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DulceGalletita wrote: LGigolo wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Daeveed wrote: HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??.... 'cause the snake would be two big to fit WRONG ANSWER! Correct Answer: Mouse $2 – Snake $200… = Save $ 198 for more beer with the friends! LOL Ahhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha!! pero still this was MEAN MEAN MEAN Depends how you see it… may also be seen as: SMART, SMART, SMART! - LOL                                   nahhh, I wouldn't have done that...   till NOW that this thread gave me the idea!



See how the FORO can help LOL!!!!!!!!!



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DulceGalletita wrote:


LGigolo wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Daeveed wrote: HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??.... 'cause the snake would be two big to fit WRONG ANSWER! Correct Answer: Mouse $2 – Snake $200… = Save $ 198 for more beer with the friends! LOL Ahhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha!! pero still this was MEAN MEAN MEAN


Depends how you see it… may also be seen as: SMART, SMART, SMART! - LOL


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


nahhh, I wouldn't have done that...


 


till NOW that this thread gave me the idea!



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LGigolo wrote:


DulceGalletita wrote: Daeveed wrote: HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??.... 'cause the snake would be two big to fit WRONG ANSWER! Correct Answer: Mouse $2 – Snake $200… = Save $ 198 for more beer with the friends! LOL

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha!! pero still this was MEAN MEAN MEAN

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Daeveed wrote: HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??.... 'cause the snake would be two big to fit


WRONG ANSWER!


Correct Answer: Mouse $2 – Snake $200… = Save $ 198 for more beer with the friends!


LOL




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HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??....

'cause the snake would be two big to fit

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HAhAHAHahaa that's pretty good...but why use the feeder mouse, when you can get the snake??....

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the "Woohoo" at the end sounds kinda familiar.... :weirdface:Could it be someone who might be a REP of something?????? hmmmmmmmm

LOL ! LOL!! I dunno ...

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the "Woohoo" at the end sounds kinda familiar....





Could it be someone who might be a REP of something?????? hmmmmmmmm

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awwwwwww  LOL ..this is mean.  Poor girl.  I haven't done anything mean to break up with my ex.   



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Have you done anything weird, mean, or stupid to breakup with someone???


(Instead of just being straight forward )


*** To answer my own question by following the TH rules ... I haven't but I am curious to know  if anyone has ***


Here is a breakup suggestion I just finished reading :


You might not want to pull this one on your girlfriend or wife, but I knew I was going to dump my girlfriend at the time for being such an ill-ass-**** so I set the trap.   I went out and bought a single roll of toilet paper, the kind with the paper wrapping.  Scotts was the brand I think.  Next, I stopped by the pet store and bought a feeder mouse.  If you don’t know what that is, it’s one of those small mice they sell at the pet store for a few bucks to people who own snakes.


 You know the best pranks are nothing without witnesses, so I invited some of my friends over for a few beers.  This was especially sweet because these were the friends she was always calling low-life's.  About 5 min before she was due to arrive, I opened the paper wrapping, dropped in the mouse and resealed the wrapping.  I made sure that that roll was the only roll in the bathroom and placed it under the sink.  I made sure an empty roll was on the paper holder.


 Well she arrived late and I thought the mouse might have had time to eat its way out.  As soon as she arrived she gave me a few of those why are they here looks and headed for the bathroom. No time to check to check the trap.    We waited and waited and - EEEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!  YOU SON OF A BITCH - she came running out of the bathroom with her panties half pulled up and her shorts around her ankles.  She headed for the kitchen, grabbed her keys, knocked our beer on the floor breaking a few bottles, flipped me the finger and left.  My friends and I must have rolled on the floor for ten minutes howling with laughter.  Beats the hell out of having to go through that entire break up ****.  Yeah, and she hasn’t spoken to me since – Woo Hoo!!.


Ummm, I think that is JUST PLAIN MEAN!!!



-- Edited by DulceGalletita at 11:42, 2006-01-19

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