buzzlightyear680 wrote:Dg tought the samething when I saw it LOL
Dg tought the samething when I saw it
LOL
Ohhhhhhh, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was like OMG ... este viejito es one FREAK hasta con la neighbour ...
Sperm Jar
an 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the
jar, which was as clean and empty as on
the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's
like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? The old man
replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get
the jar open."