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LaDyBuG wrote:


OK OK.... FROM MCPRINCESS TO MCQUEEN... THIS ALL SOUNDS A BIT TOOOO.....   "MC OZ" LOL


 


sounds too McRoyalty for me.... plz lower my noble titles.....



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LaDyBuG wrote:

OK OK....
FROM MCPRINCESS TO MCQUEEN...
THIS ALL SOUNDS A BIT TOOOO.....  
"MC OZ"
LOL





I always thought he looked like a McPacker!



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OK OK....


FROM MCPRINCESS TO MCQUEEN...


THIS ALL SOUNDS A BIT TOOOO.....  


"MC OZ"


LOL



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 LOL More like McQueen!!!

Hey, don't confuse, he's McPrincess!!! McQueen makes him sound old.

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Bainaman wrote: You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!? No, I think he's saying he feels like one. He's a cintillo-rosado-wearing-little-girl-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-McDude.


 


do u wanna rescue the "seems-to-be-trapped" McDude?



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TV Buff wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy... Sibling rivalry? Or jealousy? Edgar J. Hoover's complex? I could go on and on. My sister studied psychology in university and geeky me read all her books.   BTW, I think you'd look adorable with a cintillo rosado. Just adorable...  NOOOO...... MC CINTA....DONT DO IT....LOL I JUST GOT A FLASHBACK FROM DEUCE BIGALOW GIGALO 2


OMG!!!!!!!!! I though I read Mc ENCINTA I was like


This is too funny!!! Mc has many names, and I thought Chale did ...



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THe power of reading between the lines...... So....McJones.......You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!?


 


I like lil girls...but not in a "Michael Jackson" way....



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Bainaman wrote: You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!? No, I think he's saying he feels like one. He's a cintillo-rosado-wearing-little-girl-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-McDude.

OKKK....SO NOW HE'S MC DRAG 
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More like McQueen!!!



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Bainaman wrote: You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!? No, I think he's saying he feels like one. He's a cintillo-rosado-wearing-little-girl-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-McDude.


OKKK....SO NOW HE'S MC DRAG 


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You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!?

No, I think he's saying he feels like one. He's a cintillo-rosado-wearing-little-girl-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-McDude.

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McOSIRIS wrote:   my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy... THe power of reading between the lines...... So....McJones.......You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!? :weirdface:


STOP PICKING ON MCROCKDACRADDLE.....



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MC CINTA....DONT DO IT....LOL I JUST GOT A FLASHBACK FROM DEUCE BIGALOW GIGALO 2

But LB, McDude here would look even better, 'cause he has long hair. We could get him to do his hair in two ponitails and he could definitely pull off the look. Whatcha think, McCintillo?

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my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy...





THe power of reading between the lines......


So....McJones.......You're saying you like little girls?!?!?!?!?



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Sibling rivalry? Or jealousy? Edgar J. Hoover's complex? I could go on and on. My sister studied psychology in university and geeky me read all her books.   BTW, I think you'd look adorable with a cintillo rosado. Just adorable... 


U think so???? I'll give it a try sometimes..... but w/o the pink rosita....


 



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McOSIRIS wrote: my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy... Sibling rivalry? Or jealousy? Edgar J. Hoover's complex? I could go on and on. My sister studied psychology in university and geeky me read all her books.   BTW, I think you'd look adorable with a cintillo rosado. Just adorable... 


NOOOO...... MC CINTA....DONT DO IT....LOL


I JUST GOT A FLASHBACK FROM DEUCE BIGALOW GIGALO 2



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my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy...


Sibling rivalry? Or jealousy? Edgar J. Hoover's complex? I could go on and on. My sister studied psychology in university and geeky me read all her books.


 


BTW, I think you'd look adorable with a cintillo rosado. Just adorable... 



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McOSIRIS wrote: If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys.... I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww Mmm... it makes me wonder who'd want to wear the cintillo rosado... maybe inner self is betraying you right now, McPerson?


 


my lil sister wore a cintillo rosado and she looked cute w/ that.... and i've seen lil girls wearing that as well... i just like it.... so, no speculations missy...



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McOSIRIS wrote: If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys.... I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww Mmm... it makes me wonder who'd want to wear the cintillo rosado... maybe inner self is betraying you right now, McPerson?


OMG...HAHAHAHA


THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY....


ON THIS THREAD I WOULD CALL HIM  "MCDADDY"


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If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys.... I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww

Mmm... it makes me wonder who'd want to wear the cintillo rosado... maybe inner self is betraying you right now, McPerson?

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McOSIRIS wrote:


If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys.... I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww


Awwwwwww how cute!!


So remember then Mc as per these suggestions ... you gotta reach orgasm first




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If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys....
I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww




girls are too much trouble.
i hope to have only boys.

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If I ever have a baby I want it to be girl.... they're waaaaaay cuter that boys....


I would make her wear a cintillo rosado con rosita.....awwwww



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LOL Angelita!!!!


@Lunita: well I don't know about that ... in this case I think my coworker already has girls ... I remember seeing a picture of 2 niñas en su escritorio when I pass by ...


I want my first (cuando venga) to be a girl claro si Dios quiere  ... So I will have to buy a wooden spoon jijijijiji!!!!




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So the burning question is.. what do you have against baby girls??? why do you only want to have baby boys??? huh huh huuuuuhhhhh???

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• you avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high - No sex for a week. We didn't know what that meant!LOL!

• your partner suggested the love-making He never suggested, it just happened!!


• you make love at night - Love making ONLY at nights, is for old people! LOL!! 


