The "If you HAD to pick one" thread

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

RE: The "If you HAD to pick one" thread

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

both equally painful... i think i'd rather die in a sinking car - me and my civic will go down in history.... like bonnie and clyde

deserted island... atleast i'll have a nice tan when i knock on heaven's door.

would u rather die of a million rat bites or die by decapitation?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

PENIS... DEFINITELY PENIS.... 'cause i dont have one.. but i could buy one... maybe at the same place i buy my eye patches

@Phanta: ya that tanga wearing midget lover introduced to her pirate hooker ways... now i'm obsessed.

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or paralyzed from the waist up?

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

Chale wrote: Phantasma wrote: Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff... Would u rather Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle? OR Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!! So then youre not a TRUE P.I.M.P dog!you need that finger to make straight lines and scratch your nose.Anways, I would rather get runned over by a truck. Easy death.Would you rather drink human pee or eat human feces? have my parents catch me... parents aren't allowed to have sex.. ewwww would u rather live in a haunted house or live in a house with michael jackson

I'd live at Michael Jacksons house any day. That's like winning the lottery, plus michael has no Dickie so he can't FUcK me

Would you rather Die in Jail or on a deserted Island?

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Live in a house with Michael... Im way too old for him to wanna molest me so Id just get to listen to kick ass unreleased Michael tracks all the time.

WOuld u rather be buried alive or drown in a car that feel into the lake?

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

get stabbed in the eye.. atleast my body will still be in tact.. i'll just look cute with an eyepatch after.

That would actually match up with certain "pirate" references Ive heard about u... not sayin from who, all Im sayin is she dont wear a tanga no more. ...

Chale · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Would you rather watch porno and have your parents catch you? or catch your parents watching porn?

have my parents catch me. No way would I rather catch them watching porn, that would totally destroy my clean mental image of them.

Would you rather your face be burned or your penis?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale wrote:

Phantasma wrote: Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff... Would u rather Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle? OR Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!! So then youre not a TRUE P.I.M.P dog!you need that finger to make straight lines and scratch your nose.Anways, I would rather get runned over by a truck. Easy death.Would you rather drink human pee or eat human feces?

have my parents catch me... parents aren't allowed to have sex.. ewwww

would u rather live in a haunted house or live in a house with michael jackson

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

Phantasma wrote: Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff... Would u rather Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle? OR Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!! So then youre not a TRUE P.I.M.P dog!you need that finger to make straight lines and scratch your nose.Anways, I would rather get runned over by a truck. Easy death.Would you rather drink human pee or eat human feces?

Human pee

Would you rather watch porno and have your parents catch you? or catch your parents watching porn?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

Chale wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: WOULD U RATHER DIE OF HUNGER OR EAT NEW YOUR RATS?? eat rats... put some honey on those bad boys and wolf them down! Would you rather:Cut off your pinky finger or your index finger? Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff... Would u rather Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle? OR Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!!

get stabbed in the eye.. atleast my body will still be in tact.. i'll just look cute with an eyepatch after.

would u rather eat eye pus or pimple pus?

Chale · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff... Would u rather Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle? OR Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!!

So then youre not a TRUE P.I.M.P dog!
you need that finger to make straight lines and scratch your nose.

Anways, I would rather get runned over by a truck. Easy death.

Would you rather drink human pee or eat human feces?

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Chale wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:
WOULD U RATHER DIE OF HUNGER OR EAT NEW YOUR RATS??
eat rats... put some honey on those bad boys and wolf them down! Would you rather:Cut off your pinky finger or your index finger?

Pinky... u dont even use it for antythinng and I need my index finger for pointing at stuff...

Would u rather

Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle?

OR

Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: WOULD U RATHER DIE OF HUNGER OR EAT NEW YOUR RATS?? eat rats... put some honey on those bad boys and wolf them down! Would you rather:Cut off your pinky finger or your index finger?

LoL I RHATER CUT MY PINKY FINGER, I NEED MY INDEX FINGER LoL

WOULD U RHATHER DIE BY LETHAL INJECTION OR IN THE GAS CHAMBER??

Chale · Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

WOULD U RATHER DIE OF HUNGER OR EAT NEW YOUR RATS??

eat rats... put some honey on those bad boys and wolf them down!

Would you rather:

Cut off your pinky finger or your index finger?

Bainaman · Foro Master

I dont think I worded that properly, they're not actually there.. u just gotta listen to their music over and over and over again till eternity thru some busted School PA type speakers and the room is completely empty and there are no windows and the floor/walls/ceiling is all stark white...

To save Man Kind and Planet earth from certain destruction at the hands of a Super Villain, would u sacrifice ur mom or ur wife/girlfriend?

