Phantasma wrote:DizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzART
Might as well post that with a target.
I know some of you may say that this belongs on the lyrics thread but its funny
I WILL SURVIVE
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on ...
But there you are, Another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
>
> Go on now go, walk out the door,
> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count?
> [Chorus]
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> with a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
> [Verse]
>It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
> When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
> But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
>Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>[Chorus]
> 'Cuz as long as I have batteries,
