Movie Review Thread

Lahtosa · Regular

RE: Movie Review Thread

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

I watched Hustle and Flow last week... awesome, awesome movie. Really liked it.

Hustle and Flow is amazing!! I love Terrance Howard... he's sexy

Saw Idlewild.... that movie sucked donkey balls.... great big sweaty hairy donkey balls...
DONT GO SEE IT! Youve been warned.

GITANA · Guru

TV Buff wrote:

I watched Hustle and Flow last week... awesome, awesome movie. Really liked it.

YEAH! IT'S A GREAT MOVIE!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

I watched Hustle and Flow last week... awesome, awesome movie. Really liked it.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

wrote:

NACHO LIBRE - Sucked donkey balls!!! Esqueleto was funny! That's about it.

NO IT DID NOT!!!!!

I looved that movie... it was sooo funny!
Naaaaachoooooooooo ooooo ooooooooo....

I wanna see the Ricky Bobby story, that one seems hilarious. Anyone catch it yet?

Yesi · Guru

wrote:

I fell asleep watching that one last week, but then again, I fall asleep during MOST movies.

I watched Derailed and V for Vendetta this week. Both amazing, amazing movies. Good plots, twists, endings, etc, etc, etc. Higly recommend them. :3alienthumbsup:

I also watched Derailed last week, amazing movie, great plot.

Recommended

Yesi

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Saw the Descent last night and it was awesome.
It's a mix of horror, action, and suspense. It's an all female cast which is rare to see in horror flicks, but they all did great.
Highly recommended

God · Foro Master

I saw Scared Sacred....very very good movie

http://www.scaredsacred.org/

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Last night I was watching some Mormon propaganda (courtesy of my parents) and the Film is called LEGACY .

It tells the story of the first generation of Mormons after Joseph Smith wrote the book of Mormon and how they were prosecuted and killed in every State they chose to live, until they got to Salt Lake City.

Besides the religious point I found the story was interesting.... and since this story occurs in the 19th century, they've recreated it perfectly.

Good photography, good editing and good soundtrak.

Pelon` · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Has anyone here seen the movie Aeon Flux with Charlize Theron?If so is it worth watching?

I came around to seeing it...it's not that bad nor great. She's hot tho, but if you get around it, borrow it from a friend. I don't really recommend renting it

I recently saw Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift (or whatever it's called). There's not much of a plot since its only based on mint cars and sexy women Movie was pretty good I'd rate it a 8/10

Lahtina · Foro Master

I haven't watched anything worth recommending as of late. Everything's pretty sucky out there. Remember when they actually released good movies?! sigh... they rarely do that nowadays.

We rented The Family Stone recently (Sarah Jessica) and does it ever suck big hairy legs. Stay away! Bah! So much for wanting to watch a chick flick.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

Over The Hedge - Very cute movie and funny!!! 7.5/10

I fell asleep watching that one last week, but then again, I fall asleep during MOST movies.

I watched Derailed and V for Vendetta this week. Both amazing, amazing movies. Good plots, twists, endings, etc, etc, etc. Higly recommend them. :3alienthumbsup:

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

The Break Up - I thought it was nice but dragged on a bit. Jennifer Aniston is stunning and her clothes drove me nuts in this movie!!! Loved every outfit!!!!

Vince Vaughan is da $hit!!!!! 7/10

Over The Hedge - Very cute movie and funny!!! 7.5/10

Bainaman · Foro Master

NACHO LIBRE - Sucked donkey balls!!! Esqueleto was funny! That's about it.

F&F DRIFT - Sucked donkey balls!!! Nice cars & stunts, Nice asian chicks....
CRAP MOVIE!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

I saw the movie "Cars" last night and it was awesome.
This is a must watch and if you have kids they will want to watch it over and over again.
Disney and Pixar have created another classic.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Chale what are u talking about, the movie is really good specially when cheese comes out the eye of he Japanese girl LoL

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
I couldnt even clean the snow off my car properly that night, i was scared that someone was going to kidnap me and torture me... I was so scuuuured.

