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Phantasma wrote: we need some spanglish verses A ella le gusta la GHETTO-ina Dale mas GHETTO-ina Como le encanta la GHETTO-ina Dale mas GHETTO-ina  



 


Keep this going, guys. This is just too funny!!! Where's Anna Nonymous when you need her!!!



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Bainaman wrote: how about this one? Caminando por las calles ella pierde el equilibrio Falling hard she brakes the egg she carries on her pumpumsito No encuentra su telefono porque esta perdido All she really wants is have this song just sung by Fito! sorry dude.. this dont even make sense


 


Hey maybe Latin Soulchild can help .......remember we have a week left !!!!!!!



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Bainaman wrote:

how about this one?


Caminando por las calles ella pierde el equilibrio
Falling hard she brakes the egg she carries on her pumpumsito
No encuentra su telefono porque esta perdido
All she really wants is have this song just sung by Fito!







sorry dude.. this dont even make sense

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how about this one?


Caminando por las calles ella pierde el equilibrio
Falling hard she brakes the egg she carries on her pumpumsito
No encuentra su telefono porque esta perdido
All she really wants is have this song just sung by Fito!



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Phantasma wrote:


we need some spanglish verses


A ella le gusta la GHETTO-ina


Dale mas GHETTO-ina


Como le encanta la GHETTO-ina


Dale mas GHETTO-ina


 



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Oddly I have this urge to listen to Pharrel and Snoopy song's Beutiful..... hmmm dont know why...

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we need some spanglish verses

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SOOOO.. what y'all Think.. here it is.. in all its glory: KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!


ok.. well maybe King Kong does.. by K-Fed doesn't..



ghetto girl
she's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL
she tha GHETTOEST GURL
in the whole wide world...


 


 


She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak
She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat"
She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda
'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!


 


ghetto girl
she's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL
she tha GHETTOEST GURL
in the whole wide world...


 


"HER ASS IS SO PHAT YOU CAN FRY AN EGG ON HER BOOTY..."


 


Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor
Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver"
"Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said
Justifying her fetish...of women in bed Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor
Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver"
"Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said
Justifying her fetish...of women in bed


 


ghetto girl
she's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL
she tha GHETTOEST GURL
in the whole wide world...



Chale has made a special request and she would like Fito to sing it to her on her B-Day!!



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Cool.....

SO....

So far we got....




Ghetto Gurl
by: TH foro

chorus:

Ghetto girl
She's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL
She tha GHETTOEST GURL
In the whole wide world...

verse 1:

She cracks nuts with scissors..... 'cause she's a real freak
She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat"
She don't care wah ya say.....she shrugs off the propaganda
'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!

Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor
Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver"
"Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said
Justifying her fetish...of women in bed

Chorus:

Ghetto girl
She's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL
She tha GHETTOEST GURL
In the whole wide world...




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with the Beautiful riddim

how about

ghetto girl
she's a *GHE... *TTO... *GIRL (*supposed to be sorta sttaccato-ish)
she tha GHETTOEST GURL
in the whole wide world...


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Ok... i suggest Beautiful.. by Snoop and Pharrell


"BOOOOOTIFUL... I just WANNNNT u to know.. uuuuuu're my favourite gurl" (don't get excited Chale... that's not part of ur song)


"Ghettoooooo Gurlllllllll.... something something someting... she's a Gheeeeettttto Gurl.."



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Luna Chiquitita wrote:

me likey.. now put in a one liner about her not being able to walk down stairs... she falls alot that Chale.. she's soo clumpsy..
"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"





I do not fall down stairs
They just moved from underneath my heels, and I lost my balance a bit.

Yah, thats it. Uh huh.




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Phantasma wrote:



I think we need a couple lines in there.. what melody is this to? we can rip off some hits from the 80s and make a style so crazy.. ye yeah!




It still works......I'm singing it like 50 Cents "many men"....I think that's what the song is called....


"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL
(na na na - 2 -3 - na na / na na na - 2 - 3 - 4)
GHETTO GURL... SHE'S SOOOO GHETTO "
(na na na - 2 -3 & na na / na na - 2 - 3 - 4)


There's your four bars.



-- Edited by Bainaman at 15:15, 2006-01-26

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well Phanta.. pls contribute.. we're collaborating here... it'll be our little bday present to Ms Chale without Tanga

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Bainaman wrote:


Phantasma wrote:

Bainaman wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
We need a hook... something catchy.. also I think this should have a reggaeton beat to truly represent her personality



Luna has the hook...

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"





is that it? dont u need atleast 4 bars?



Repeat it....

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL
GHETTO GURL... SHE'S SOOOO GHETTO "



Something like that......Credit still goes to Luna.





I think we need a couple lines in there.. what melody is this to? we can rip off some hits from the 80s and make a style so crazy.. ye yeah!

