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I ahora quien pordra ayudarnos !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too have such kinda sex is there a need for bananas....tree's? or if u do it in the outdoors would that be it?  where is confu when you need her

thats what im saying...lol

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buzzlightyear680 wrote: So can any1 give a discription of what *************wild monkey sex********* should be then perhaps will know if we have or have not had it U know bro I have the same Question LoL I know wild sex but not monkey sex LoL


Too have such kinda sex is there a need for bananas....tree's? or if u do it in the outdoors would that be it? 


where is confu when you need her



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So can any1 give a discription of what *************wild monkey sex********* should be then perhaps will know if we have or have not had it

U know bro I have the same Question LoL I know wild sex but not monkey sex LoL

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So can any1 give a discription of what *************wild monkey sex********* should be then perhaps will know if we have or have not had it

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All the time......lol


I think it's vital to have crazy monkey sex from time to time.....if u don't try it i'm sure it will get your juices flowing.







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ANY INQUIRIES ABOUT SEX, MONKEYS AND BANANAS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO CONFUNDIDA....


THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION


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Hello, Hola, Bonjour!!! Out of CURIOSITY ... I was wondering ummmmmm "Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"


How the hell u do that LoL, I have seen the discovery channel and I saw chimps doing it and they are quick  LoL so that's what u mean??



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DulceGalletita wrote: "Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??" Is there any other kind?


Ummmm, Neruda ... That is what I want to know ...


@RR: OMG ... that was funny but ummm is it true


@JULIE: LOL!!! that may help



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Julie wrote:  Mmmmmmm, mejor no, I was going to write something but no no no LOL OMG!!! I need help .... I think I am easily INFLUENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Although I don't know if they have a session for what you've got, LOL



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Hello, Hola, Bonjour!!! Out of CURIOSITY ... I was wondering ummmmmm "Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"


I had this girfriend before that used to call me MY KING...and when we were having sex she used to moan...'KING Cum...KING Cum..."...maybe we were having  animal sex...cause that sounded like she was saying .."KING KONG"...so if it was animal sex...probably was monkey sex...LOL...would that be tha same maybe?..I dont know..I'm confused..



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DulceGalletita wrote:


"Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"




Is there any other kind?

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 Mmmmmmm, mejor no, I was going to write something but no no no LOL


OMG!!! I need help .... I think I am easily INFLUENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Julie wrote: I don't think it is what she has been smoking but what she has been drinking, NAUGHTYCOOKIE Having a HOT chocolate, here, another one there and so on, ALL day So it is mostly what she's putting in it LOL   BTW Dulce, you haven't answered your own question, bad girl, remember the rules ? LOL Julie ... Umm, itz the HOT SHOCOLATE ... My bad! Yes .....       I haven't answered my question LOL!! Nooooo, I haven't but I keep hearing it sooo I was just wondering   @Lunita:  ummm which little bird told ... I don't know whatcha talking about  

Mmmmmmm, mejor no, I was going to write something but no no no LOL

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I don't think it is what she has been smoking but what she has been drinking, NAUGHTYCOOKIE Having a HOT chocolate, here, another one there and so on, ALL day So it is mostly what she's putting in it LOL   BTW Dulce, you haven't answered your own question, bad girl, remember the rules ?


LOL Julie ... Umm, itz the HOT SHOCOLATE ...


My bad! Yes .....


 


 


 


I haven't answered my question LOL!! Nooooo, I haven't but I keep hearing it sooo I was just wondering


 


@Lunita:  ummm which little bird told ... I don't know whatcha talking about


 




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I've heard of wild animal sex, but for some reason wild monkey sex sounds like your actually having sex with a Monkey


In other words no I have not.



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Sex what is that...


I'm still a senorito




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Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!   BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!!

u're right AD this doesn't sounds like DG... a little bird told me that DG may have been "under the influence" of other ppl whilst she wrote this... i unno..i just saying... but WILD MONKEY SEX sounds more like CHALE rather than DG...

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Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!   BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!!


I don't think it is what she has been smoking but what she has been drinking, NAUGHTYCOOKIE


Having a HOT chocolate, here, another one there and so on, ALL day


So it is mostly what she's putting in it LOL


 


BTW Dulce, you haven't answered your own question, bad girl, remember the rules ?



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 Well aren't you the same wild sex craved CHALE?!?! Aren't your crazy romps with PEPE wild like wild monkey sex???


uh huh ... sooooo answer the TRUTH LOL!!!


@LEO: that's all it is ... ummm then not interested


 


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angelita dulce wrote:

Well aren't you the same wild sex craved CHALE?!?! Aren't your crazy romps with PEPE wild like wild monkey sex???



Me?


Never!





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angelita dulce wrote: Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!   BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!! Como que chale???? lol! What are you trying to say??????????

Well aren't you the same wild sex craved CHALE?!?! Aren't your crazy romps with PEPE wild like wild monkey sex???

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  (sniff)(sniff) I smell............... Bullllllllllsht!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!!!!!!


SHHH MUST YOU BE SO BAIT OUT!!



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Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!   BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!!


smoking ewwwwwww nada ... But thinking about it AD that HOSTEL movie could also be considered PORN ... mis ojitos ... lucky I was sitting at the end ...


But yes I think that is what FORO needs to SPICE things up ... And maybe it could also be the fact that I FINALLY met some people y me cayeron todos BIEN!!


Ask CHALE, I mean well she knows me well ... Girl, como me aguantas LOL!!!!


 



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DulceGalletita wrote:
 I was wondering ummmmmm "Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"

ME??
WILD MONKEY SEX???
NO WAY???
WHAT'S THAT???
 






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You have sex with a banana in your hand and a stick in the other. Wild sex monkey.



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 I was wondering ummmmmm "Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"


ME??


WILD MONKEY SEX???


NO WAY???


WHAT'S THAT???


 



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Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!
 
BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!!





Como que chale???? lol! What are you trying to say??????????

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Ahhh ok, if you mean crazy sex like they way monkeys do then....................ask CHALE i think she has in PEPE's miniature car!!


 


BTW, what have you been smoking today??? You are so different today!! Has the pornography from the movie HOSTEL make you think and change a bit??? Huh huh, sorry but we need to spice it up tonight. So feel free to tell us everything and i mean everything!!!



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angelita dulce wrote:


NO!!!! WHY ARE YOU CONSIDERING IT??


ummmm, I dunno ...


But I hear that phrase soooo often with people ... that I wonder if it really is WILD!!




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NO!!!! WHY ARE YOU CONSIDERING IT??

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HAHA! Only joking girl.



ummm lets see...... Wild Monkey Sex eh? hmmmmmm.....

I dont think that I have.... Wait... yah, actually im pretty sure that I have.


There was this one time where we were at his house and then we went to the basement and then he busted out the vines and then he........ummmmmmmm I mean... no.... nope... never had wild monkey sex... ever!





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Hello, Hola, Bonjour!!!


Out of CURIOSITY ... I was wondering ummmmmm


"Has anyone ever had WILD MONKEY SEX??"




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