________________
> > >>>1 ... WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?>> > > >>>(because they are plugged into a genius)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?>> > > >>>(they don't have enough time)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO>> > FERTILIZE ONE EGG?>> > > >>>(they don't stop to ask directions)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR>> > BACKS?>> > > >>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole>> > and they vapor lock)>> > > >>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?>> > > >>>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails>> > parties)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?>> > > >>>(you need a rough draft before you make a final>> > copy)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET>> > SEAT DOWN?>> > > >>>(don't know.....it never happened)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>And my personal favorite:>> > > >>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?>> > > >>>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)>> > > >>>>> > > >>>Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your>> > face>> > > >>>and laughter in your heart ......>> > > >>>Then you are just an old sour fart.>> > > >>>>> > >>>
> > >>>1 ... WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? >> > > >>>(because they are plugged into a genius) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? >> > > >>>(they don't have enough time) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO >> > FERTILIZE ONE EGG? >> > > >>>(they don't stop to ask directions) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR >> > BACKS? >> > > >>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole >> > and they vapor lock) >> > > >>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? >> > > >>>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails >> > parties) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? >> > > >>>(you need a rough draft before you make a final >> > copy) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET >> > SEAT DOWN? >> > > >>>(don't know.....it never happened) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>And my personal favorite: >> > > >>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? >> > > >>>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) >> > > >>> >> > > >>>Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your >> > face >> > > >>>and laughter in your heart ...... >> > > >>>Then you are just an old sour fart. >> > > >>> >> > > >>
