How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies okay)47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up.
Jaime Cruz wrote: Is that a yes? Umm, that's more of a first tell me about the HELICOPTER and then ummm I will see ... @ LG: LMAO!!! ay dio mio ....
It's kinda complex but I'll try to make it easy. You can choose from a ride with a Manual shaft...shift and go for a bumpy, but exciting ride or you can choose to go on auto-pilot and enjoy a slow, tender ride.
DulceGalletita wrote: @ LG: LMAO!!! ay dio mio .... That’s the idea… him getting you to moaning, screaming: “Ay Dio Mio” multiple times would be a sign that he’s a good pilot!
Jaime Cruz wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LGigolo wrote: Just say YES, you will enjoy the “ride” LOL Well, now I know it's a ride ... if I enjoy it it will depend on the pilot I can volunteer for a test drive
DulceGalletita wrote: LGigolo wrote: Just say YES, you will enjoy the “ride” LOL Well, now I know it's a ride ... if I enjoy it it will depend on the pilot I can volunteer for a test drive
DulceGalletita wrote: Dogo wrote: Me parece que DG esta en busca de un "Helicopter" pilot! LOL!! Ummmmmmm, pero si ni se eso del HELICOPTER LOL!!! So no se si estoy buscando o no Just say YES, you will enjoy the “ride” LOL
DOES SHE HAVE TO BUCKEL UP...WITH FEET STRAIGHT FORWARD...AND NO CHEWING GUM...???
Dogo wrote: Me parece que DG esta en busca de un "Helicopter" pilot! LOL!! Ummmmmmm, pero si ni se eso del HELICOPTER LOL!!! So no se si estoy buscando o no
Just say YES, you will enjoy the “ride” LOL
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
para aser a una mujer feliz el hombre tiene que ser caballero atento cariñoso y respetuoso onesto en fin todo lo que algunos de nosotros deberiamos aser y ser para aser felices a nuestras mujeres
Se te olvidaron los diamantes muchacho, algunas no perdonan el no ofrecerlos jajaja.
El Duro wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff CANT BE SAME ROUTINE IF ITS IN DIFFERENT PLACES AND POSITIONS... Bro u got get them to do the helicopter WHY DON'T YOU DESCRIBE IN DETAIL THE CONTENT OF THE HEILCOPTER...???
PRECIOSA WHY BOTHER....HIS NICKNAME IS DURO REMEMBER?...NEED I SAY MORE?
RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff CANT BE SAME ROUTINE IF ITS IN DIFFERENT PLACES AND POSITIONS... Bro u got get them to do the helicopter
WHY DON'T YOU DESCRIBE IN DETAIL THE CONTENT OF THE HEILCOPTER...???
RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff CANT BE SAME ROUTINE IF ITS IN DIFFERENT PLACES AND POSITIONS... Bro u got get them to do the helicopter
THE HELICOPTER?...IS THAT RELATED TO SEX?...NO MORE SEX BRO...MUCHO SEX NO LES GUSTA...NOW HEAD IN THE OTHER HAND...IS NOT CONSIDERED SEX LIKE CLINTON SAID...
El Duro wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? hey you didn't mention SEX if any one is curios of what dessert destroys the females sex drive ? answer : wedding cake
Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff CANT BE SAME ROUTINE IF ITS IN DIFFERENT PLACES AND POSITIONS...
PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff
VERY TRUE MY YOUNG LADY...
HOWEVER...A TRUE GENUINE MAN KNOWS HOW TO KEEP AND SATISFY HIS WOMAN...
PRECIOSA wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? hey you didn't mention SEX
if any one is curios of what dessert destroys the females sex drive ?
PRECIOSA wrote: GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff
CANT BE SAME ROUTINE IF ITS IN DIFFERENT PLACES AND POSITIONS...
PRECIOSA wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? Maybe a little more "HEAD"
The one attached to the upper part of the bobby right
LOL
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PRECIOSA wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...??? Maybe a little more "HEAD"
YEAH.,..HEAD.... FEW MORE TIMES...AND ..DID YOU MENTION SEX?
GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...???
That's not what I said. And I don't want a Typical Man. As discribe above, it will be to boring, same routine...pfff
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Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...???
Maybe a little more "HEAD"
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Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...???
Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) GIRL THAT'S A TYPICAL MAN FOR YOU... SEX...BEER...SEX...PORN...SEX...FOOD...BEER...FOOD...HEAD...SEX...FOOD... SEX...HEAD...PORN...FOOD...SPORTS... DID I MENTION SEX...???
PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL)
RICKYRICARDO wrote: Dogo wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) JULIE...LEI MAL....LA PRIMERA PALABRA NECESITE LEERLA EN DOS VECES... DESPUES ME DI CUENTA QUE ERA FRENCH...lol-- Edited by RICKYRICARDO at 22:48, 2006-01-31 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! you mean "Meme moi" LMAO!!!!!! EXACTO..DOGO.... JEJEJEJ...JULLIE DONT TEASE US TOO MUCH...CAUSE DE NOCHE LEEMOS MAL ACA... Que ??????????? que de noche todos los gatos son pardos LOL
NO TODOS...PERO LA MAYORIA...DEPENDE DIJO PEPITO...
Dogo wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) JULIE...LEI MAL....LA PRIMERA PALABRA NECESITE LEERLA EN DOS VECES... DESPUES ME DI CUENTA QUE ERA FRENCH...lol-- Edited by RICKYRICARDO at 22:48, 2006-01-31 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! you mean "Meme moi" LMAO!!!!!! EXACTO..DOGO.... JEJEJEJ...JULLIE DONT TEASE US TOO MUCH...CAUSE DE NOCHE LEEMOS MAL ACA...
Que ??????????? que de noche todos los gatos son pardos LOL
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El Duro wrote: Dogo wrote: El Duro wrote: suck well and swallow and more HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! did you just say that dude?!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA yes i did... she wanted to know what else makes us happy SHOULD OF KNOWN...IT'S COMING FROM A GUY THAT'S NICKNAMED "EL DURO"...
hey u wanted to know so i'm anwering your question
Dogo wrote: El Duro wrote: suck well and swallow and more HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! did you just say that dude?!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA yes i did... she wanted to know what else makes us happy
SHOULD OF KNOWN...IT'S COMING FROM A GUY THAT'S NICKNAMED "EL DURO"...
RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the **** up. MMMM.....PLUS A FEW MORE... SO WHAT ARE THEY...??? WHAT ARE THEY?...DOGO...AHI TE HABLAN...MUCHA NO ME DEJEN SOLO...HABLEMOS PUES...UNITED WE STAND...! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? PLEASE...ENTERTAIN ME...!!! Girl, you're too funny They can't just admit the facts LOL that we make them happy just the way we are (même moi je me fais rire LOL) JULIE...LEI MAL....LA PRIMERA PALABRA NECESITE LEERLA EN DOS VECES... DESPUES ME DI CUENTA QUE ERA FRENCH...lol-- Edited by RICKYRICARDO at 22:48, 2006-01-31 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! you mean "Meme moi" LMAO!!!!!!
EXACTO..DOGO.... JEJEJEJ...JULLIE DONT TEASE US TOO MUCH...CAUSE DE NOCHE LEEMOS MAL ACA...