• you make love on odd days of the month Seriously, who's gonna stop and say "ok honey, it's the 13th let do it!"


 


OMG, this is too funny!!!!!!!!!! I don't believe any of this.



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DulceGalletita wrote:


I thought the same thing ... In conclusion then for a boy, it's doggie style & salt LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I saw the wooden spoon thing I was like y que haran con eso LOL!!!!! Freaky I tell you, freaky!!!! LOL


Another day when we are picking on Dogo, no pude ser, LMAO !!!!


 


 



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 Dulce, this is so funny. What ? Dogie style, you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, etc.... LMAO but the best one so far is " you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow"


LOL!!! I thought the same thing ... In conclusion then for a boy, it's doggie style & salt LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When I saw the wooden spoon thing I was like y que haran con eso LOL!!!!!


Freaky I tell you, freaky!!!! LOL




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IVE HEARD THIS ONE TOO....


• you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread.


THE DOGGY STYLE ONE IS FUNNY....LOL



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LOL!! What you overhear when you're bored I'm hear sitting at my desk, waiting for work LOL ... and I overheard a conversation ... One lady was telling another what to do in order to HAVE A BABY BOY (the conversations my workplace have are UNBELIEVABLE!!!) ... Nonetheless, within the conversation the lady that wants to have a baby was told to GOOGLE for some techniques ... Ay dio mio!!! But since I have nothing else to do LOL!! Anduve de curiosa jijiji, and the lady is NOT me I swear ... But what I found is kinda of interesting ... Just wanted to share in the event you know some want to use this as Future Reference You're more likely to conceive a boy if... • You have sex on the day of ovulation, as male sperm are thought to swim faster and reach the egg first • you reach orgasm before your partner, as this releases an alkaline fluid, thought to be more male-sperm friendly than the vagina's natural acidity • you have deep penetration during sex, such as rear-entry (doggie-style) • your partner has a high sperm count. This is because male sperm are not as strong as female sperm, and so the higher the count, the more chance there is of a male sperm reaching the egg first • you avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high • your partner suggested the love-making • you make love at night • you make love on odd days of the month • your partner keeps his genitals cool by wearing boxer shorts and loose-fitting trousers • you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread. You're more likely to conceive a girl if… • You have sex earlier on in your cycle, a few days before your day of ovulation. This is because female sperm are thought to be stronger and therefore last longer than male sperm, who will die off before reaching the egg • your partner reaches orgasm before you • you have sex frequently to lower your partner's sperm count, and so increase the chances of the female sperm reaching the egg first • you keep penetration shallow • you stop having unprotected sex four to five days before ovulation, to minimise the chances of the male sperm reaching the egg first • your partner keeps his genitals warm by wearing close-fitting underwear and tight trousers (although this isn't likely to do his general fertility any good!) • you suggested the love-making • you make love in the afternoon • you make love on even days of the month • you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow • you drink plenty of milk and eat dairy products such as cheese and yoghurt, unsalted foods, rice, pasta, certain vegetables, mineral water, limited amounts of meat and potatoes, but avoid salt and any salty foods, wine and beer, fresh fruit, spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms, chocolate, coffee and tea.

Dulce, this is so funny. What ? Dogie style, you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, etc.... LMAO but the best one so far is " you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow"

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LOL!! What you overhear when you're bored


I'm hear sitting at my desk, waiting for work LOL ... and I overheard a conversation ... One lady was telling another what to do in order to HAVE A BABY BOY (the conversations my workplace have are UNBELIEVABLE!!!) ... Nonetheless, within the conversation the lady that wants to have a baby was told to GOOGLE for some techniques ... Ay dio mio!!!


But since I have nothing else to do LOL!! Anduve de curiosa jijiji, and the lady is NOT me I swear ... But what I found is kinda of interesting ... Just wanted to share in the event you know some want to use this as Future Reference


You're more likely to conceive a boy if...

• You have sex on the day of ovulation, as male sperm are thought to swim faster and reach the egg first

• you reach orgasm before your partner, as this releases an alkaline fluid, thought to be more male-sperm friendly than the vagina's natural acidity

• you have deep penetration during sex, such as rear-entry (doggie-style)

• your partner has a high sperm count. This is because male sperm are not as strong as female sperm, and so the higher the count, the more chance there is of a male sperm reaching the egg first

• you avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high

• your partner suggested the love-making

• you make love at night

• you make love on odd days of the month

• your partner keeps his genitals cool by wearing boxer shorts and loose-fitting trousers

• you eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread.


You're more likely to conceive a girl if…

• You have sex earlier on in your cycle, a few days before your day of ovulation. This is because female sperm are thought to be stronger and therefore last longer than male sperm, who will die off before reaching the egg

• your partner reaches orgasm before you

• you have sex frequently to lower your partner's sperm count, and so increase the chances of the female sperm reaching the egg first

• you keep penetration shallow

• you stop having unprotected sex four to five days before ovulation, to minimise the chances of the male sperm reaching the egg first

• your partner keeps his genitals warm by wearing close-fitting underwear and tight trousers (although this isn't likely to do his general fertility any good!)

• you suggested the love-making

• you make love in the afternoon

• you make love on even days of the month

• you put a wooden spoon under your bed and a pink ribbon under your pillow

• you drink plenty of milk and eat dairy products such as cheese and yoghurt, unsalted foods, rice, pasta, certain vegetables, mineral water, limited amounts of meat and potatoes, but avoid salt and any salty foods, wine and beer, fresh fruit, spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms, chocolate, coffee and tea.



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