It really wasn't my fault what happened at tamara's Office party. It was sohemi who spiked the punch with too much ice tea. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like scent.
I thought it was funny when I put vivianna 's top on my head and danced the reaggaton on the couch while singing `take her home'. I didn't mean to break tamara's computer and don't know why tamara would accuse me of robbery .
I don't remember calling arturo 's wife a I pig---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on flavia 's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken .
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a white horse and have me arrested for theft !
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all long and wonderful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skinny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and very yours, jessenia (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Julie's Office party. It was Daeveed who spiked the punch with too much pisco. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like rotting garbage.
I thought it was funny when I put Galletita Dulce's pijamas on my head and danced the macarena on the night table while singing `El meneaito'. I didn't mean to break Julie's electric blanket and don't know why Julie would accuse me of first degree murder.
I don't remember calling Zipote's wife a childish goat---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and orange lipstick!
And when I threw up on Buffy's husband's armpit, it was only because I ate too much of that tuna casserole.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my dune buggy through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a conservative ostrich and have me arrested for terrorism!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all prickly and ordinary. And I'm really not to blame for any of this grumpy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and monthly yours, Lahtina (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jano's Office party. It was John who spiked the punch with too much Vodka Tonic. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like heaven.
I thought it was funny when I put Rodrigo's Hat on my head and danced the cumbia on the rocking chair while singing `Juicebox'. I didn't mean to break Jano's Bluetooth headset and don't know why Jano would accuse me of sexual harrasment.
I don't remember calling Steve's wife a conspicuous turkey---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Karen's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that empanadas.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my TTC bus through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a salty monkey and have me arrested for impaired driving!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all malicious and sentimental. And I'm really not to blame for any of this odd looking stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and pretentiously yours, Daeveed (Really a nice boy!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chale's Office party. It was Joker who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cherry.
I thought it was funny when I put Chale's Jeans on my head and danced the Salsa on the Sofa while singing `Noche de Sexo'. I didn't mean to break Chale's Radio and don't know why Chale would accuse me of Stealing.
I don't remember calling Enrique's wife a Humongous Cow---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Sheri's husband's Pompiz, it was only because I ate too much of that Rice.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford Explorer through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Big Penguin and have me arrested for Robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Huge and Bright. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Friendly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Interesting yours, GaLLeTiTa (Really a nice Girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at confundida's Office party. It was ladybug who spiked the punch with too much Smirnoff. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Strawberries.
I thought it was funny when I put Gitana's T-Shirt on my head and danced the Conga on the Sofa while singing `Gasolina'. I didn't mean to break confundida's Cell Phone and don't know why confundida would accuse me of Singing.
I don't remember calling Lgigy's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Claudia's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my GMC Jimmy through my neighbor's Roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dark dog and have me arrested for hit and run!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dark and irritated. And I'm really not to blame for any of this large stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours, Genie (Really a nice girl!)
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Zana's Office party. It was Bojana who spiked the punch with too much tequila. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Hipnotic Poison.
I thought it was funny when I put Tanja's Tangas on my head and danced the bachata on the chair while singing `Ella y yo'. I didn't mean to break Zana's fridge and don't know why Zana would accuse me of stealing.
I don't remember calling Slavko's wife a pretty pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Natalia's husband's butt, it was only because I ate too much of that apple.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a beautiful cat and have me arrested for stealing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all gorgeous and shiny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this happy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours, Jeca (Really a nice girl!)