WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT > THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS > > REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 31, 2006 > > NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL > OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS > MAXIMUM. > > > Class 1 > How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide > Presentation. > Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. > > Class 2 > The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? > Round Table Discussion. > Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. > > Class 3 > Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and > Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. > Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. > > > Class 4 > Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- > Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. > Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. > > Class 5 > After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen > Sink? > Examples on Video. > Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning > at 7:00 PM > > Class 6 > Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. > Help Line Support and Support Groups. > Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM > > Class 7 > Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right > Places > And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. > Open Forum . > Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. > > Class 8 > Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. > Graphics and Audio Tapes. > Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. > > Class 9 > Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. > Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. > > Class 10 > Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? > Driving Simulations. > 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. > > Class 11 > Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. > Online Classes and role-playing . > Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined > > Class 12 > How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion > Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. > Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. > > Class 13 > How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries > and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. > Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. > Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. > > > Class 14 > The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. > Live Demonstration. > Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. > > Upon completion of any of the above courses, > diplomas will be issued to the survivors. > >
Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men 1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. 2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. 3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry. 4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. 5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. 6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits. 7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining. 8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant. 9. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow. 10. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes. 11. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer. 12. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you. 13. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers. 14. A beer doesn't sulk. 15. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. 16. A beer won't switch the TV channel. 17. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open. 18. A beer doesn't snore. 19. A beer can't interrupt. 20. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor. 21. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat. 22. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart. 23. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom. 24. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook. 25. A good beer is easy to find. 26. A beer can't pout. 27. A beer doesn't have a mother. 28. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer. 29. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car. 30. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer. 31. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds. 32. A beer will be there for anytime of the month. 33. A beer doesn't want children. 34. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer. 35. A beer isn't ready until you're ready. 36. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer. 37. Hangovers go away. 38. A beer tastes good. 39. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. 40. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling. 41. A beer's life does not revolve around the football. 42. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit. 43. A beer never needs a shave. 44. You don't have to let a beer win. 45. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza. 46. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too. 47. A beer doesn't have morning breath. 48. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go. 49. A beer will never drink the last beer. 50. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it. 51. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep. 52. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom. 53. A beer is never temperamental. 54. A beer will never complain about your cooking. 55. A cold beer is a good beer. 56. A beer will never worry about losing its hair. 57. A big, fat beer is nice to have. 58. A beer won't steal the covers.
angelita dulce wrote: 16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it Oh man, has anybody seen those!!! LOL!! Pure ghetto styles. I know guys that have cars like these, it even broke down on them on Jane an Sheppard!! LOL! I even seen one witha tv screen on their dash board and the car was so rusty, it looked like it was falling apart!!
16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
Oh man, has anybody seen those!!! LOL!! Pure ghetto styles. I know guys that have cars like these, it even broke down on them on Jane an Sheppard!! LOL!
I even seen one witha tv screen on their dash board and the car was so rusty, it looked like it was falling apart!!
Confesiones wrote: What is the thinnest book in the world?"What Men Know About Women" What's the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature How do you save a man from drowning?Take your foot off his head What do men and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck up How can you tell if a man is happy?Who cares How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know... it has never happened What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his leg so you can vacuum What's the difference between a man and E.T?E.T. phoned home What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer What do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted ! What did God say after he created man?I can do better What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?1. No mind 2. No business What do you call an intelligent man in America?A tourist Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?He bronzed it How do men sort their laundry?"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable" Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it Why did God create man?He needed to practice Why is it good that there are female astronauts?When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions
19. Why do man end up cheating on their girl? Pls take a look at question 5.
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
