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Since I'm a "hands-on" kind of guy I really need to show you in persona and privately como "rechina" (los musculos), so that way we (you and me) can take the exact approach to your "issue". By the way Power or baby oil ?


Power or Powder, LOL


 



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Julie wrote: God wrote: Actually what she needs is a Good Stretch. I do not have any inconvenience giving to julie a very good stretch. Try to eat more anti-oxidants, the pain it's due the latic acid in your muscles, change your diet , strawberries are an excellent source of anti-oxidants and once again i can help you out to eat them....the strawberries -- Edited by God at 22:38, 2006-01-11 My diet is just fine, thanks ! Wine, wine and more wine, LOL Anti-oxidant, oye yo no rechino Since I'm a "hands-on" kind of guy I really need to show you in persona and privately como "rechina" (los musculos), so that way we (you and me) can take the exact approach to your "issue". By the way Power or baby oil ?


I think she wants OIL man...oil...it slides better......the hands I mean...malvado



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Dogo wrote: Julie wrote: Dogo wrote: Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!) It is suppose to be nice and relaxing, no painful LOL   Whatever ???????? What???!!!! I'm not going to beat you with it!!! LOL! It is just that I don't want it to break LOL


Don't worry, this is a special "hanger"............. se dobla pero no se rompe, LOL! 



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Dogo wrote: Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!) It is suppose to be nice and relaxing, no painful LOL   Whatever ????????

What???!!!! I'm not going to beat you with it!!! LOL!




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Julie wrote: Dogo wrote: Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!) It is suppose to be nice and relaxing, no painful LOL   Whatever ???????? What???!!!! I'm not going to beat you with it!!! LOL!

It is just that I don't want it to break LOL

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Actually what she needs is a Good Stretch. I do not have any inconvenience giving to julie a very good stretch. Try to eat more anti-oxidants, the pain it's due the latic acid in your muscles, change your diet , strawberries are an excellent source of anti-oxidants and once again i can help you out to eat them....the strawberries -- Edited by God at 22:38, 2006-01-11

My diet is just fine, thanks ! Wine, wine and more wine, LOL
Anti-oxidant, oye yo no rechino




Since I'm a "hands-on" kind of guy I really need to show you in persona and privately como "rechina" (los musculos), so that way we (you and me) can take the exact approach to your "issue".

By the way Power or baby oil ?

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Another question, do we have to provide a Happy ending ?


 


Of course bro...that's the most important part ..."The Ending"...that way she wants more....


 


Ok get behind Dogo...Nextttttttt



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Dogo wrote: Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!) It is suppose to be nice and relaxing, no painful LOL   Whatever ????????


What???!!!! I'm not going to beat you with it!!! LOL!



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Actually what she needs is a Good Stretch. I do not have any inconvenience giving to julie a very good stretch. Try to eat more anti-oxidants, the pain it's due the latic acid in your muscles, change your diet , strawberries are an excellent source of anti-oxidants and once again i can help you out to eat them....the strawberries -- Edited by God at 22:38, 2006-01-11


My diet is just fine, thanks ! Wine, wine and more wine, LOL


Anti-oxidant, oye yo no rechino



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Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!)


Dogo I dont know about putting you down in the list bro...the problem is that Your Third Leg may grow too much during giving the masage and I dont want any comlaints bro...But anyways...what the heck...you are in...


 


No creo que la dejes como nuevita pero..bueno ahi estas ya en la lista.. Nextttt



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Put me down dude!! I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol (think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!)


It is suppose to be nice and relaxing, no painful LOL


 


Whatever ????????



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Wine is a very good antioxidant as well....specially the "chilean" wine.....


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Another question, do we have to provide a Happy ending ?

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Julie wrote: Danny416 wrote: this is gonna end up turning into one big orgy lol Why is that ? Aren't we talking about masages LOL   It's probably part of the package proposal de Danny...

Ohhhhhhhhh so Dulce, Danny416 and me ? How does this work LOL

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Put me down dude!!
I got this technique...... with a "hanger" LOL! te dejo como nuevita! lol


(think about it for a couple of minutes??!!! Pffft! whatever!)



