DulceGalletita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Most spiders do the same.....no? I tell ya.....males will do anything for sex.......even DIE for it!!!!!!
No, spiders are different ... Once the female spider recognizes the male's courtship behavior, she will position herself for sex, signaling to the male that she is receptive, or she will make it clear that she is not receptive (by shaking her web, for example, or just crawling away). If the male is desperate to mate, because all the females in the area will soon lay their eggs, he may proceed anyway, with full understanding that the female might kill him. **So yeah males will do anything **
Same thing.....
THe posibility of death is still there......
I tell ya!!!
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Most spiders do the same.....no? I tell ya.....males will do anything for sex.......even DIE for it!!!!!!
No, spiders are different ...
Once the female spider recognizes the male's courtship behavior, she will position herself for sex, signaling to the male that she is receptive, or she will make it clear that she is not receptive (by shaking her web, for example, or just crawling away). If the male is desperate to mate, because all the females in the area will soon lay their eggs, he may proceed anyway, with full understanding that the female might kill him.
Luna Chiquitita wrote: Yes.. the elephants will be saved... Baina however will have an untimely death... you see, crazy wild sex is definitely invited, actually, its encouraged in my tribe, the only thing is that the male MUST be killed after any sexual encounters... a la preying mantis... its fun
Most spiders do the same.....no?
I tell ya.....males will do anything for sex.......even DIE for it!!!!!!
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
Yes.. the elephants will be saved... Baina however will have an untimely death... you see, crazy wild sex is definitely invited, actually, its encouraged in my tribe, the only thing is that the male MUST be killed after any sexual encounters... a la preying mantis... its fun
Yes.. the elephants will be saved... Baina however will have an untimely death... you see, crazy wild sex is definitely invited, actually, its encouraged in my tribe, the only thing is that the male MUST be killed after any sexual encounters... a la preying mantis... its fun
Luna Chiquitita wrote: mmmmm flame-broiled elephant... my favourite.. Baina, I think this is a start of a WONDERFUL relationship... Ke relationship..... I just wanted crazy sex!!! LOL
LOL!!! Ummm, in this case I think the elephants are gonna be saved ...
DulceGalletita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Pffft! No problem. Can we eat him after?? The elephant or the person that succeeded?? The elephant silly.... I'm tossing the the beast into the ring of fire...
Ahhhhhhhh, I just needed clarification ...
I was wondering if you know maybe there was some CANNIBALISM around Forolandia that I didn't know about so I was gonna
Luna Chiquitita wrote: um DUH.. that's a given.. but also part of the ritual is the ceremonial elephant toss... in order to be able to rub anything on anyone.. u must be able to lift a 1,000lb elephant and toss him into the ring of fire... only one person has succeed at this... and he is currently trying to recover from a hernia in his groin.. so GOOD LUCK!
Pffft!
No problem.
Can we eat him after??
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
Bainaman wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote: chickens, goats, monkeys... oh my... OOOHHH BABY!!!! Can I run thier blood all over your body???? um DUH.. that's a given.. but also part of the ritual is the ceremonial elephant toss... in order to be able to rub anything on anyone.. u must be able to lift a 1,000lb elephant and toss him into the ring of fire... only one person has succeed at this... and he is currently trying to recover from a hernia in his groin.. so GOOD LUCK!
Luna Chiquitita wrote: chickens, goats, monkeys... oh my... OOOHHH BABY!!!! Can I run thier blood all over your body????
um DUH.. that's a given.. but also part of the ritual is the ceremonial elephant toss... in order to be able to rub anything on anyone.. u must be able to lift a 1,000lb elephant and toss him into the ring of fire... only one person has succeed at this... and he is currently trying to recover from a hernia in his groin.. so GOOD LUCK!
Bainaman wrote: A winner or a loser for being home on a Friday night?!?!?!? kiddin' Lunita!!! A winner for being on foro on a friday night... :wink:@ Luna: I was at the library... yah, at the library... mmm hmmm. Yes. Thats my story and Im sticking to it!
Luna Chiquitita wrote: wow.. i'm getting pretty good.. i haven't even started my tribal mating dance around a camp fire... Does it involve the head of a chicken??? 'Cause if it does.. Yuuummmmy!!!
Bainaman wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote: @ Baina -- u can't see me but I'm giving you the STINK EYE! hehe I thought you were giving me the googly eye! no u're mistaking my glass eye for the googly eye... @ Cracker... 'OOOOOH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER... THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BE.... 'CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYE WEINER... EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!'
I knew it ended with a MEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks ... now to get that jingle out of my head ... que hago
Luna Chiquitita wrote: @ Baina -- u can't see me but I'm giving you the STINK EYE! hehe I thought you were giving me the googly eye!
no u're mistaking my glass eye for the googly eye...
@ Cracker... 'OOOOOH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER... THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BE.... 'CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYE WEINER... EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!'
so ... here I am on a Friday night.. tired as hell on FORO, replying to everyones threads and the funny thing is.. I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE... well that's not entirely true.. i think Que Chula Linda and miguel are online as well.. but they aren't posting... YAY ME.. I'm a WINNER Today i did a cycling class and then I did fitness kickboxing.. i'm EXHAUSTED but adrenaline is still pumping so i can't sleep just yet... booo Anywhooooore... just thought i would share that with yall... I'm cold and lonely.... and there are wolves after me.. WOLVES I SAY! alllllllllriiiiiiighty then... thank u for coming out.. i'm still a winner
so ... here I am on a Friday night.. tired as hell on FORO, replying to everyones threads and the funny thing is.. I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE... well that's not entirely true.. i think Que Chula Linda and miguel are online as well.. but they aren't posting...
YAY ME.. I'm a WINNER
Today i did a cycling class and then I did fitness kickboxing.. i'm EXHAUSTED but adrenaline is still pumping so i can't sleep just yet... booo
Anywhooooore... just thought i would share that with yall...
I'm cold and lonely.... and there are wolves after me.. WOLVES I SAY!
alllllllllriiiiiiighty then... thank u for coming out.. i'm still a winner
I tell ya!!! 
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
don't those things decapitate the male ... 
Does it involve the head of a chicken??? 'Cause if it does.. Yuuummmmy!!! 
u can't see me but I'm giving you the STINK EYE! hehe I thought you were giving me the googly eye! 
Anywhooooore... just thought i would share that with yall... I'm cold and lonely.... and there are wolves after me.. WOLVES I SAY! 
alllllllllriiiiiiighty then... thank u for coming out.. i'm still a winner 
