STARTER FOR THE DAY...

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

RE: STARTER FOR THE DAY...

X4v13r · Comandante

that Beethoven thing always amazes me.......u can achieve anything u want when u really put ur heart and soul into it.

X@vier

PRECIOSA · Guru

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic and in case you never saw this one...!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little less than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line. Go figure...????

AND X@VIER YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THIS WHOLE THREAD...

X4v13r · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

Preci, is this one of those psychological profile-type of questions where however you respond it will turn out you're crazy anyway? I miss those. I was always trying to think outside the box. I'll think of the answers later, after I've had my second cup of coffee.

nope this has to do with something like....if she had an abortion some1 famous would have died.....and the other is one or was one of our world leader....something like that, can't really remember.

X@vier

chica wow · Guru

Here are my answers.

Question 1:

The women has had eight kids already she obviously doesn't believe in abortion...it would make no difference what I recommend.

Question 2:

The obvious answer would be C but at the end most politicians turn like the guy in A, so I would vote for A.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Preci, is this one of those psychological profile-type of questions where however you respond it will turn out you're crazy anyway? I miss those. I was always trying to think outside the box. I'll think of the answers later, after I've had my second cup of coffee.

Baybee Koketa · Senior Member

i didn't answer question number 1. i say no i don't believe in abortion at all.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Candidate B all the way...you can't go wrong with an Opium smoker.

for question 1: i would suggest it, but I wouldn't demand it.

X4v13r · Comandante

hey i seen this before somewhere........can really remember the answer but i know is a good one.

X@vier

Baybee Koketa · Senior Member

i choose candidate B. he seems normal hahaha

PRECIOSA · Guru

Interesting stuff.......  ???

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three of which who were deaf, and two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis.  Would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your votecounts.  Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Studying to go to a prestigious art school.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS WILL FOLLOW...AFTER A FEW TEMPTED ANSWERS...