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Mas dificil que entenderle a un mexicano(a)


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- Mas apurao que manejar con diarrea.




@DAEVEED & GIBOSN: Ewwwwwwwww

@DOGO: that one was funny ... poor gashinaa LOL

Ummm, I don't know anymore LOL!!!

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Ummm, i've heard this one before!


Es mas **** que su madre que la pario!



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Mas p*ta que las gaSHinas

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mas arrugao que sobaco de elefante....


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mas arrugado que testiculo de hombre rana

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mas mojao que tapa de olla


mas viejo que mear en la pared


mas inutil que parrilla de avion


mas arrugao que las sabanas de abajo


mas problemas que maletin de abogado


 



 



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- Mas apurao que manejar con diarrea.




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Ok ok ok ...


How about this one:


MAS lenta QUE una tortuga embarazada


@DOGO: is that better



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venga el donkey....


 


HaHaAHAHahaAhahaAhaHA!!!!


wena!!!



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Dogo wrote: Mas aburrido que "evolution simulation" weon!   A$$HOLE!! It's not aburrido, it's "interesante".  

venga el donkey....

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Mas VAGO que sastre de Tarzan ...




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Dogo wrote:


Mas aburrido que "evolution simulation" weon!


 


A$$HOLE!!


It's not aburrido, it's "interesante".


 




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Dogo wrote: Mas aburrido que "evolution simulation" weon! no creo que haya nada mas aburrido que eso


mas aburrido que eso?Tai loco?! es mas divertio verme crecer las unias!! 



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Mas aburrido que "evolution simulation" weon!

no creo que haya nada mas aburrido que eso

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Mas aburrido que "evolution simulation" weon!

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hahahaha no idea....es un tipo de madera

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mas ordinario que muleta de cholguan mas ordinario que bebe con periodo.....hahahuhah como se dice cholguan en ingles?  

shol-1...

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mas ordinario que muleta de cholguan


mas ordinario que bebe con periodo.....hahahuhah


como se dice cholguan en ingles?


 



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Here are the lyrics for a son by Chilean band Sexual Democracia: I wrote the english translation of some Chilenismos. "Ordinario's In"Sexual Democracia. Hay que ver, Hay que verque es mas ordinarioHay que ver, Hay que verque es mas ordinarioOrdinario, ordinaaaaaaario ...quieres llegar arribadespreciando a los de abajoperderas categoria, como estos ordinariossi quieres subir, si quieres treparde posicion socialde tanto estar In, de tanto estar Outte veras igualenfermo y ultimo de ordinarioooooo Mas ordinario queSobaco (armpit) con caspa (dandruff)Mas ordinario queVampiro con cariesMas ordinario queyogurt de babaMas ordinario queacuario de jurelesMas ordinario quesitroneta con porta skieslinchaco (numchucks) de prietas (blood sausages), ataud con calcamonias (stickers)azafata de liebre (bus), carreta con patonescanape de lentejas, avion con parrilla Mas ordinario quetu eres mas ordinario que Batman con manta de castilla Mas ordinario queun chancho angoraMas ordinario quebikini de lanaMas ordinario quetapadura (tooth filling) de greda (clay)Mas ordinario quepelao con caspaMas ordinario quetraficante de sapolio (detergent), chino colorinmicro (bus) con silla e' playa, suecos (sandals) de cochallullo (seaweed)volarse con engrudo (homemade glue), negro pecososirena de pantano Mas ordinario queu eres mas ordinario que albitro con corneta de cumpleaños Hay que ver, Hay que verque es mas ordinarioy que jue, y que jue    


hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


WEON!!! I was looking for that song, but I didn't know the name of it...


oh well...here it is...



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Here are the lyrics for a son by Chilean band Sexual Democracia:


I wrote the english translation of some Chilenismos.


"Ordinario's In"
Sexual Democracia.


Hay que ver, Hay que ver
que es mas ordinario
Hay que ver, Hay que ver
que es mas ordinario
Ordinario, ordina
aaaaaario


...quieres llegar arriba
despreciando a los de abajo
perderas categoria, como estos ordinarios
si quieres subir, si quieres trepar
de posicion social
de tanto estar In, de tanto estar Out
te veras igual
enfermo y ultimo de ordinarioooooo



Mas ordinario que
Sobaco (armpit) con caspa (dandruff)
Mas ordinario que
Vampiro con caries
Mas ordinario que
yogurt de baba
Mas ordinario que
acuario de jureles
Mas ordinario quesitroneta con porta skies
linchaco (numchucks) de prietas (blood sausages), ataud con calcamonias (stickers)
azafata de liebre (bus), carreta con patones
canape de lentejas, avion con parrilla



