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Ring Ring LOL!!!! I just had too B.U.T.T

U CALL

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Ring Ring LOL!!!!

I just had too B.U.T.T

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Guys, you're too funny

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LOL!! ummm interesting ... Very so ring my bell girl go on.... ring! ring! "hello, your call can not be completed as dialed .. please check the number or try your call again" estas busy

Nop I am not....

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DulceGalletita wrote:
LOL!! ummm interesting ...
Very so ring my bell girl go on....




ring! ring!

"hello, your call can not be completed as dialed .. please check the number or try your call again"

estas busy

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LMAO so I guess u want 2 try some of those  LoL ummm, I can probably only afford la multa de $100 is ok no nos daran multa don't worry LoL LOL!! ummm interesting ...

Very so ring my bell girl go on....

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LMAO so I guess u want 2 try some of those  LoL ummm, I can probably only afford la multa de $100
is ok no nos daran multa don't worry LoL




LOL!! ummm interesting ...

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LMAO so I guess u want 2 try some of those  LoL ummm, I can probably only afford la multa de $100

is ok no nos daran multa don't worry LoL

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LMAO so I guess u want 2 try some of those  LoL




ummm, I can probably only afford la multa de $100







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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Don't say that u are not slow ok, and yeah it is very educational so if any of u want 2 try some of this just rink my bell LoL Oi nomasss .... now I have that song in my head ... You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell you can ring my bell, you can ring my bell (ding, dong, ding, do-ong) you can ring my bell, you can ring my bell (ding, dong, ding, do-ong, ring it!) you can ring my bell, anytime, anyway (ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it oww!) you can ring my bell, anytime, anyway (ding, dong, ding, do-ong)

LMAO so I guess u want 2 try some of those  LoL

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DulceGalletita wrote:
Don't say that u are not slow ok, and yeah it is very educational so if any of u want 2 try some of this just rink my bell LoL




Oi nomasss .... now I have that song in my head ...

You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell

you can ring my bell, you can ring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)
you can ring my bell, you can ring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong, ring it!)
you can ring my bell, anytime, anyway
(ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it oww!)
you can ring my bell, anytime, anyway
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)



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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here???? NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL LOL!!! Ohhhhhhhh I get it now ... I'm kinda slow LOL!!! ay dio mio!!! Yes, these threads are very educational LMAO!!!

Don't say that u are not slow ok, and yeah it is very educational so if any of u want 2 try some of this just rink my bell LoL

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So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here????
NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL




LOL!!! Ohhhhhhhh I get it now ... I'm kinda slow LOL!!!

ay dio mio!!!

Yes, these threads are very educational LMAO!!!



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JOKER_ESCO wrote: Julie wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here???? NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL *ejem*ejem*ejem Comportate Joker LOL YO QUE LoL YO SOLO LE ESTOY EXPLICANDO NADA MAS Ya entendi ! Es un thread educativo

U GOT IT JULIE

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


Julie wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here???? NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL *ejem*ejem*ejem Comportate Joker LOL YO QUE LoL YO SOLO LE ESTOY EXPLICANDO NADA MAS

Ya entendi ! Es un thread educativo

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Julie wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here???? NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL *ejem*ejem*ejem Comportate Joker LOL

YO QUE LoL YO SOLO LE ESTOY EXPLICANDO NADA MAS

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DulceGalletita wrote: So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here???? NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL


*ejem*ejem*ejem


Comportate Joker LOL



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So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ... So then aren't these two things the same: * Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares * Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares Am I missing something here????

NO IS NOT, 1 IS YOUR AQUELLO AND HE OTHER IS MY AQUELLO LoL

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LMAO, that's hilarious

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So AQUELLO es AQUELLO ...

So then aren't these two things the same:

* Mano en aquello 200.00 Dollares

* Aquello en la mano 250.00 Dollares



Am I missing something here????





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 PARA SU CONOCIMIENTO Y DEMÁS FINES:


Por disposición superior del Gobierno de El Salvador se les comunica a todas aquellas personas y parejas que sean sorprendidas dentro de vehículos en cualquier lugar público cometiendo faltas a la moral e infracciones a las buenas costumbres, que:


Por parte de la Policia y del buen Gobierno, se les aplicarán las siguientes multas:


* Mano con mano                       100.00 Dollares


* Mano con muslo                      150.00 Dollares


* Mano en aquello                     200.00 Dollares


* Aquello en la mano                  250.00 Dollares


* Aquello en aquello                  300.00 Dollares


* Aquello dentro de aquello       350.00 Dollares


* Aquello detrás de aquellito     500.00 Dollares


* Aquello en la boca                  600.00 Dollares


* La boca en aquello                  800.00 Dollares


 
NOTA:


A las personas encontradas con aquello en la boca y que tengan uno ó más dientes de oro, les será aplicada una multa más elevada por ser considerado artículo de lujo; asimismo a las personas que sean halladas sin hacer nada, la multa se les triplicará por Pendejos.


 Con el fin que no haya dudas en cuanto al enigma de la expresión "Aquello"  y para un major esclarecimiento de su significado, se dan las siguientes acepciones:


01.- No es murciélago, pero vive colgado.


02.- No es acordeón, pero se estira y se encoje.


03.- No es el Chapulín Colorado, pero se hace grande y se hace chiquito.


04.- No es bebé, pero se babea.


05.- No es soldado, pero ataca por delante y por detrás.


06.- No piensa, pero tiene cabeza.


07.- No es gallo, pero da picotazos.


08.- No es atractivo, pero vuelve locas a las mujeres.


09.- No pertenece a ningun Club, pero le dicen miembro.


10.- No es mal educado, pero escupe.


11.- No es caballero, pero ante las damas se levanta.


12.- No es Marciano, pero tiene un solo ojo.


13.- No es Bombero, pero tiene casco.


14.- No es Lotería, pero hace hogares felices.



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