I'd still pick Miriah......She sings way better than Celine......and I can listen to her voice and "manipulate" my thoughts.....

Save Man Kind. My mom would understand.......and I can always get another girlfriend!!!!

Get stabbed in the eye with an icycle?

OR

Get runned over by a MAC Truck!!!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

RE: The "If you HAD to pick one" thread

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

RE: The "If you HAD to pick one" thread

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Bainaman wrote:

Phantasma wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

would u rather be locked in a room forever listening to

Celine Dion

or

Mariah Carey???

Oh man... makes my skin crawl just thinkin about it!

Mariah ALL THE WAY!!!!

You can bang Mariah.......Celine is just nasty!!!!!!!!

Would you chew your hand off to save yourself from being trapped?

OR

Would you let Roberto Carlos (soccer player) kick you in the ballz to save your life?

I dont think I worded that properly, they're not actually there.. u just gotta listen to their music over and over and over again till eternity thru some busted School PA type speakers and the room is completely empty and there are no windows and the floor/walls/ceiling is all stark white...

anywho,

Prob get kicked in the nads, cause eventually they would heal.. I hope, if I bite my hand off I cant grow another one.

To save Man Kind and Planet earth from certain destruction at the hands of a Super Villain, would u sacrifice ur mom or ur wife/girlfriend?

LGigolo · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

Daeveed wrote: Phantasma wrote: If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals? Scaring children sounds like fun...I'm ugly anyways.... If you had to...would you fUcK a horse or a turkey?? I turkey. If it decides to wanna fUck me back....I can deal with a turkey pipi better than a horses shhhlong! Would you rather have a baby with Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston We know what Brad picked!!!!!

ROFLMAO

Angelina come to papi!

Is this turning the same as the Answer and Ask Game -or- Is it just me?

Bainaman · Foro Master

RE: The &quot;If you HAD to pick one&quot; thread

Phantasma · TOP Guru

RE: The "If you HAD to pick one" thread

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

Daeveed wrote: Phantasma wrote: If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals? Scaring children sounds like fun...I'm ugly anyways.... If you had to...would you fUcK a horse or a turkey?? I turkey. If it decides to wanna fUck me back....I can deal with a turkey pipi better than a horses shhhlong! Would you rather have a baby with Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston We know what Brad picked!!!!!

I WOULD RATHER HAVE A BABY BY ANGELINA JOLIE...

WOULD U RHATER DIE IN CAR ACCIDENT OR IN BURNING BUILDING??

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

If you found you husband or common law partner in your bed with another man and just celebrated few days before the fact that you were expecting ! What would you do ? Keep the baby and the guy, pretend nothing happened or avort and kick the guy out since you can not leave with the idea of having to share the custody with him. I've seen that situation so I am curious to konw how pple can react.

I would keep the baby and the guy, pretend nothing happened ... ( it's just that in no way could I take the other option )

IF YOU WERE KIDNAPPED AND IN ORDER TO SEE YOU LOVED ONES AGAIN YOU HAD TO ALLOW THESE PSYCHOS TO TAKE YOUR KIDNEY OR A PINT OF BLOOD WHICH WOULD IT BE??

Bainaman · Foro Master

RE: If you HAD to pick one thread

Julie · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

I would rather get shanked to death on my first day. If a deadly virus was spreading in you and you had the choice of being left as a torso with no legs or arms or be left deaf, blind and mute what would you choose?

Sorry I forgot be left deaf, blind and mut so I will over develop my touch !

If you found you husband or common law partner in your bed with another man and just celebrated few days before the fact that you were expecting !

What would you do ? Keep the baby and the guy, pretend nothing happened or avort and kick the guy out since you can not leave with the idea of having to share the custody with him.

I've seen that situation so I am curious to konw how pple can react.

-- Edited by Julie at 14:28, 2006-01-13

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

Phantasma wrote: If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals? I would take my own life (don't know how though ) IF SOMEONE YOU TRULY LOVED IS IN A COMA AND ONLY SURVIVING DUE TO THE MACHINES (so the DR says), WOULD YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE WITH THEM OR LET THEM GO SO THEY CAN REST IN PEACE??

I would let them live incase there was a cure. If they are in a coma they are not really in pain.

Would rather be frozen to death or burnt to death?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Let them go..

would you rather eat human intestines with food still being digested or a piece of poo from the street?

Daeveed · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals?

Scaring children sounds like fun...I'm ugly anyways....

If you had to...would you fUcK a horse or a turkey??

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals?