Mas ordinario que
tu eres mas ordinario que Batman con manta de castilla



Mas ordinario que
un chancho angora
Mas ordinario que
bikini de lana
Mas ordinario que
tapadura (tooth filling) de greda (clay)
Mas ordinario que
pelao con caspa
Mas ordinario que
traficante de sapolio (detergent), chino colorin
micro (bus) con silla e' playa, suecos (sandals) de cochallullo (seaweed)
volarse con engrudo (homemade glue), negro pecoso
sirena de pantano



Mas ordinario que
u eres mas ordinario que albitro con corneta de cumpleaños



Hay que ver, Hay que ver
que es mas ordinario
y que jue, y que jue



 


 



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mas asqueroso que estofado de himen


        que asco de verdad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  


 


mas nervioso que pescado en Semana Santa


mas aburrido que marica en cabaret 



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mas ordinario que marcapasos de esfinter

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mas asqueroso que estofado de himen


 




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mas asqueroso que estofado de himen

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mas asqueroso que cucharada de moco


Mas peligroso que muletas con rueditas


Mas preocupao que monja con retraso



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Daeveed wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
mejor asi: mas asqueroso que yogurt de flemas....

mejor asi:
Mas asqueroso que yogurt de pus




eww, yeah that takes top prize, even looks like a sort of custard too!
oh yuk!

Mas mariposa que arcoiris.

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now i feel like "uploading" my breakfast to the toilet....


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Guadalupana wrote:


mejor asi: mas asqueroso que yogurt de flemas....


mejor asi:


Mas asqueroso que yogurt de pus



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mas asqueroso que yogurt de babas....



mejor asi:

mas asqueroso que yogurt de flemas....

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mas asqueroso que yogurt de babas....


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Shei wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
mas metiche que una tanga
  hahahahhahahahahhaa  muuuuuuuuuuuy bueno!!!! (y es verdad..lol )




bueno, depende...pero un metiche es mas fastidioso que la sensacion de andar un hilo metido en las nalgas. That's for sure.

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Guadalupana wrote:


mas metiche que una tanga

  hahahahhahahahahhaa  muuuuuuuuuuuy bueno!!!! (y es verdad..lol )

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mas metiche que una tanga



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mas perdido que cristobal colon

mas aplastadas que dos guevos estrellados



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Gibson Marshall wrote:


?????????


Tenis que preguntarle al Dogo.


 


- Mas aweonao que tocar sin presencia.



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Daeveed wrote:


- Mas weon que manejar una caja.

?????????

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- Mas weon que manejar una caja.




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DulceGalletita wrote:


Hoy estoy MAS lenta QUE una tortuga ** or is that everyday LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 **

   jeje..sino..puede ser asi: estoy mas lenta que tortuga embarazada

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Dogo wrote:


DulceGalletita wrote: Hoy estoy MAS lenta QUE una tortuga ** or is that everyday LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 ** Ok DG, you need to get a bit more creative hon..lol!


LMAO!! Umm, is just that I never heard of these things ... Ok, help me Dogo ...


Mas que  



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DulceGalletita wrote:


Hoy estoy MAS lenta QUE una tortuga ** or is that everyday LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 **


Ok DG, you need to get a bit more creative hon..lol!



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Hoy estoy MAS lenta QUE una tortuga


** or is that everyday LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 **



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Dogo wrote:


Shei wrote: mas asqueroso que cucharada de moco mas pesado que barrilete de mármol   mas desorientado que chupete en el c*lo HAHAHAHAHA!!!!   Mas largo que pedo de vibora


    jejejej...  ese no lo sabía


           mas largo que p*teada de tartamudo


           mas feo que pisar un sor*te descalzo



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Shei wrote:


mas asqueroso que cucharada de moco mas pesado que barrilete de mármol   mas desorientado que chupete en el c*lo


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


 


Mas largo que pedo de vibora



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mas asqueroso que cucharada de moco


mas pesado que barrilete de mármol


mas desorientado que chupete en el c*lo



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Gibson Marshall wrote:


mas volado que el guitarrista de Gardenias


 




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mas volado que el guitarrista de Gardenias

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mas inservible que bolsa de té impermeable


mas apretado que p*do de visita


mas colorado que hu*vo de ciclista     



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mas doblado(drunk) que chino agradecido


mas cagado que palo de gallinero


 



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mas salvaje que tarzan con epilepsia


mas apretado que maricon con dolor de espalda


mas cosido(ebrio) que boton de oro



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