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1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try
spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam.

17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks , so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


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 I just found out a couple of weeks ago that the woman was not the real singer! Something about the big lady not having the right image or something. I know, I'm a little behind in my music knowledge.
Ahhh the vanity of it all.

Have you ever heard of a group called "Floetry"? It consist of two not so atractive female singers, but they both have amazing voices. You probably have never heard of them b/c they dont get that much media coverage as lets say, Beyonce.

Sad, but true. Image is everything.

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Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.4. Pope Died Year 20051. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament4. Pope Died In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry ... somebody please warn the Pope!!

That is wrong..


 


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DulceGalletita wrote:

TV Buff wrote: Chale wrote: Thought this thread was going to be about C & C Music Factory I just found out a couple of weeks ago that the woman was not the real singer! Something about the big lady not having the right image or something. I know, I'm a little behind in my music knowledge. Was that true?? I think I heard that too but awhile back

Yes it's true. The voice was that of a fat gospel singer, but to have a sexy or younger image they got a model to lip sing over her lyrics.
Kind of like a Milli Vanilli thing, but they never denied it or tried to hide it.



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Chale wrote: Thought this thread was going to be about C & C Music Factory I just found out a couple of weeks ago that the woman was not the real singer! Something about the big lady not having the right image or something. I know, I'm a little behind in my music knowledge.
Was that true?? I think I heard that too but awhile back

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Chale wrote:

Thought this thread was going to be about C & C Music Factory
I just found out a couple of weeks ago that the woman was not the real singer! Something about the big lady not having the right image or something. I know, I'm a little behind in my music knowledge.

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Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.4. Pope Died Year 20051. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament4. Pope Died In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry ... somebody please warn the Pope!!


SOMEBODY SHOULD WARN THE WIFE!



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Thought this thread was going to be about C & C Music Factory









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Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died


In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry ... somebody please warn the Pope!!



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