Confesiones wrote:

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conchemimadre que es eso????

look like mini-vampires...

Afrodita wrote:

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How about this one biotch? Rata de dos patas Rata inmunda animal rastrero escoria de la vida adefecio mal hecho infra humano expectro del infierno maldita sabandija cuanto daño me has hecho alimaña culebra ponsoñosa deshecho de la vida te odio y te desprecio rata de dos patas te estoy hablando a ti porque un bicho rastrero aun siendo el mas maldito comparado contigo se queda muy chikito maldita sanguijuela maldita cucaracha que infectas donde picas que hieres y que matas alimaña culebra ponsoñosa deshecho de la vida te odio y te desprecio rata de dos patas te estoy hablando a ti porque un bicho rastrero aun siendo el mas maldito comparado contigo se queda muy chikito ME ESTAS OLLIENDO INUTIL LLENA DEL INFIERNO CUANTO TE ODIO Y TE DESPRECIO! maldita sanguijuela maldita cucaracha que infectas donde picas que hieres y que matas alimaña culebra ponsoñosa deshecho de la vida te odio y te desprecio rata de dos patas te estoy hablando a ti porque un bicho rastrero aun siendo el mas maldito comparado contigo se queda muy chikito

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FOR MY BIOTCHHHHHHHH


MALO - BEBE

Apareciste una noche fría
con olor a tabaco sucio y a ginebra
el miedo ya me recorría
mientras cruzaba los deditos tras la puerta

Tu carita de niño guapo
se la ha ido comiendo el tiempo por tus venas
y tu inseguridad machita
se refleja cada día en mis lagrimitas

Una vez más, no por favor que estoy cansa(da)
y no puedo con el corazón
Una vez más, no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen

Voy a volverme como el fuego
voy a quemar tu puño de acero
y del morao de mis mejillas
Saldrá el valor para cobrarme las heridas.

Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña a quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres

El día es gris cuando tú éstas
y el sol vuelve a salir, cuando te vas
y la penita de mi corazón
yo me la tengo que tragar con el fogón

Mi carita de niña linda
se ha ido envejeciendo en el silencio
cada vez que me dices ****
se hace tu cerebro más pequeño

Una vez más, no por favor que estoy cansada
y no puedo con el corazón
Una vez más, no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen

Voy a volverme como el fuego
voy a quemar tu puño de acero
y del morao de mis mejillas
Saldrá el valor para cobrarme las heridas.
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña a quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres

Malo, malo, malo eres
Malo eres porque quieres
Malo, malo, malo eres
No me chilles que me duele

Eres débil y eres malo
No te pienses mejor que yo
Ni que nadie
Y ahora yo me fumo
Un cigarrito
y te echo el humo
en el corazoncito

Porque malo, malo, malo eres tú
Malo, malo, malo eres si
Malo, malo, malo eres, siempre
Malo, malo, malo eres.

Ladies,
Maybe boys wouldn't seem dumb to you, if you understood us.
Here's a few rules to help you out.

Men's Rules (that women should know)

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

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Differences between men and women

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McOSIRIS wrote:

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Or try this one:

http://k43.pbase.com/u41/vhansen/upload/26842695.priceless.jpg

Women's tools

Here's a smart girl who can atleast fix a car.

Jaime Cruz wrote:

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How can boys be stupid? We have two heads/brains to out smart women.

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LGigolo wrote:

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