I would take my own life (don't know how though )

IF SOMEONE YOU TRULY LOVED IS IN A COMA AND ONLY SURVIVING DUE TO THE MACHINES (so the DR says), WOULD YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE WITH THEM OR LET THEM GO SO THEY CAN REST IN PEACE??

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Chale wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
Parachute doesnt open and... at this particular point.. many many many sexy mamis that are just using me for sex would u rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it, or be reveared and beloved by the masses but have to live in poverty (like Mother Teresa for ex.)

beloved by the masses. No use having all that mula if no one is going to want to be your friend.
Q: would you rather your partner be unfaithful or a liar?

arent those sorta interalated? but I guess a liar would be less worse.

If you were left grossly disfigured from an accident, would u take ur own life or live the rest of ur life scaring little children and small animals?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Would you rather have sex with a transexual or become a transexual?

do it with a trans...they's be a woman anyway pretending to be a man...nothing wrong with that.

would you rather eat human intestines with food still being digested or a piece of poo from the street?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: WELL I GUESS MINE GOT IGNORE.. IS ALL GOOD.. I answered urs loko..

YES U DID BRO SORRY MY BAD I AM BLIND...

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Would you rather have sex with a transexual or become a transexual?

Phantasma · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

WELL I GUESS MINE GOT IGNORE.. IS ALL GOOD..

I answered urs loko..

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Joker, i'd rather have an ugly person.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
i would rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it. Would you rather be castrated or be a homo?
Castrated. I ain't fuc#ing a man

DING DING DING

Please refer to the

NOTE

portion of the first post

Chale · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

Parachute doesnt open and... at this particular point.. many many many sexy mamis that are just using me for sex would u rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it, or be reveared and beloved by the masses but have to live in poverty (like Mother Teresa for ex.)

beloved by the masses. No use having all that mula if no one is going to want to be your friend.

Q: would you rather your partner be unfaithful or a liar?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

WELL I GUESS MINE GOT IGNORE.. IS ALL GOOD..

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

i would rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it. Would you rather be castrated or be a homo?

Castrated. I ain't fuc#ing a man

Guadalupana · Foro Master

i would rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it.

Would you rather be castrated or be a homo?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
do they have to be such brutal options?

Well if the choices where to cuddle in a warm blanket or have to play with a bunny then it wouldnt be that fun of a game would it?

that part is understood, just weighing the options. The pros and cons of every scenario.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Parachute doesnt open and... at this particular point.. many many many sexy mamis that are just using me for sex

would u rather be filthy rich and never be able to tell anyone about it, or be reveared and beloved by the masses but have to live in poverty (like Mother Teresa for ex.)

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Guadalupana wrote: do they have to be such brutal options? Well if the choices where to cuddle in a warm blanket or have to play with a bunny then it wouldnt be that fun of a game would it?

Ok, now I gotta think HOSTEL style

Chale · Guru

Sky diving. Rather die with a once and for all 'splat' than be eating alive by those mofos!

Q:

eternal blindness or not being able to feel (touch)

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

do they have to be such brutal options?

Well if the choices where to cuddle in a warm blanket or have to play with a bunny then it wouldnt be that fun of a game would it?

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

do they have to be such brutal options?

Ummm, my thoughts exactly ...

Also .... sometimes 2 people answer the question ... so would the last post be the one to continue from ???

-- Edited by DulceGalletita at 14:00, 2006-01-13

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

Rather be shanked to death than to be brutally raped over and over again.My turn:Would you rather die in a burning airplane or would you rather be eating live by a shark?

RATHER DIE IN A BURNING PLANE AND BE EATING BY SHARKS....

MY TURN.

WOULD U RATHER HAVE UGLY PERSON WHO REALLY LOVES U OR MANY NICE AND SEXY PERSON THAT JUST USING U.

Bainaman · Foro Master

Shark

Sky diving and parachute doesn't work

OR

Skinny Dipping covered in blood in a pool full or piranas

Guadalupana · Foro Master

do they have to be such brutal options?

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

Here's how it works: The first poster posts TWO equally undesirable situations one might be presented with. Then the next poster A) Chooses ONE of the options, and B) posts two more options for the next respondant and so on and so forth. NOTE: If you say: NEITHER or introduce a third option that defeats the purpose of the game and will make u look like ur too dumb 2 follow simple instructions. OK so lets get it rolling: If in jail, would u rather be shanked to death with a sharpened toothbrushed on your first day or brutally raped till the day u are released?

I would rather get shanked to death on my first day.

If a deadly virus was spreading in you and you had the choice of being left as a torso with no legs or arms or be left deaf, blind and mute what would you choose?