TV Buff wrote: Guadalupana wrote: isn't marriage wondeful? How long has it been for you? Is it still peachy?
It's been a year and 6 months. We dated for 5 years and engaged for 1. So i've known him for almost 8 years.
Is it peachy? Oh yes, that guy makes me laugh so much! i love him to bits.
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The opinions expressed by this poster can be offensive and are mainly directed at Dogo. Delta gamma b i t c h-orama. Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.
>TO MY DEAR WIFE: >> >>> > >> >>> >During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> >I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every >> >>>ten >> >>> >days. >> >>> > >> >>> >The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: >> >>> > >> >>> >54 times the sheets were clean >> >>> >17 times it was too late >> >>> >49 times you were too tired >> >>> >20 times it was too hot >> >>> >15 times you pretended to be sleep >> >>> >22 times you had a headache >> >>> >17 times you were afraid of waking the baby >> >>> >16 times you said you were too sore >> >>> >12 times it was the wrong time of the >>month >> >>> >19 times you had to get up early >> >>> >9 times you said weren't in the mood >> >>> >7 times you were sunburned >> >>> >6 times you were watching the late show >> >>> >5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo >> >>> >3 times you said the neighbors would hear us >> >>> >9 times you said your mother would hear us >> >>> > >> >>> >Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory >> >>> >because: >> >>> > >> >>> >6 >> >>>times you just laid there >> >>> >8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling >> >>> >4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with >> >>> >7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished >> >>> >1 time I was afraid I >>had hurt you because I felt you move >> >>> > >> >>> >KEEP READING....... >> >>> > >> >>> >========================================================== >> >>> > >> >>> >TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: >> >>> > >> >>> >I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons >> >>>you >> >>> >didn't get more than you did: >> >>> > >> >>> >5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat >> >>> >36 times you did not come home at all >> >>> >21 times you didn't cum >> >>> >33 times you came too soon >> >>> >19 times you went soft before you got in >> >>> >38 times you worked too late >> >>> >10 times you got cramps in your toes >> >>> >29 times you had to get up early >>to play >> >>>golf >> >>> >2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls >> >>> >4 times you got it stuck in your zipper >> >>> >3 times you had a cold and your nose was running >> >>> >2 times you had a splinter in your finger >> >>> >20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day >> >>> >6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book >> >>> >98 times you were too busy watching TV >> >>> > >> >>> >Of the times we did get together: >> >>> > >> >>> >The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing >> >>>the >> >>> >sheets. >> >>> >I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said >> >>>was, >> >>> >"Would you prefer me on my >>back or kneeling?" >> >>> >The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was >> >>>trying to >> >>> >breathe.