@ jaime: naaaaaaaaaaaasty!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: I saw Hostel on Saturday night with like 7 people. It was good and funny to see everyones reaction to a few of the scenes. I didn't think it was that bad and I heard Wolf Creek has nastier scenes. Hostel is one ****ed up movie!!!!!!!!SOOOO DAMN NASTY!Ive decided to never go to europe b/c of this very movie.

Chale what are u talking about, the movie is really good specially when cheese comes out the eye of he Japanese girl LoL

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: I saw Hostel on Saturday night with like 7 people. It was good and funny to see everyones reaction to a few of the scenes. I didn't think it was that bad and I heard Wolf Creek has nastier scenes. Hostel is one ****ed up movie!!!!!!!!SOOOO DAMN NASTY!Ive decided to never go to europe b/c of this very movie.

Ya the stuff that happened is f@cked up, but the actual Hostels and it's guests seemed good

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

I saw Hostel on Saturday night with like 7 people. It was good and funny to see everyones reaction to a few of the scenes. I didn't think it was that bad and I heard Wolf Creek has nastier scenes.

Hostel is one ****ed up movie!!!!!!!!
SOOOO DAMN NASTY!
Ive decided to never go to europe b/c of this very movie.

Pelon` · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Has anyone here seen the movie Aeon Flux with Charlize Theron?If so is it worth watching?

Actually rented it during the weekend. It was alright no biggie, I expected it to be ALOT BETTER then what I heard on the reviews. If you're into Sci-Fi or either high go for it. Steal or borrow the movie if you can. Not worth paying for it.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: I saw the new John Leguizamo movie called Cronicas this week.Man!!! I wanted to throw my remote at the TV. The movie started off ok, but after 30 minutes it fell apart. No climax and the dumbest ending I've seen so far this year.Cronicas - Stay away from this movie. It's not even worth a rental. dude!!! you should have read my review for this movie B4 you rented it.... such a waste of film....

Couldn't agree with you more. That $hit was horrible. How can they budget such garbage

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

I saw the new John Leguizamo movie called Cronicas this week.Man!!! I wanted to throw my remote at the TV. The movie started off ok, but after 30 minutes it fell apart. No climax and the dumbest ending I've seen so far this year.Cronicas - Stay away from this movie. It's not even worth a rental.

dude!!! you should have read my review for this movie B4 you rented it....

such a waste of film....

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

I saw the new John Leguizamo movie called Cronicas this week.
Man!!! I wanted to throw my remote at the TV. The movie started off ok, but after 30 minutes it fell apart. No climax and the dumbest ending I've seen so far this year.

Cronicas - Stay away from this movie. It's not even worth a rental.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Has anyone here seen the movie Aeon Flux with Charlize Theron?
If so is it worth watching?

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Cocotaso wrote:

Jade wrote: I seen HOSTILE last nite...I didnt like it AT ALL...First and foremost..you MUST have a strong stomach when watching this movie..it made my tummy turn more then a few times...Secondly THERE IS NO STORY to this movie it is just pure gore? anyways..its wa sjust gross all around..sucked ass big time..Jay Hernandez is AIGHT actor..my two cents! HOSTILE is the most disturbing movie ever...its phucked uP! INSANITY ..Torture..they need HELP! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450278/

I saw Hostel on Saturday night with like 7 people. It was good and funny to see everyones reaction to a few of the scenes. I didn't think it was that bad and I heard Wolf Creek has nastier scenes.

ZIPOTE · TOP Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

ZIPOTE wrote: I saw ...BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN ...at my friend`s house on Saturday !!!! With a bunch of ppl from FORO!!! I saw it too 3 weeks ago with my girlfriend. That movie was pretty funny to me. It's not a comedy but seeing what they do and how far somethings go was funny. I can't believe how much balls those actors have to play those roles.

Ohh yea tried watching it in 3D ... or live

Julie · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

ZIPOTE wrote: I saw ...BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN ...at my friend`s house on Saturday !!!! With a bunch of ppl from FORO!!! I saw it too 3 weeks ago with my girlfriend. That movie was pretty funny to me. It's not a comedy but seeing what they do and how far somethings go was funny. I can't believe how much balls those actors have to play those roles.

Yup, We know waht you mean !

Right, Zipote !