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Phantasma wrote:


Bainaman wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
We need a hook... something catchy.. also I think this should have a reggaeton beat to truly represent her personality



Luna has the hook...

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"





is that it? dont u need atleast 4 bars?





Repeat it....

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL
GHETTO GURL... SHE'S SOOOO GHETTO "



Something like that......Credit still goes to Luna.



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It's the Bestest in the Westest!


GhEttO Gurl... she's a GheTTo Gurl


bah dah bah bah baahhhhh.. I'm lovin' it..


hehe.. muff diver



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Bainaman wrote:


Phantasma wrote:
We need a hook... something catchy.. also I think this should have a reggaeton beat to truly represent her personality



Luna has the hook...

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"






is that it? dont u need atleast 4 bars?

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Phantasma wrote:

We need a hook... something catchy.. also I think this should have a reggaeton beat to truly represent her personality




Luna has the hook...

"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"




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We need a hook... something catchy.. also I think this should have a reggaeton beat to truly represent her personality

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Luna Chiquitita wrote:

me likey.. now put in a one liner about her not being able to walk down stairs... she falls alot that Chale.. she's soo clumpsy..
"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"





Did you like the one about "muff diving"???

LOL



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Luna Chiquitita wrote:


me likey.. now put in a one liner about her not being able to walk down stairs... she falls alot that Chale.. she's soo clumpsy.. "GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"


 


She even has a thing for loosing phones !!!! OH that Chale !!!


 



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me likey.. now put in a one liner about her not being able to walk down stairs... she falls alot that Chale.. she's soo clumpsy..


"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL"



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Bainaman wrote:


Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver" "Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said Justifying her fetish...of women in bed

She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak
She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat"
She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda
'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!


So this is what Bainaman has so far Luna !!!!!!!

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Bainaman wrote:


Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver" "Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said Justifying her fetish...of women in bed


 


Keep em' comin'!!! LOL!!!!



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Straight from the illest barrio she is a real survivor
Did what she had to...even become a "muff diver"
"Survival of the fittest"...that's what she said
Justifying her fetish...of women in bed



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PRECIOSA wrote:


HERE'S A ONE LINER... "HER ASS IS SO PHAT YOU CAN FRY AN EGG ON HER BOOTY..."

  What have you been smokin'? LMAO!!! It's ok, cause i heard Chale's weird like that!! LOL!!!

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HERE'S A ONE LINER...


"HER ASS IS SO PHAT YOU CAN FRY AN EGG ON HER BOOTY..."



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She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat" She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda 'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!


Im a nut cracking fein I tell ya!! FEIN!!!


 


LOL!!



That was cute!!!!
And after I brush off the propaganda, I brush the dirt from ma shoulders off!!! Cuz Im a P.I.M.P baby!!!



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ZIPOTE wrote: For this Luna Chiquitita you are going to need help from Bainaman and Latin Soulchild .....and you`ll get what you want !!!!!!!!!! And maybe Dogo can ad to it !!!!!! Dogo? Pfffft!!!!

 LOL!! That's what i said !!! LOL!! DOGO doesn't like music!!!

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ZIPOTE wrote:

For this Luna Chiquitita you are going to need help from Bainaman and Latin Soulchild .....and you`ll get what you want !!!!!!!!!!
And maybe Dogo can ad to it !!!!!!





Dogo?

Pfffft!!!!


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She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat" She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda 'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!

u're on FIYAH

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For this Luna Chiquitita you are going to need help from Bainaman and Latin Soulchild .....and you`ll get what you want !!!!!!!!!!


And maybe Dogo can ad to it !!!!!!



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Bainaman wrote:


She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat" She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda 'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!

  LMAO!!! Oh man, i wanna hear more!! LOL!!!

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She cracks nuts with scissors 'cause she's a real freak
She likes licking them midget as they give her a "beat"
She don't care wah ya say..she shrugs off the propaganda
'Cause she's a real rebel...and her name is Chale Tanga!!!


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Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang..... I soo dont like where this is going!!!



So what if I crack nuts with scissors.... you gotta make due with what you have girl!
Thats the way we survived back in my barrio mang. Its survival of the fittest.


Btw, want a walnut? Its just freshly opened.



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Also add something about her liking to lick her Midgets eyeballs!!! LOL!!


 


BTW, i knew her b-day was coming up. But when is it?? Is it the end of January or the beginning of February???



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I originally posted this on the "WHAT I'M DOING THREAD" but thought it merited its own thread... so here goes:


 


I'm trying to write a song... the chorus is:


"GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL... GHETTO GURL... SHE'S A GHETTO GURL..."


that's basically all i have..


BUT! The first version should include "She cracks nuts with scissors"


and ya. that's basically where I'm stuck


It's my ODE to Chale... she's a weirdo that girl...


SO.. PLS HELP!  It could be Chale's Anthem and we can sing it to her on her BDay which is just around the corner!



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