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Bainaman wrote:

There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months.... One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........ The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!! He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind..... Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO..... LOL It's been about a year now.... I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us.... The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19

 Oh man!! That's crazy!! How can a little thing turn into a big thing. Next year he'll be asking if baby started walking yet!


I say tell him the truth, before it gets bigger and worse!! Kind of sucks to be in that position, especially when the girl wants to keep lying!!



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GENIE wrote: Bainaman wrote: GENIE wrote:  Bainaman easy just say SHE UNFORTUNANTLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND ITS SOMEWHAT OF A DELICATE SUBJECT SO PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET AND DONT ASK ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHES VERY DISTROUGHT AND SAD SO PLEASE DONT MENTION IT AGAIN THANKS AND BOOM DROPPED   Ok....first of all....I suck at lying like that.....I get nervous..... Second.....I'd feel like crap saying that she lost a baby....feels wrong to say that......not that saying that she has one in her belly is any better......but still....lol....you know what I mean.... Seriously.....Any jobs out there? I'm looking....            LOL OK WELL JUST BE HONEST AND SAY NO SHES GAINED WEIGHT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I should say.... "Yeah...she had a baby 3 years ago.....but I think the left the other one inside! " :rolf:  


THERE U GO GOOD STUFF!! OR U COULD


SAY LISTEN HALF THE TIME I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO U AND TO BE HONEST THIS WAS ONE FO THOSE TIMES SO IM SORRY BUT SHE AINT PREGGOS AND HASNT BEEN OK AND HAVE A NICE DAY TALK TO U LATER


 



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Chale wrote:


Girl needs to go on the Aktins diet or something.


Ay dio mio!! it can't be that bad ...


The moral of this THREAD is: don't assume a pregnancy from what a girl looks like


** I know 'cause I told my cousin once aww your pregnant and she was like nomas era la buena vida de casada  **




-- Edited by DulceGalletita at 13:17, 2006-01-19

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I should say.... "Yeah...she had a baby 3 years ago.....but I think the left the other one inside! " :rolf:  

OMG!!! you can say something like that but not just ... plain and simple "no she never was pregnant"




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DulceGalletita wrote:

Bainaman wrote:  I swear..... Next time he asks me...I'm just gonna transfer the call......or if he's here....I'm gonna call her in to sit with us.....   Uh-huh sure sure LOL!! The next time he calls or if he's there ... you're gonna say NO!

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Bainaman wrote:

Chale wrote: @ Baina: wait a minute... so you TOLD the girl that you told the dude that you thought she was preggos? So girl knows that dude thinks she's pregnant? YES!  
so then how did you tell the girl that he thought she was pregnant?

I would think it would be harder to tell a girl that someone thinks she is pregnant when she's not... rather than to tell the dude that she's not really pregnant.


But if I were you, just keep telling the girl that she needs to set the record straight with dude b/c people are starting to wonder when she's due. Girl needs to go on the Aktins diet or something.

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 I swear..... Next time he asks me...I'm just gonna transfer the call......or if he's here....I'm gonna call her in to sit with us.....  

Uh-huh sure sure LOL!!


The next time he calls or if he's there ... you're gonna say NO!




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Bainaman wrote: GENIE wrote:  Bainaman easy just say SHE UNFORTUNANTLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND ITS SOMEWHAT OF A DELICATE SUBJECT SO PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET AND DONT ASK ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHES VERY DISTROUGHT AND SAD SO PLEASE DONT MENTION IT AGAIN THANKS AND BOOM DROPPED   Ok....first of all....I suck at lying like that.....I get nervous..... Second.....I'd feel like crap saying that she lost a baby....feels wrong to say that......not that saying that she has one in her belly is any better......but still....lol....you know what I mean.... Seriously.....Any jobs out there? I'm looking....            LOL OK WELL JUST BE HONEST AND SAY NO SHES GAINED WEIGHT!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I should say....


