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Where can we buy a wife?!?!?!?


 




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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Have I ever been rude 2 u?? yo me recuerdo que no... Nope para nada! La verdad I don't think you can be


 


Awww u are so nice Thank u 4 thinking like that about me...



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 Have I ever been rude 2 u?? yo me recuerdo que no...

Nope para nada! La verdad I don't think you can be

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Ummm, very interesting .... So kinda of like a plan .... so that other person won't know what hit them when it happens Yeah right......... Well, I want no revenge ... just be nice to me and that's all LOL!!!


 


Have I ever been rude 2 u?? yo me recuerdo que no...



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 Ummm, very interesting .... So kinda of like a plan .... so that other person won't know what hit them when it happens Yeah right.........

Well, I want no revenge ... just be nice to me and that's all LOL!!!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: :   U know what I mean by that though??? LMAO!!!! Ummm ... the truth well ummmm nope I just read helado and thought I really want some ICE CREAM!!   LoL well it means that u got 2 take your time 2 get your revenge is not the first thing that comes 2 your mind take your time 2 get the best Idea... That what it means...... Ummm, very interesting .... So kinda of like a plan .... so that other person won't know what hit them when it happens

Yeah right.........

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That was a good "joke". And it's so true. Pobrecitos, there's no winning with women. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.



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Shei wrote: a mi me fascina el acento centroamericano!!.. mmmmm..tengo muchos amigos que hablan asi y me quedo embobada escuchando..     Shei te equivocastes de thread creo yo LOL!!!

  jeje.. sii siii por eso lo cambié..me di cuenta cuando lo subí..je.. hoy tengo la cabeza en los pies..   Gracias Dulce!!!!!!!!  

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a mi me fascina el acento centroamericano!!.. mmmmm..tengo muchos amigos que hablan asi y me quedo embobada escuchando..    

Shei te equivocastes de thread creo yo LOL!!!

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sorry..   me confundi.. lol lol lol lol  

-- Edited by Shei at 13:48, 2006-01-17

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DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: :   U know what I mean by that though??? LMAO!!!! Ummm ... the truth well ummmm nope I just read helado and thought I really want some ICE CREAM!!   LoL well it means that u got 2 take your time 2 get your revenge is not the first thing that comes 2 your mind take your time 2 get the best Idea... That what it means......

Ummm, very interesting .... So kinda of like a plan .... so that other person won't know what hit them when it happens

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: :   U know what I mean by that though??? LMAO!!!! Ummm ... the truth well ummmm nope :rofl: I just read helado and thought I really want some ICE CREAM!!


 


LoL well it means that u got 2 take your time 2 get your revenge is not the first thing that comes 2 your mind take your time 2 get the best Idea... That what it means......



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:   U know what I mean by that though???


LMAO!!!! Ummm ... the truth well ummmm nope


I just read helado and thought I really want some ICE CREAM!!




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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  I am not malo solo soy vengativo..... LOL!!! Ahhh, so like revenge is sweet huh ... Is it really though?   Yes it is, let me tell u, revenge es un manjar que se come helado.... Ay dio mio!! if you say it that way then yeah it sounds sweet LOL!!!


 


U know what I mean by that though???



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DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  I am not malo solo soy vengativo..... LOL!!! Ahhh, so like revenge is sweet huh ... Is it really though?   Yes it is, let me tell u, revenge es un manjar que se come helado....


Ay dio mio!! if you say it that way then yeah it sounds sweet


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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  I am not malo solo soy vengativo..... LOL!!! Ahhh, so like revenge is sweet huh ... Is it really though?


 


Yes it is, let me tell u, revenge es un manjar que se come helado....



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 I am not malo solo soy vengativo.....


LOL!!! Ahhh, so like revenge is sweet huh ...


Is it really though?



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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Nop is not that, Some guys are @$$holes I admit that, but u girls think we are all like that... nop it ain't that either ... i guess it's what they say both guys and girls just sometimes allow one rotten apple ruin the bunch ... que imbecilidad es eso ... that has to be worked on   Well Que Imbecilidad mas grande es eso... so I can be nice 2 u any time I want... Sure u can !! But only nice eh ... si eres malo pues eso es otra cosa LOL  


 


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DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Nop is not that, Some guys are @$$holes I admit that, but u girls think we are all like that... nop it ain't that either ... i guess it's what they say both guys and girls just sometimes allow one rotten apple ruin the bunch ... que imbecilidad es eso ... that has to be worked on   Well Que Imbecilidad mas grande es eso... so I can be nice 2 u any time I want...


