In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **************************
In other words.....KE TE!!!
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Funny LMAO..
McOSIRIS wrote: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *************************************
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *************************************
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **************************
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." **************************
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." **************************
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **************************
On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." **************************
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." **************************
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" **************************
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." **************************
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **************************
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." **************************
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **************************
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **************************
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **************************
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." **************************
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **************************
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." **************************
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." **************************