THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO OTTAWA WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO OTTAWA
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT
BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
OTTAWA AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
"OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN
ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAIDTO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO OTTAWA."

That's why I love this blonde.....

http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3481148 

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-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 19:56, 2006-02-28

Julie wrote:

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McOSIRIS wrote:
Blonde Joke
LMAO, and you still wonder why

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Blonde Joke

Answers follow immediately, gotta highlight them.

How are a Budweiser beer bottle and a Blonde alike?  They are both empty from the neck up.

Why does a Blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

What do you call a dead Blonde in a closet? 1984 hide and seek champ.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

Why was the Blonde proud for finishing a puzzle in only six months? The box said "2 to 4 years!"

What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "I wonder if it's mine?"

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes? ? Toes Go In First.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks??  It takes too long to retrain them.

Finally a smart Blonde Joke

Finally a smart BLONDE joke.....

 Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

 He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,

 "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation

  with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

 

 The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says

 to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

 

  "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

 

  "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let

   me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the

   same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns

out

  a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you

 suppose that is?"

 

  The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest

   idea."

 

  "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to

  discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?

LaDyBuG wrote:

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I DON'T GET IT WHAT WAS THE JOKE EXACTLY..... AND NO....I'M NOT A BLONDE!   LOL

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I don;t think there was a joke.  He made us search!!!  Click here, click there...  LOL