Sure u can !! But only nice eh ... si eres malo pues eso es otra cosa LOL



 



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Nop is not that, Some guys are @$$holes I admit that, but u girls think we are all like that... nop it ain't that either ... i guess it's what they say both guys and girls just sometimes allow one rotten apple ruin the bunch ... que imbecilidad es eso ... that has to be worked on


 


Well Que Imbecilidad mas grande es eso... so I can be nice 2 u any time I want...



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DulceGalletita wrote:  cheeseeeee pleaseeeee!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! NI QUE ESTUVIERAS SACANDO UNA FOTO.....LOL


Girl that was a KODAK moment


Pero no me gustan fotos luego me quieren cobrar for therapy por las pesadillas que tienen LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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 Nop is not that, Some guys are @$$holes I admit that, but u girls think we are all like that...


nop it ain't that either ...


i guess it's what they say both guys and girls just sometimes allow one rotten apple ruin the bunch ...


que imbecilidad es eso ... that has to be worked on



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 cheeseeeee pleaseeeee!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

NI QUE ESTUVIERAS SACANDO UNA FOTO.....LOL

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DulceGalletita wrote: @LB: cheese??? whyyyyyyy LOL!!! CUZ U SOUNDED CHEEEEEESY BY SAYING THAT..... MEJOR UN POCO DE QUESO QUE MUCHA IMBECILIDAD NO?


Estas en lo cierto


Solo que no me quiero perder entre tanta imbecilidad ... so mejor cheeseeeee pleaseeeee!!


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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  so you can be nice to me whenever you want     I am nice most of the time, the only time that I am not, is when some1 quiere mirarme like LB's New Word "Imbecil" Then el Diablo sale.. and I can be so freaking rude... but Girls damn is hard 2 please u.. Well, what kinda girls are you meeting ... @LB: cheese??? whyyyyyyy LOL!!! @MC: LB didn't get confused she just corrected you so no one would use la palabra de la semana on you -- Edited by DulceGalletita at 10:14, 2006-01-17


 


Nop is not that, Some guys are @$$holes I admit that, but u girls think we are all like that...



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@LB: cheese??? whyyyyyyy LOL!!!


CUZ U SOUNDED CHEEEEEESY BY SAYING THAT.....


MEJOR UN POCO DE QUESO QUE MUCHA IMBECILIDAD NO?



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 so you can be nice to me whenever you want     I am nice most of the time, the only time that I am not, is when some1 quiere mirarme like LB's New Word "Imbecil" Then el Diablo sale.. and I can be so freaking rude... but Girls damn is hard 2 please u..



Well, what kinda girls are you meeting ...


@LB: cheese??? whyyyyyyy LOL!!!


@MC: LB didn't get confused she just corrected you so no one would use la palabra de la semana on you



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LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC see how imbecil women can be???? we take away just one letter and they get all confused.... MEN ARE SO IMBECIL THAT WOMEN GOTTA JUMP IN AND SAVE THEIR ILLITERATE WORLD.....LOL excuse me???? I didn't see any guy asking what it mean... and you know why???? cuz we KNOW!!!!


CLARO......


ENTRE LOS IMBECILES SE ENTIENDEN HASTA EN CHINO


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McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC see how imbecil women can be???? we take away just one letter and they get all confused.... MEN ARE SO IMBECIL THAT WOMEN GOTTA JUMP IN AND SAVE THEIR ILLITERATE WORLD.....LOL


excuse me???? I didn't see any guy asking what it mean... and you know why????


cuz we KNOW!!!!



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LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC LOL LB!!! @JOKER: yes some guys can be nice ... I didn't say all I said most ... ... so you can be nice to me whenever you want  


 


I am nice most of the time, the only time that I am not, is when some1 quiere mirarme like LB's New Word "Imbecil" Then el Diablo sale.. and I can be so freaking rude... but Girls damn is hard 2 please u..



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LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC see how imbecil women can be???? we take away just one letter and they get all confused....

