THESE ARE THE ONES THAT BEST RELATE TO ME AND MY BEST FRIEND!
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.LOL.... I KNOW I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU FOR THAT PRECI
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have. LOL.... YOU'RE SO MEAN! BUT ATLEAST YOU'RE HONEST!!
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness. - AHH GOOD OLD COLLEGE DAYS!
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girlie, sissy, "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality. So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.Why you may ask? Because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
I agree with Preciosa on this...specially about a good friend helping move a body...I could move your body
I know about lots of positions to move bodies...very good positions
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girlie, sissy, "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.
So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. 4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use only little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