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Danny416 wrote: this is gonna end up turning into one big orgy lol Why is that ? Aren't we talking about masages LOL


 


It's probably part of the package proposal de Danny...



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Actually what she needs is a Good Stretch. I do not have any inconvenience giving to julie a very good stretch.

Try to eat more anti-oxidants, the pain it's due the latic acid in your muscles, change your diet , strawberries are an excellent source of anti-oxidants and once again i can help you out to eat them....the strawberries

-- Edited by God at 22:38, 2006-01-11

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this is gonna end up turning into one big orgy lol


LOL

-- Edited by Julie at 22:36, 2006-01-11

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this is gonna end up turning into one big orgy lol


 


ssshhh Danny...dont say that man...mejor anda Reclutando mas chicas......


so are you in or what?..Ya tenemos a Dulce Galletita en la lista tambien...



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this is gonna end up turning into one big orgy lol



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RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL   mmmm...you know...mmm....ahhh...se me olvido ahorita... Memory problems, mmmm, no good RR, no good ! Do you still remember how to give a proper massage LOL     LOL...eso jamas se me olvida.......it's my part time Job... I thought it was pilling junk in your garage see, you don't remember, LOL


 


well...since you joined the Gym I changed jobs...



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Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL   mmmm...you know...mmm....ahhh...se me olvido ahorita... Memory problems, mmmm, no good RR, no good ! Do you still remember how to give a proper massage LOL     LOL...eso jamas se me olvida.......it's my part time Job...

I thought it was pilling junk in your garage see, you don't remember, LOL

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RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL   mmmm...you know...mmm....ahhh...se me olvido ahorita... Memory problems, mmmm, no good RR, no good ! Do you still remember how to give a proper massage LOL  


 


LOL...eso jamas se me olvida.......it's my part time Job...



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Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL OMG!! Cuidao Julie ... Remember Ricky is the one that read SLEEPING PROPOSITIONS   LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


I guess it's too late.


So joining the club, yeahh, more fun LOL



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Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL   mmmm...you know...mmm....ahhh...se me olvido ahorita...


Memory problems, mmmm, no good RR, no good ! Do you still remember how to give a proper massage LOL


 



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Julie wrote: RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL OMG!! Cuidao Julie ... Remember Ricky is the one that read SLEEPING PROPOSITIONS   LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


LOL...hey RICACOOKIE......how are you...you feeling cansadita tambien?...Te voy a agregar a la lista...


 


Hey Guys...GalletitaRica tambien necesita un masagito...voluntarios?...jejejej



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RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL


OMG!! Cuidao Julie ... Remember Ricky is the one that read SLEEPING PROPOSITIONS


 


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!



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RICKYRICARDO wrote: Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...   What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL


 


mmmm...you know...mmm....ahhh...se me olvido ahorita...



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Julie wrote: Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in   first the masage then..the proposal...


 


What kind of proposal are you thinking about ? LOL



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I totally volunteer........   but, just a a massage????   c'mon...   I offer the full package...



 


LOL...I know you do...dont we all?......but shhh...dont tell her that...



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Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in


 


first the masage then..the proposal...



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I totally volunteer........


 


but, just a a massage????   c'mon...


 


I offer the full package...



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Well, I need to see the proposals before you sign them in

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OMG, you didn't


Apparently he did.



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OMG, you didn't

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Ok Guys..here is what I need...I know is gonna be hard to get voluntarios but, after reading this I'm sure you'll be glad to help...Here is the deal....


As we all know Julie went to the Gym for the first time today and she is feeling the pain, you know how it is when you are at the gym after a long time...so...she is feleling muy cansada y con dolor en los musculos,.as a treat for her I offered to post a thread to see if We get any volunteers to give her a masage...Well dont rush to it...Think about it for a couple of minutes and if you find it in your heart to do it...just post your name here...and we will make  the arrangements...LOL...


Get in line cause my name is first on the list.... (solo me tomo un segundo para hacer la decision)..cuant tiempo les tomo a ustedes?


 



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