Marky Mark wrote: besides coffee, any suggestions on how to stay awake at the office? I'm dyin' over here!!! SLAP A CO-WORKER...OR MAKE THEM SLAP YOU... BY THE WAY...ISN'T IT SLAP AN EMPLOYEE DAY TODAY...OR WEEK...??? Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! HAVE A NICE DAY...!!!
The slap day.. why only a day... I could have that all the time....
besides coffee, any suggestions on how to stay awake at the office? I'm dyin' over here!!!
SLAP A CO-WORKER...OR MAKE THEM SLAP YOU...
BY THE WAY...ISN'T IT SLAP AN EMPLOYEE DAY TODAY...OR WEEK...???
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Yes, when I'm sleepy, I ask my manager to spank me. You can snort some coke ... sprite doesn't work though. Try having tea; it has more caffeine than a cup of coffee. Eat a fruit (for example: Bainaman)
Daeveed wrote: Yes, when I'm sleepy, I ask my manager to spank me. You can snort some coke ... sprite doesn't work though. Try having tea; it has more caffeine than a cup of coffee. Eat a fruit (for example: Bainaman)
These days fo sho! 
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