"Yeah...she had a baby 3 years ago.....but I think the left the other one inside! "


:rolf:


 



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DulceGalletita wrote:

If the girl is going along with it and putting you in the spot ... then do the same Here: Tell the man if he can keep a secret ... then tell him that your friend has "pseudocyesis" which is a fake pregnancy with ALL the symptoms ... and that you rather say no no and no because it was suppose to be a secret however you trust him

I swear.....


Next time he asks me...I'm just gonna transfer the call......or if he's here....I'm gonna call her in to sit with us.....


 



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GENIE wrote:  Bainaman easy just say SHE UNFORTUNANTLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND ITS SOMEWHAT OF A DELICATE SUBJECT SO PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET AND DONT ASK ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHES VERY DISTROUGHT AND SAD SO PLEASE DONT MENTION IT AGAIN THANKS AND BOOM DROPPED   Ok....first of all....I suck at lying like that.....I get nervous..... Second.....I'd feel like crap saying that she lost a baby....feels wrong to say that......not that saying that she has one in her belly is any better......but still....lol....you know what I mean.... Seriously.....Any jobs out there? I'm looking....  
         LOL OK WELL JUST BE HONEST AND SAY NO SHES GAINED WEIGHT!

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Chale wrote:

@ Baina: wait a minute... so you TOLD the girl that you told the dude that you thought she was preggos? So girl knows that dude thinks she's pregnant?

YES!


 



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If the girl is going along with it and putting you in the spot ... then do the same


Here:


Tell the man if he can keep a secret ... then tell him that your friend has "pseudocyesis" which is a fake pregnancy with ALL the symptoms ... and that you rather say no no and no because it was suppose to be a secret however you trust him



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@ Baina: wait a minute... so you TOLD the girl that you told the dude that you thought she was preggos? So girl knows that dude thinks she's pregnant?




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 Bainaman easy just say SHE UNFORTUNANTLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND ITS SOMEWHAT OF A DELICATE SUBJECT SO PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET AND DONT ASK ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHES VERY DISTROUGHT AND SAD SO PLEASE DONT MENTION IT AGAIN THANKS AND BOOM DROPPED

 


Ok....first of all....I suck at lying like that.....I get nervous.....


Second.....I'd feel like crap saying that she lost a baby....feels wrong to say that......not that saying that she has one in her belly is any better......but still....lol....you know what I mean....


Seriously.....Any jobs out there? I'm looking....


 



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Bainaman wrote:

There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months.... One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........ The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!! He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind..... Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO..... LOL It's been about a year now.... I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us.... The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19


Bainaman easy just say SHE UNFORTUNANTLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE AND ITS SOMEWHAT OF A DELICATE SUBJECT SO PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET AND DONT ASK ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHES VERY DISTROUGHT AND SAD SO PLEASE DONT MENTION IT AGAIN THANKS


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Lahtina wrote:

 What if he's just pulling your leg? I mean, if it's been about a year already.

 


I doubt it.....


 


He's an older man....like early 60's.......really nice man......He genuinely wants to know if the girl has given birth yet....I think he wants to send her something.....


I'm quitting my job!!!


 


Any openings out there?!?!?!?


 



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Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl, or she want's to have a teenager come out of her" lol! ... and that's it

OMG!!!


Yeap, write this down BAINA and say it word for word



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Bainaman wrote:

  I'm screwed ain't it?!?!?!    

NOT NECESSARILY...


JUST CHANGE THE CONVERSATION...WHEN HE BRINGS IT UP AGAIN...JUST TURN TO HIM AND SAY "WOW DID YOU GET A HAIR CUT OR SOMETHING...YOU LOOK DIFFERENT..." 


YUP BAINA YOUR SCREWED...   



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Bainaman wrote:

My department only has 3 people.......The other girl....is super skinny....no way mistaking her to be pregnant.......So I can't just say.....Oh...I thought you meant someone else.....   I'm screwed ain't it?!?!?!    

Ummm, clarification 


So this man talks to the girl also .. does he like ask her when she is due? If so, she goes along with it and says something like not yet (after a year ) ... and you keep saying no LMAO!!!


