A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 sex. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cause sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal (lmao!!!)
Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal
After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
