Julie wrote: God wrote: Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.....Apoco No ? You sound more like a Macho wanna be LOL Hit by a truck, mmmmmmmmmm long time ago to bad the divorce did not came as quick as the truck I'm a eMacho
Uyyyyyy que medio
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Julie wrote: God wrote: Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.....Apoco No ?
You sound more like a Macho wanna be LOL Hit by a truck, mmmmmmmmmm long time ago to bad the divorce did not came as quick as the truck
Julie wrote: God wrote: No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse.
Nada mas en los ranchos not to say anything else
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.....Apoco No ?
-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. That one is really funny LLMAO
-If you want your wife to listen carefully to everything you say, try talking in your sleep. It applys for men as well since they seems to never really listen to you
-Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. No anymore !
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LaDyBuG wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Haha !! Why are the woman made look like the bad ones? seriously, it was the guy who asked "will you marry me"....
AND IT WAS THE WOMAN WHO WAS MEZMERIZED BY THE BIG DIAMOND AND SCREAMED...... YES!!!!! ......I WILL!!!!! ....AND SO THE STORY CONTINUES....LOL
what else can she do? but help the guy get screwed over even more. Isn't that what we women do well?
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Haha !! Why are the woman made look like the bad ones? seriously, it was the guy who asked "will you marry me"....
AND IT WAS THE WOMAN WHO WAS MEZMERIZED BY THE BIG DIAMOND AND SCREAMED...... YES!!!!! ......I WILL!!!!!
....AND SO THE STORY CONTINUES....LOL
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Haha !!
Why are the woman made look like the bad ones? seriously, it was the guy who asked "will you marry me"....
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-I've sometimes thought about marrying... and then I've thought again.
-A little girl asked her father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, I'm still paying."
-Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
-Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
-Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
-Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
-If you want your wife to listen carefully to everything you say, try talking in your sleep.
-If marriage was outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
-My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
-How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
-Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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