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Confesiones wrote:


what if the pussy bites!!!


 


HOLY!!!! THAT'S A MEAN PUSSY....



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what if the pussy bites!!!






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Bainaman wrote: Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: I HATE CATS!!!! Just because you're alergic or did you had bad encounters with felines Yes.....I'm allergic.....but they're so evil....I don't like them at all...... There's something about cats...... Ya... evil! Right. Give me a single example as to why they're evil? Man, some people just type nonsense because they can.


@ Lahtina, well, I don't know what is the full story behind Miguel's cat but it surelly did not helped the cause.


 


@ Baina, Well, let me tell you that mines are very loving and nothing evil. Did I said that I was allergic too ? See, you get use to it and/or there is also medication.



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McOSIRIS wrote: LGigolo wrote: I thought one of the proper ways was to touch the kitty’s lips with your index and middle finger – on finger on each lip – and spread them apart…. Make the kitty SMILE!   yeah...I know....and that part should always be wet... Yes, but make sure you shave your kitty. Nobody like a hairy pussy.                             Why does talking about cats sound so dirty?


Yeap, one doesn’t want hair in ones’ tongue when one kisses the kitty!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


This doesn't sound dirty to me... only dirty minded people may think dirty thoughts of such an innocent conversation                                       



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Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: I HATE CATS!!!! Just because you're alergic or did you had bad encounters with felines Yes.....I'm allergic.....but they're so evil....I don't like them at all...... There's something about cats......

Ya... evil! Right. Give me a single example as to why they're evil? Man, some people just type nonsense because they can.

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McOSIRIS wrote:


LGigolo wrote: I thought one of the proper ways was to touch the kitty’s lips with your index and middle finger – on finger on each lip – and spread them apart…. Make the kitty SMILE!   yeah...I know....and that part should always be wet...


Yes, but make sure you shave your kitty. Nobody like a hairy pussy.


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Why does talking about cats sound so dirty?



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LGigolo wrote:


I thought one of the proper ways was to touch the kitty’s lips with your index and middle finger – on finger on each lip – and spread them apart…. Make the kitty SMILE!  

yeah...I know....and that part should always be wet...

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I thought one of the proper ways was to touch the kitty’s lips with your index and middle finger – on finger on each lip – and spread them apart…. Make the kitty SMILE!


 




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Damn bro! Exactly what do you practice doing with your pussy....cat?

I'm learning how to "take care" of her....

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Bainaman wrote: Now he just needs to find one to practice with... I already have a "pussy" to practice with.... that's a cat of course... but you have to star with something and then move your way up.....

Damn bro! Exactly what do you practice doing with your pussy....cat?

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Now he just needs to find one to practice with...


I already have a "pussy" to practice with....


that's a cat of course... but you have to star with something and then move your way up.....



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I'm glad that u're learning how to touch a pussy........
   




Now he just needs to find one to practice with...



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I'm glad that u're learning how to touch a pussy........


 




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LMAO damn I guess soy mal pensado LoL

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That's a cute hairy pussy..


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


cat. Perverts!



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Julie wrote:

Bainaman wrote:
I HATE CATS!!!!
Just because you're alergic or did you had bad encounters with felines




Yes.....I'm allergic.....but they're so evil....I don't like them at all......

There's something about cats......




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I HATE CATS!!!!

Just because you're alergic or did you had bad encounters with felines

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I'm glad that u're learning how to touch a pussy........


   



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I HATE CATS!!!!



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OHHHH man!...I got tricked with this thread...I hate it when that happens


I though I was gonna learn something new here...



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I generally hate it when people try and hold/touch my cats when they don't want to be touched. I don't even hold them except when I can't help myself. I picked out the worst cats in the shelter. I wanted some lap cats. These damn thingies are not at all cuddly.

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Julie wrote:


Poor Xel-Ha. It's about time !!!!!!! (that's not her) Does she let you though ?


nop....


does she let me touch her??? yeah....



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Poor Xel-Ha. It's about time !!!!!!! (that's not her)


Does she let you though ?



-- Edited by Julie at 20:40, 2006-01-31

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I'm learning how to take care of my cat.....


for all the ones that came to this thread for "other" reasons....


 


OOPS.....



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