Disgustingly fascinating facts...

LGigolo · Comandante

RE: Disgustingly fascinating facts...

Chale · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

And you’re WAY past your half way mark… on AGE that is… I don’t know about the GALLON count… you keeping track? BTW, when are you putting back your tanga on???

Keeping track? hmmm no... but I estimate that Im at around the same percentage as you are..

LGigolo · Comandante

Chale wrote:

"The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty."WOW!!!! Thats a lot of blow jobs!!!!!

And you’re WAY past your half way mark… on AGE that is… I don’t know about the GALLON count… you keeping track?

BTW, when are you putting back your tanga on???

Chale · Guru

Lahtina wrote:

Chale wrote: Lahtina wrote: Danny boy, they're both bad. Aren't they? Yup!But I guess he choose to go with the lesser of two evils You mean with the loser of two evils. LOL

either or

@ Dogo: you are one sick puppy my friend! One sick puppy!

Princess Jazmin · Senior Member

had a bit of an experience that u wanna share...on second thought, maybe not

Dogo · Comandante

Princess Jazmin wrote:

Dogo wrote: Phantasma wrote: Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses. What do they do when their babies have diarrhea?? that's just wrong

Waaaaa? I was just wondering... LOL!

Princess Jazmin · Senior Member

Dogo wrote:

Phantasma wrote: Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses. What do they do when their babies have diarrhea??

that's just wrong

Dogo · Comandante

Phantasma wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

What do they do when their babies have diarrhea??

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind. I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol

LOL!!!!

Lahtina · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Danny boy, they're both bad. Aren't they? Yup!But I guess he choose to go with the lesser of two evils

You mean with the loser of two evils. LOL

Chale · Guru

Lahtina wrote:

Danny boy, they're both bad. Aren't they?

Yup!

But I guess he choose to go with the lesser of two evils

Lahtina · Foro Master

Danny416 wrote:

Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind. first point!!!!

Danny boy, they're both bad. Aren't they?

Danny416 · TOP Guru

Chale wrote:

Phantasma wrote: I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol His motto: Subelo! Subelo! Subelo!LOL!@ Danny: You got blue ball syndrom???????

i hope not

Bainaman · Foro Master

"If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year."

F@cking CK!!!!!!

Gotta kick his A$$ next time

Chale · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol

His motto: Subelo! Subelo! Subelo!

LOL!

@ Danny: You got blue ball syndrom???????

Danny416 · TOP Guru

Chale wrote:

Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind.

first point!!!!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Chale wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
too much semen.
now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind.

I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol

Chale · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

too much semen.

now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?

OR

that Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind.

Lahtina · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason too much semen.

LMAO... le sabes algo?

Danny416 · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason too much semen.

me too much semen?? but thats a good thing right

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Danny416 wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol
thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason

Hope is the bugs and not point number 7 bro.... lol

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Danny416 wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol
thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason

too much semen.

Danny416 · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol

thats weekends only

during the week however i do wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason

-- Edited by Danny416 at 14:10, 2006-01-17

QUE chula LINDA · Guru

"If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year." Among other things that may fall in food, while being prepared. LOL ewwwww.... yuck

Chale · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

naaaaaaaaaasty! (Says Chale as she puts the egg sandwich down)

Lahtina · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

Eeewwwwww!!! No, I didn't know but thanks for sharing that. I mean, really, thank you!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Lahtina wrote:

Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on.

Did You Know?

# When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
well, if you don't eat meat, isn't a good source of protein?
And if you ask him to eat a lot of fruit, you've got your daily fruit intake right there too...

chug a lug!

Lahtina · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:
Your mouth is the most unsanitary part of your whole body. More than 100 million microcreatures live there at any one time.

Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on.

You swallow about one quart of snot every day.

I think I was swallowing four times as much when I was sick.

The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty.

Sucks to be a North American woman.

You swallow about one quart of snot every day.

I thought we covered that.

50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.

A-ha! And I saw one of those 50% last weekend. I was like WTF, lady, wash your hands! Oh, and close the stall door when you pee... eeewww!

If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

Baaaaaaarf!!!

And on that note I'm off to get some lunch.

Chale · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

well, if you don't eat meat, isn't a good source of protein?

And if you ask him to eat a lot of fruit, you've got your daily fruit intake right there too...

Chale · Guru

Miel wrote:

Guacala,.. @Chale,. me no entender,.

Me neither.

Thats just what I've heard.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

"The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty."WOW!!!! Thats a lot of blow jobs!!!!!

well, if you don't eat meat, isn't a good source of protein?

Miel · Guru

Guacala,..

@Chale,. me no entender,.

Chale · Guru

"The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty."

WOW!!!! Thats a lot of blow jobs!!!!!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Danny416 wrote:

Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.
that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking

no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol

Danny416 · TOP Guru

Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!

But I now learned something new

Guadalupana · Foro Master

yummy.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Disgustingly fascinating facts...

Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades.

Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria.

About ten billion tiny scales of skin rub off your body every day. In a lifetime, you could fill eighteen sugar bags with dead skin.

Your mouth is the most unsanitary part of your whole body. More than 100 million microcreatures live there at any one time.

Feet sweat because there are about 250,000 pores on their soles that squirt a quarter cup of liquid each day.

The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty.

Seventy out of 100 people admit to picking their nose. Three out of those seventy admit to eating their boogers.

You swallow about one quart of snot every day.

Your keyboard is nastier than a public washroom. Office toilet seats have approximately 49 germs per square inch, computer keyboards on the other hand have been found to have upwards of 21,000 germs per square inch.

50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.

If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:39, 2006-01-17