MEN ARE SO IMBECIL THAT WOMEN GOTTA JUMP IN AND SAVE THEIR ILLITERATE WORLD.....LOL

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LOL and yeap is not that we are hard to please, its you guys that are always up to something

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McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC

see how imbecil women can be???? we take away just one letter and they get all confused....

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LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC LOL LB!!! @JOKER: yes some guys can be nice ... I didn't say all I said most ... ... so you can be nice to me whenever you want  



CHEEEEESSSEEEEE 



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DulceGalletita wrote: LOL!!!! we are not that hard to please I agree!We are so not hard to please!Just do what we want, when we want it and how we want it and we'll be fine and dandy.


 


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DulceGalletita wrote: LOL!!!! we are not that hard to please I agree!We are so not hard to please!Just do what we want, when we want it and how we want it and we'll be fine and dandy.


Yeap! And you can be sure to be super HAPPY!!




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McOSIRIS wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O. ERES UN IMBECIL!   LOL ESO SERIA:  LPEEC


LOL LB!!!


@JOKER: yes some guys can be nice ... I didn't say all I said most ... ... so you can be nice to me whenever you want


 



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LOL!!!! we are not that hard to please

I agree!
We are so not hard to please!


Just do what we want, when we want it and how we want it and we'll be fine and dandy.

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LaDyBuG wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL   La Patada En el C.U.L.O.


ERES UN IMBECIL!


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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: LOL!!!! we are not that hard to please   LoL porfavor las mujeres son super hard 2 please LoL what ever u do or say they always question the reason, even if u are trying 2 do something nice.... Maybe it's 'cause MOST of the time you guys are up to something else huh huh hu?? LOL!!!

That's what I am talking about, please can a man just be nice?? I think u girls are so paranoid...

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McOSIRIS wrote: what's wrong with the law of LPEC.... THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL


 


La Patada En el C.U.L.O.



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melanie wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: It's not that we're hard to please..... You guys just take too long to please us and you do it wrong.....(not talking sexually either) You need to learn how to apply the law of RBTL LAW of RBTL??  Educate me LB. READING BETWEEN THE LINES RBTL

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what's wrong with the law of LPEC....

THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR....LOL

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LaDyBuG wrote: It's not that we're hard to please..... You guys just take too long to please us and you do it wrong.....(not talking sexually either) You need to learn how to apply the law of RBTL LAW of RBTL??  Educate me LB.


READING BETWEEN THE LINES


RBTL




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angelita dulce wrote: LOL!! That was funny!! And as much as i hate to admit it, it's sooo true!!! LOL!! But it's the way you guys try to please us, you guys are just not that good when it comes to pleasing!! LOL!!!! OMG, So true LOL It is funny how we can think ahead of guys, mostly figuring out what they want o like or don't, in advance, etc... but they seems unable to do the same thing for us. I think it is the famous "Sexto Sentido" and honestly, I don't think I am ready to share with the male gender


that's because we use something very uncommonly use for you ladies.....it's called "communication"....



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LOL!! That was funny!! And as much as i hate to admit it, it's sooo true!!! LOL!! But it's the way you guys try to please us, you guys are just not that good when it comes to pleasing!! LOL!!!!


OMG, So true LOL


It is funny how we can think ahead of guys, mostly figuring out what they want o like or don't, in advance, etc... but they seems unable to do the same thing for us. I think it is the famous "Sexto Sentido" and honestly, I don't think I am ready to share with the male gender



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It's not that we're hard to please..... You guys just take too long to please us and you do it wrong.....(not talking sexually either) You need to learn how to apply the law of RBTL

LAW of RBTL??  Educate me LB.

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It's not that we're hard to please..... You guys just take too long to please us and you do it wrong.....(not talking sexually either) You need to learn how to apply the law of RBTL


what's wrong with the law of LPEC....

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LOL!! That was funny!! And as much as i hate to admit it, it's sooo true!!! LOL!! But it's the way you guys try to please us, you guys are just not that good when it comes to pleasing!! LOL!!!!

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It's not that we're hard to please..... You guys just take too long to please us and you do it wrong.....(not talking sexually either) You need to learn how to apply the law of RBTL


Ummmmm yeah I agree with LB ...


 



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