Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
Women Jokes Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
I am women/girl...but I found these kinda funny,,, "MAD COW"
I have to say some MEN are like this NOT all are like that! But really weather u like us or not WE NEED eachother! That's the BOTTOM LINE cause PRIETO said SO!
EEE ZZZ THERE STONE COLD....lol
BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
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"To be a good Promoter you must have the heart of a Gambler and the mind of a Computer"
I have to say some MEN are like this NOT all are like that!
But really weather u like us or not WE NEED eachother!
That's the BOTTOM LINE cause PRIETO said SO!
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends. hahahahaha.....hmmmmm VERY TRUE! Good looking sensitive men are usually cobardes.... Good looking caring men are defined as GAY..... But all in all....it's not that they don't exist.....but that us women are sooo picky....and we want manly men....con bolas.
We're not picky, we just want what is best for us ........... con bolas.
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A person who doesn't make mistakes is unlikely to make anything.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: "What Men Know About Women"
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One ... men will screw anything. Que corrientes
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know .... it's never happened. Do they even know it need to be done LOL
Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.? A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: What did God say after creating man? A: I can do better. God is/was a wise man
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends. See my point yesterday
Q: How do men sort their laundry? A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable" Ewwww
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A person who doesn't make mistakes is unlikely to make anything.
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
I guess I should look 4 some woman's jokes 
But really weather u like us or not WE NEED eachother! That's the BOTTOM LINE cause PRIETO said SO! 