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

ZIPOTE wrote:

I saw ...BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN ...at my friend`s house on Saturday !!!! With a bunch of ppl from FORO!!!

I saw it too 3 weeks ago with my girlfriend. That movie was pretty funny to me. It's not a comedy but seeing what they do and how far somethings go was funny. I can't believe how much balls those actors have to play those roles.

ZIPOTE · TOP Guru

I saw ...BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN ...at my friend`s house on Saturday !!!! With a bunch of ppl from FORO!!!

Jade · Guru

Has anyone seen SCARY MOVIE 4 or TAKE THE LEAD? how was it??

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Has anyone see "Crash" or "Capote"????

Crash is awesome. Definately try to watch that movie.

Capote I don't know. I tried to watch it but fell asleep after the first 10 minutes.

Cocotaso · Guru

Jade wrote:

I seen HOSTILE last nite...I didnt like it AT ALL...First and foremost..you MUST have a strong stomach when watching this movie..it made my tummy turn more then a few times...Secondly THERE IS NO STORY to this movie it is just pure gore? anyways..its wa sjust gross all around..sucked ass big time..Jay Hernandez is AIGHT actor..my two cents!

HOSTILE is the most disturbing movie ever...its phucked uP! INSANITY ..Torture..they need HELP!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450278/

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Has anyone see "Crash" or "Capote"????

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

El Duro wrote:

who has seen Debbie Does Dallas? what is your review if you have seen it because i might watch it.................... J/K

Bistor has seen that movie COUNTLESS times!!

Everybody watch "WAITING" with Ryan Reynolds!!! That kid from DodgeBall is in it and the girl that's in all the Scary Movies is in it too. I love her!! She's hilarious!!!

Anyway, go watch it, if you liked American Pie, EuroTrip, Just Friends, etc!!!

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 13:11, 2006-04-17

Chilenita · Comandante

I saw Scary Movie 4 this weekend. It was funny. Not as funny as the others but funny.

Jade · Guru

I seen HOSTILE last nite...I didnt like it AT ALL...First and foremost..you MUST have a strong stomach when watching this movie..it made my tummy turn more then a few times...Secondly THERE IS NO STORY to this movie it is just pure gore? anyways..its wa sjust gross all around..sucked ass big time..Jay Hernandez is AIGHT actor..my two cents!

Chilenita · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

Chilenita wrote: Sooo yesterday Me and the man were wandering around downtown with nothing much to do so we decided to go to a movie. The only thing playing right when we got there was....ohh that movie about the worms....sliver....something like that OMG OMG OMG DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE it was like 1000000 times worse than Basic Instinct and that was horrible!! I still can't figure out if it was supposed to be scary or funny either way it sucked!!! Then since we were already there and unsastified with the movie we decided to sneak into another one...you know to get our $$$ worth (and cuz we are ghetto like that) so we went to see failure to launch....cute date movie....entertaining!! Chile, que verguenza, niña! What does that say about us Hispanics... We get all our titles at Pacific Mall... We just watched Must love dogs over the weekend. I can't say that I love dogs, but I like John Cusack and Diane Lane. Cute (and somewhat smart) movie. I give it eight illegal DVD copies out of 10.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

DO GO SEE: 16 Blocks with Mos and Bruce Willis. The movie is alllright... but Mos is soo wicked in it! He's fast becoming one of my fav actors. Who knew? A man with a conscience, lyrically gifted and a talented actor? I think Im in love

DO NOT GO SEE: The hills have eyes. It was ... meh! The concept was pretty good, like the political message they were trying to convey, but the execution of the story line and plot was just horrendous. I thought I was going to be super scared, but I found my eyes wandering from the screen from time to time, cuz it just didnt hold my interest.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Chilenita wrote:

Sooo yesterday Me and the man were wandering around downtown with nothing much to do so we decided to go to a movie. The only thing playing right when we got there was....ohh that movie about the worms....sliver....something like that OMG OMG OMG DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE it was like 1000000 times worse than Basic Instinct and that was horrible!! I still can't figure out if it was supposed to be scary or funny either way it sucked!!! Then since we were already there and unsastified with the movie we decided to sneak into another one...you know to get our $$$ worth (and cuz we are ghetto like that) so we went to see failure to launch....cute date movie....entertaining!!

