Geography of a woman

Cheeky · Regular Plus

RE: Geography of a woman

Date: Jan 30 12:11 PM, 2006

this is toooo ooooo much...

El Duro · Foro Master

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

India or France for me, but it would suck to catch the wrong flight and end up in Afghanistan

LMAO!!!! But since no one goes there you may have the TIME of your life just keep your eyes closed

Bainaman · Foro Master

India is the way to go!!!!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

India or France for me, but it would suck to catch the wrong flight and end up in Afghanistan

LGigolo · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

I like them "African"....

America and/or India is where the good stuff is at! LOL

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I like them "African"....

Bainaman · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half

discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with

fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well

developed and open to trade especially for someone

with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently

aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the

war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive

reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and

borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps

people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a

glorious and all conquering past but alas, no

future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone

knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a

d#ck.