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De lo que a mi me han contado, dicen que los duendes normalmente atacan a los niņos que no han sido bautizados....

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I knew un campesino that when he was ridding his horse very early in the morning he got attacked by a naked witch.


 Come on JInx, that **** is La Siguanaba.  Her song is EL Cipitio,que en HOnduras es conocido como EL Duende; tambien en Ecuador dicen que sale este Duende cerca de los rios.


 Al parecer este jodido viaja bien rapido sobre rios y lagos y le gusta ver chicas desnudas cuando se ban~an en los rios. ( A quien No  eh!?, verdad muchachos? , jajaja).



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I've never seen el DUENDE ... but I have heard of it ... My cousin in Ecuador when he was like 2 saw it segun me conto mi tia when I was there and it was taking him to the river .. But yeah I believe in all that but haven't seen any of it ... so not sure about it


Yep - Same One . . .


That Bastartd Duende Has A Staring Problem . . .



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I've never seen el DUENDE ... but I have heard of it ... My cousin in Ecuador when he was like 2 saw it segun me conto mi tia when I was there and it was taking him to the river ..


But yeah I believe in all that but haven't seen any of it ... so not sure about it



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I Caught A Duende Looking At My Ass . . .


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I have never seen such things, but my dad has told me many stories about these sort of things that some of his family members have seen back in El Salvi.  One was that one of his uncles was walking down some lonely road, and all of a sudden he got attacked by some monkey.  He had a knife on him so he took it out and tried to kill the monkey, but he just ended up cutting the monkey's ear off.  The next day someone came and told him that some lady who was a witch got her ear cut off.  So in other words the witch turned herself into a monkey and got her ear cut off, because she attacked my dad's uncle.  I don't know how true this is, but you never know.

Interesting how there are so many stories (superstitions?) that are very similar. In Mexico, a Nahual is a person who can tranform him/herself into an animal. I heard about this man who could turn himself into a black dog (one of my dad's relatives). Supposedly he had sold his soul to the devil or something like that.

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Lmao!

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he sure smacked that monkey!!!!

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I have never seen such things, but my dad has told me many stories about these sort of things that some of his family members have seen back in El Salvi.  One was that one of his uncles was walking down some lonely road, and all of a sudden he got attacked by some monkey.  He had a knife on him so he took it out and tried to kill the monkey, but he just ended up cutting the monkey's ear off.  The next day someone came and told him that some lady who was a witch got her ear cut off.  So in other words the witch turned herself into a monkey and got her ear cut off, because she attacked my dad's uncle.  I don't know how true this is, but you never know.

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Jinx wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Jinx wrote: la bruja del 71   How Did U Know Don't tell me que tu eres mi vecina si claro U are a hot bruja entonses.....

yeah with big jugs Lmao

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: Jinx wrote: la bruja del 71   How Did U Know Don't tell me que tu eres mi vecina si claro

U are a hot bruja entonses.....

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


Jinx wrote: la bruja del 71   How Did U Know Don't tell me que tu eres mi vecina

si claro

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Jinx wrote:


la bruja del 71


 


How Did U Know Don't tell me que tu eres mi vecina



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la bruja del 71

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Aqui hay una bruja near were I live LoL es mi vecina LoL

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I believe that they exist..... I've never seen one myself..... But once we all meet JINX.......We can all then say we've seen a BRUJA in person!

F*ck you Panson!

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I believe that they exist.....

I've never seen one myself.....


But once we all meet JINX.......We can all then say we've seen a BRUJA in person!



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I knew un campesino that when he was ridding his horse very early in the morning he got attacked by a naked witch.

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you know dicen que los ninos y los borrachos dicen la verdad.    I think it's true about duendes cus it only happens en las afueras de la ciudades....

Yes, in vino veritas, but neither my grandpappy or my ex are winos. And yeah, both accounts happened in the outskirts. Supposedly the uncle got attacked en un cerro.

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you know dicen que los ninos y los borrachos dicen la verdad.


 


 I think it's true about duendes cus it only happens en las afueras de la ciudades....



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When I was a kid I saw a duende near a creek (back home) it wasn't a kid cus it didn't have a nose and he was naked! Have u seen a duende or any other strange creature?

Personally, no. But my grandfather used to tell us stories of when he saw the elves when he was younger in some cotton fields. And a guy I used to date said his uncle was attacked by some "chaneques" (elves) and even had the teeth marks on his back to prove it... but I never saw them personally... so, I don't know.

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When I was a kid I saw a duende near a creek (back home) it wasn't a kid cus it didn't have a nose and he was naked! Have u seen a duende or any other strange creature?

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