EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
>You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
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>1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
>right through them.
>2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
>them up again. It's an effective
>reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if
>the wrong buttons are pushed.
>3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.
>4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to
>light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,squeezable and retain water.
>6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>bottom.
>9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
>years, but it's handy to have around.
>10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha !!! You thought it'd be Male, didn't
>you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
>it...And while he   doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
>trying!
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