Maybe you should get MCMC to talk to this man about the birds and the bees and how it doesn't take more than a year to have a baby


 



 



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Dogo wrote:  @Lahtina: What are you doing up?   It's past noon, sweety. Don't want to over do it. LOL

 


You're one of them too????


I have friends who call me at 3:45pm...asking me what I'm doing.......


I'm like "almost done work....you?"......"aahh...just getting up!"


Must be nice Lahtina!!!


Must be nice!!




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Bainaman wrote:

Dogo wrote: Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl, or she want's to have a teenager come out of her" lol! ... and that's it OMG!!!!   This is too funny.... I swear it's been about a year already........ Fock man.......I switching vendors to save face...LOL      
What if he's just pulling your leg? I mean, if it's been about a year already.

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Dogo wrote:

 @Lahtina: What are you doing up?  
It's past noon, sweety. Don't want to over do it. LOL

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Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl, or she want's to have a teenager come out of her" lol! ... and that's it


OMG!!!!


 


This is too funny....


I swear it's been about a year already........


Fock man.......I switching vendors to save face...LOL


 


 


 



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Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl, or she want's to have a teenager come out of her" lol! ... and that's it

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PRECIOSA wrote:

@ BAINA SUCKS TO BE YOU... KIDDING JUST TELL THE GUY...LISTEN...WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AGAIN...??? THEN SAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SO AND SO...SHE LEFT ALONG TIME AGO...YEAH SHE'S DOING GOOD...SHE HAD A BABY BOY...  

The thing is....that guy ONLY deals with my department.......My department only has 3 people.......The other girl....is super skinny....no way mistaking her to be pregnant.......So I can't just say.....Oh...I thought you meant someone else.....


 


I'm screwed ain't it?!?!?!



 


 



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Bainaman wrote:

Dogo wrote: I forgot about your "erectile" problem, that you were telling me about I know..... I can't seem to put it in any girl....without having it come out of their mouth....... I gotta do something about that.... A reduction or something....    -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:47, 2006-01-19


HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're Fucked up man! LMAO!!


 


@Lahtina: What are you doing up?


 



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Tell her "that guy over there thinks you're pregnant".

if she doesnt' do anything about her weight, then she's happy with it, and you can't be troubled with it.

one thing about men and women, if they're happy with how they look/dress/hygene, you can't do jack about it. move on.

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Dogo wrote:


I forgot about your "erectile" problem, that you were telling me about


I know.....


I can't seem to put it in any girl....without having it come out of their mouth.......


I gotta do something about that....


A reduction or something....


 


 



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@ BAINA


SUCKS TO BE YOU... KIDDING


JUST TELL THE GUY...LISTEN...WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AGAIN...???


THEN SAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SO AND SO...SHE LEFT ALONG TIME AGO...YEAH SHE'S DOING GOOD...SHE HAD A BABY BOY...


 



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Bainaman wrote:

Dogo wrote:  Get her pregnant! then you won't have to lie anymore!!   Did you ever stop to thing of how she must look for the guy to think that she was pregnant?!?!?  


OH!! I see what you mean now!!........... oh, you're sooo FKD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



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Bainaman wrote: The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19 You mean like a baby? LOL

I don't care what....but something...LOL....


But the thing is....she speaks to him on occassion....and she goes along with it.....


But I speak to him more.......So I get asked more than she does......


The guy is gonna start to wonder soon.....


 


 



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 Get her pregnant! then you won't have to lie anymore!!

 


Did you ever stop to thing of how she must look for the guy to think that she was pregnant?!?!?


 





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Bainaman wrote: There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months.... One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........ The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!! He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind..... Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO..... LOL It's been about a year now.... I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us.... The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19 Get her pregnant! then you won't have to lie anymore!!


Never mind.... I forgot about your "erectile" problem, that you were telling me about



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The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19
You mean like a baby? LOL

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There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months.... One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........ The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!! He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind..... Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO..... LOL It's been about a year now.... I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us.... The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19


Get her pregnant! then you won't have to lie anymore!!



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There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months....


One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........


The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!!


He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind.....


Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO.....


LOL


It's been about a year now....


I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us....


The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!!




-- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19

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