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Jaime Cruz wrote:

Ya it is funny.What have you used to improvise Gitana?
ESO NO SE DICE...

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LMAO!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS POST.... THIS IS FUNNY!!
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Gitana wrote:

LMAO!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS POST.... THIS IS FUNNY!!
Ya it is funny.
What have you used to improvise Gitana?
Saran Wrap condoms, Margarine/Butter Lubricants, Virgen olive oil or anything different?

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LMAO!!!


HOW DID I MISS THIS POST.... THIS IS FUNNY!!



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LGigolo wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: LGigolo wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote:   Depends on the girl She might like the grainy sensation And If it gets stuck in there… dig it out with your tongue??? Or your hand if she's into fisting. That would only be our JINX!  LOL  True. Where is she today? We need her freaky insights on these topics today.

She ONLY logs on when she’s not busy having sex!


 




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Jaime Cruz wrote: LGigolo wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote:   Depends on the girl She might like the grainy sensation And If it gets stuck in there… dig it out with your tongue??? Or your hand if she's into fisting. That would only be our JINX!  LOL 
True. Where is she today? We need her freaky insights on these topics today.

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote:   Depends on the girl She might like the grainy sensation And If it gets stuck in there… dig it out with your tongue??? Or your hand if she's into fisting.

That would only be our JINX!  LOL 



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PRECIOSA wrote:

...AND ALL THIS TIME HE WAS USING "BALSAMIC VINEGAR"...

You sure he didn’t say that THAT the original flavour?


 


 


 




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LGigolo wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:   Depends on the girl She might like the grainy sensation And If it gets stuck in there… dig it out with your tongue???
Or your hand if she's into fisting.

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

  Depends on the girl She might like the grainy sensation

And If it gets stuck in there… dig it out with your tongue???



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Would EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil make her tighter? No bro. Olive oil takes forever to remove. 3-4 showers before it's fully off.Try Yogurt.
YOGURT...AND ALL THIS TIME HE WAS USING "BALSAMIC VINEGAR"...

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Jaime Cruz wrote: LGigolo wrote: Would EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil make her tighter? No bro. Olive oil takes forever to remove. 3-4 showers before it's fully off.Try Yogurt. I assume NOT the one with the “fruit at the bottom” kind!?    

Depends on the girl


She might like the grainy sensation



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Would EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil make her tighter? No bro. Olive oil takes forever to remove. 3-4 showers before it's fully off.Try Yogurt.

I assume NOT the one with the “fruit at the bottom” kind!?


 


 




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Would EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil make her tighter?

No bro. Olive oil takes forever to remove. 3-4 showers before it's fully off.
Try Yogurt.



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Would EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil make her tighter?

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

X4v13r wrote: LOL i guess sometimes u just have to improvise X@vier That's true. Margarine or butter as emergency lubricants and Saran wrap as emergency condoms.
 

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X4v13r wrote:

LOL i guess sometimes u just have to improvise X@vier
That's true. Margarine or butter as emergency lubricants and Saran wrap as emergency condoms.

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LOL i guess sometimes u just have to improvise

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that website is BLOCKED from my job... aghhh

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OMG THIS WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY LMAO DAMN THAT'S WHAT I CALL UN BUEN DESALLUNO....

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angelita dulce wrote:

I can't see it!!
LOL!! I can't see it either

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angelita were you able to see the video after all

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now no one run off to your local 7-11 theyre all ou of stock. hahahaha

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Dogo wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: I can't see it!! That might be a good thing......... you might get "excited"! LOL! I can see you buying a couple of pounds of butter! LOL! (you'll know what I mean when you see it, LOL)
I have no idea what you're talking about, but you deserve this evil eye

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I won't be surpsied if this would turn out to be an actual TV commercial



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that was funny

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angelita dulce wrote:

I can't see it!!


That might be a good thing......... you might get "excited"! LOL!


I can see you buying a couple of pounds of butter! LOL!


(you'll know what I mean when you see it, LOL)



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I wonder if sour cream would do the same job....



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I can't see it!!

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Are you serious??!!!!! LOL!! is that a real ad???!!!! LOL!!!!

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is margarine better than butter ?


http://www.wimp.com/butter/       


 



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