He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
>put in it.  ....She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>
>
> He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She
>said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
>the sofa and fart!
>
> He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
>gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
>
> He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
>paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>

> She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
>every night? He said . . . A widow.
>
> He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
>bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

LOL,...