Chile, que verguenza, niña! What does that say about us Hispanics...

We get all our titles at Pacific Mall... We just watched Must love dogs over the weekend. I can't say that I love dogs, but I like John Cusack and Diane Lane. Cute (and somewhat smart) movie. I give it eight illegal DVD copies out of 10.

Chilenita · Comandante

Sooo yesterday Me and the man were wandering around downtown with nothing much to do so we decided to go to a movie. The only thing playing right when we got there was....ohh that movie about the worms....sliver....something like that OMG OMG OMG DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE it was like 1000000 times worse than Basic Instinct and that was horrible!! I still can't figure out if it was supposed to be scary or funny

either way it sucked!!! Then since we were already there and unsastified with the movie we decided to sneak into another one...you know to get our $$$ worth (and cuz we are ghetto like that) so we went to see failure to launch....cute date movie....entertaining!!

Daeveed · Foro Master

Last night I watched "Pi"...again

I watched this movie about 6 years ago, and last night again. It's a movie about a Mathematician who tries to find a pattern on the Stock Market. He also gets involved with a Jewish sect of also mathematicians.

The movie is really good if you're into...well...math. It is also filmed in Black & White.

I really like this movie. If you watch it, you might find some similarities with The Matrix. That is because the creators of The Matrix were inspired by this movie to write it.

Good movie!

I give it Pi stars.

elrapero · Regular Plus

Chale Tanga wrote:

TV Buff wrote: Chale, if you want to ask ElRapero out on a date, just ask him! No need to be beating around the bush!!! Buffster you caught me!Damn it! And I was trying to be so subtle about it too. Oh mang.I love me some rappers and dj's and artists and gofers and ticket vendors and popcorn sellers and coat checkers and pretty much anyone involved in the industry

that's good ma

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I just finished watching a movie called Cronicas, with John Leguizamo......

my review....

UNA MIERDA DE PELICULA!!!!!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

Chale, if you want to ask ElRapero out on a date, just ask him! No need to be beating around the bush!!!

Buffster you caught me!
Damn it! And I was trying to be so subtle about it too. Oh mang.

I love me some rappers and dj's and artists and gofers and ticket vendors and popcorn sellers and coat checkers and pretty much anyone involved in the industry

McOSIRIS · Comandante

El Duro wrote:

who has seen Debbie Does Dallas? what is your review if you have seen it because i might watch it.................... J/K

I haven't.....but I've seen Rocco does Europe....

El Duro · Foro Master

who has seen Debbie Does Dallas? what is your review if you have seen it because i might watch it....................

J/K

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

elrapero wrote: If you liked the saw then you'll have to watch The Hills Have Eyes I've heard is a good movie better than the saw. i can't miss this one. i just need to get some free time to go watch it Has anyone seen this one?I want to check it, but im scared that I wont be able to sleep at night Anyone watch it?

Chale, if you want to ask ElRapero out on a date, just ask him! No need to be beating around the bush!!!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

elrapero wrote:

If you liked the saw then you'll have to watch The Hills Have Eyes I've heard is a good movie better than the saw. i can't miss this one. i just need to get some free time to go watch it

Has anyone seen this one?
I want to check it, but im scared that I wont be able to sleep at night

Anyone watch it?

elrapero · Regular Plus

Jaime Cruz wrote:

There are alot of random threads here on TH about movies. So I've created this thread for anyone who would like to review any movies they have recently seen. Good or bad, old or new it doesn't matter. I just recently saw 2 movies. SAW 2 - Ok, but not better than the first in any way. I like gore and this was not gore. It was like a gore teaser. They had the potential to make the movie gross but they didn't seem to go all the way with it. Carlos Mencina - Not for the easily offended (stand up comedy) - This was awesome. A must see if you can get your hands on it and if you love comedy. He touched on so many subject that atleast 1 or 2 is gonna touch home and make you laugh.

If you liked the saw then you'll have to watch The Hills Have Eyes I've heard is a good movie better than the saw. i can't miss this one. i just need to get some free time to go watch it

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Saw V for Vendetta.

Good storyline, although there were parts that made no sense. It was good action.
And i loved that way they spoke.