Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Julie's Office party. It was Daeveed who spiked the punch with too much pisco. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like rotting garbage.

I thought it was funny when I put Galletita Dulce's pijamas on my head and danced the macarena on the night table while singing `El meneaito'. I didn't mean to break Julie's electric blanket and don't know why Julie would accuse me of first degree murder.

I don't remember calling Zipote's wife a childish goat---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Buffy's husband's armpit, it was only because I ate too much of that tuna casserole.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my dune buggy through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a conservative ostrich and have me arrested for terrorism!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all prickly and ordinary. And I'm really not to blame for any of this grumpy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and monthly yours,
Lahtina (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chale's Office party. It was Joker who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cherry.

I thought it was funny when I put Chale's Jeans on my head and danced the Salsa on the Sofa while singing `Noche de Sexo'. I didn't mean to break Chale's Radio and don't know why Chale would accuse me of Stealing.

I don't remember calling Enrique's wife a Humongous Cow---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Sheri's husband's Pompiz, it was only because I ate too much of that Rice.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford Explorer through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Big Penguin and have me arrested for Robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Huge and Bright. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Friendly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Interesting yours,
GaLLeTiTa (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

omg heres mine!!! lol sorry ahead of time

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

It really wasn't my fault what happened at confundida's Office party. It was ladybug who spiked the punch with too much Smirnoff. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Strawberries.

I thought it was funny when I put Gitana's T-Shirt on my head and danced the Conga on the Sofa while singing `Gasolina'. I didn't mean to break confundida's Cell Phone and don't know why confundida would accuse me of Singing.

I don't remember calling Lgigy's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Claudia's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my GMC Jimmy through my neighbor's Roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dark dog and have me arrested for hit and run!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dark and irritated. And I'm really not to blame for any of this large stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Genie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!