And you’re WAY past your half way mark… on AGE that is… I don’t know about the GALLON count… you keeping track? BTW, when are you putting back your tanga on???
Keeping track? hmmm no... but I estimate that Im at around the same percentage as you are..
"The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty."WOW!!!! Thats a lot of blow jobs!!!!!
And you’re WAY past your half way mark… on AGE that is… I don’t know about the GALLON count… you keeping track?
BTW, when are you putting back your tanga on???
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Chale wrote: Lahtina wrote: Danny boy, they're both bad. Aren't they? Yup!But I guess he choose to go with the lesser of two evils You mean with the loser of two evils. LOL
either or
@ Dogo: you are one sick puppy my friend! One sick puppy!
Dogo wrote: Phantasma wrote: Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses. What do they do when their babies have diarrhea?? that's just wrong
Waaaaa? I was just wondering... LOL!
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Phantasma wrote: Lahtina wrote: Eewww I'm gonna go eskimo from now on. Did You Know? # When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses. What do they do when their babies have diarrhea??
Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind. I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol
Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind. first point!!!!
Phantasma wrote: I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol His motto: Subelo! Subelo! Subelo!LOL!@ Danny: You got blue ball syndrom???????
Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind.
Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: too much semen. now... are you trying to say that Danny HAS too much semen... ie. Blue balls syndrom?ORthat Danny swallows too much..... ummmmm never mind.
I heard Prieto swallows... pero not anymore... ahora solo SUBE, lol
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Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason too much semen.
Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason too much semen.
Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason
Hope is the bugs and not point number 7 bro.... lol
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Danny416 wrote: Phantasma wrote: Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol thats weekends only during the week however i go wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason
too much semen.
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Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol
thats weekends only during the week however i do wake up with massive stomachaches for some odd reason
"If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year." Among other things that may fall in food, while being prepared. LOL ewwwww.... yuck
Chale wrote: Guadalupana wrote: well, if you don't eat meat, isn't a good source of protein? And if you ask him to eat a lot of fruit, you've got your daily fruit intake right there too...
chug a lug!
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Chale wrote: "The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty."WOW!!!! Thats a lot of blow jobs!!!!!
well, if you don't eat meat, isn't a good source of protein?
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Danny416 wrote: Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. that explains why sometimes i wake up with massive headaches , and a feeling of puking
no dude... thats called... TOO MUCH TEQUILA, dont be blamin the poor 14 bugs guy.. lol
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Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades.
Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria.
About ten billion tiny scales of skin rub off your body every day. In a lifetime, you could fill eighteen sugar bags with dead skin.
Your mouth is the most unsanitary part of your whole body. More than 100 million microcreatures live there at any one time.
Feet sweat because there are about 250,000 pores on their soles that squirt a quarter cup of liquid each day.
The average North American woman will have ingested close to 4L of semen by the time she reaches the age of forty.
Seventy out of 100 people admit to picking their nose. Three out of those seventy admit to eating their boogers.
You swallow about one quart of snot every day.
Your keyboard is nastier than a public washroom. Office toilet seats have approximately 49 germs per square inch, computer keyboards on the other hand have been found to have upwards of 21,000 germs per square inch.
50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.
If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.
Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.
-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:39, 2006-01-17
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