McOSIRIS wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:
Sirves para trapiar? Ah God es buen ama de casa...te lo recomiendo.

 
I said "maiden" not "butler"....sorry I can't give you the job...u can't read properly....
 
NEEEEEEXT!!!!

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McOSIRIS wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:
McOSIRIS wrote: I just learned last night (the hard way) that if you don't wanna end up with pink underwear, you have to wash you color clothes separately from your white clothes... Ah ha ha! MCinutil. Tip: when you wash you dark clothes, ponle a cup of bleach.

I might be inutil to do the laundry....but there're other tasks I can do with no problems....
BTW i'm looking for a maid (todo servicio) would you be interested?

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Guadalupana wrote:

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McOSIRIS wrote:

I just learned last night (the hard way) that if you don't wanna end up with pink underwear, you have to wash you color clothes separately from your white clothes...

Ah ha ha!

MCinutil.

Tip:
when you wash you dark clothes, ponle a cup of bleach.

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I just learned last night (the hard way) that if you don't wanna end up with pink underwear, you have to wash you color clothes separately from your white clothes...

McOSIRIS wrote:

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Lahtina wrote: God wrote: Tip for Cleaning the Bathroom Simply close the lid of the toilet. Close the shower door or curtain. For the illusion of a freshly cleaned bath, pour some Lysol in the trash can. That should hold you until you finally get someone to empty the trash. Ewww, ewwww, ewwww! No que muy limpiecito? Lysol works with the cat's litter box too.... the only problem is that the cat's smelling like orange all day...

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God wrote:

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Tip for Cleaning the Bathroom Simply close the lid of the toilet. Close the shower door or curtain. For the illusion of a freshly cleaned bath, pour some Lysol in the trash can. That should hold you until you finally get someone to empty the trash.

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God wrote:

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As a Heat seeking bachelor I subscribe to the European philosophy, my priorities leaning towards wine, women and ................... well, actually that's it, wine and women. Althought women and women its always and fun option.

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hahahahahaha!!!!

so are Photoshop and Adobe Premiere Pro...

God wrote:

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Tip for Cleaning the Bathroom Simply close the lid of the toilet. Close the shower door or curtain. For the illusion of a freshly cleaned bath, pour some Lysol in the trash can. That should hold you until you finally get someone to empty the trash.

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FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!

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As far you have Beer and Ruffles you are just fine

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Flaco wrote:

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I hear ya . I'm a bachelor too, and my fridge used to have just water, wine (bachelors should always have one bottle of red), tons of condiments, eggs, and milk, and bread. I love eating bread and making sandwiches, but you've got to cut out the carbs, so i replaced them with pitas. it's almost the same thing, but less fluff you know. buy yourself some tupperware (to preserve your food), and put some cheese in there, with some cold cuts etc. then just buy pita's once a week, and some cold cuts and cheese and you've got a pretty healthy sandwich for a majority of the week. If I have one suggestion. keep your fridge full of water bottles, beer, and always keep one bottle of wine. Girls who don't want a gut drink wine. Girls who have a beer belly already, drink beer.

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hahahahahahaha I hear your pain bro...

LaDyBuG wrote:

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Listen MCMUERTODEHAMBRE.....lol Stock up on.... TUNA, CANNED FRUITS, CRACKERS, CEREAL, FROZEN PIZZAS, MAC & CHEESE, MICHELINA DINNERS, FROZEN JUICES, PEANUT BUTTER, POTATOES, EGGS, MILK, TOAST...... Basically things that wont go bad for long periods of time..... As for the SWIFTER......hmmmmm....you might be huuuungry, but your house prolly looks dust free.....lol

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hmmmm I dunno about that one....

McOSIRIS wrote:

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angelita dulce wrote: Well, i guess you are stuck with eggs, bread and milk! You should start buying some Mac 'n Cheese and some canned food!   well... that's why I'm gonna need pupusas more often...

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Well, i guess you are stuck with eggs, bread and milk!

You should start buying some Mac 'n Cheese and some canned food!

Julie wrote:

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Da Drumma wrote: Dude, after you used all the ingridents...what r u gonna do tomorrow If you can't get to the store, there is always egrocer.com They deliver! Don't give him flase hopes. The site is not active anymore !

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  Ok, then try http://www.grocerygateway.com/default.asp

and no, i'm not a regular customer...just trying to help a bachelor in need

Da Drumma wrote:

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Dude, after you used all the ingridents...what r u gonna do tomorrow If you can't get to the store, there is always egrocer.com They deliver!

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LaDyBuG wrote:

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ANOTHER OPTION IS..... STEP 1: Fry the bread in a skillet STEP 2: Warm the milk in the microwave STEP 3: Pour the milk over the bread STEP 4: wash it all down with some EGGS  (Rocky Style) LOL The dish is called "PAN ALFREDO"     The Ultimate option would be..... DO SOME GROCERIES MC-HUNGRY!!!!!   LOL

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while I'm still frying the bread????

McOSIRIS wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote: You can make grill cheese sandwiches and tortillas de huevo. But man you gotta get to a grocery store.   I just did bro....but for some reason I end up buying useless stuff, like cranberry sauce or the "Swifter"...lol

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You can make grill cheese sandwiches and tortillas de huevo.

But man you gotta get to a grocery store.

Dogo wrote:

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QUE chula LINDA wrote: Dogo wrote: I'd say tuna! stock up on tuna, man!!! I'ts great just out of the can (in oil though, not water... too dry) that's what I cook the most, lol! BTW, welcome back to me!... thanks for the warm welcome back, ASSHOLES!!! lol! LOL! Welcome back Dogo!!  Hope your trip was exciting and fun.  Do you have any pics to share? Thank you, chulita! Actually, I lost my camera, but I'm waiting on some people to email me theirs. I'll let you know

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confundida wrote:

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McOSIRIS wrote: Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Gitana wrote: I SAY WE EACH DONATE SOMETHING TO MCOSIRIS... THAT WAY HE CAN HAVE A VARIETY OF MEALS.... I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET HIGH CHOLESTEROL WITH TOO MUCH  "HUEVO" Con razon que los Chilenos son HUEVONES PO (*chileno accent)   I saw it coming..... LOL....THAT IS SO TRUE BAINA I AGREE!!!!

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I'd say tuna! stock up on tuna, man!!!

I'ts great just out of the can (in oil though, not water... too dry) that's what I cook the most, lol!

BTW, welcome back to me!... thanks for the warm welcome back, ASSHOLES!!! lol!

Bainaman wrote:

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angelita dulce wrote: Gitana wrote: I SAY WE EACH DONATE SOMETHING TO MCOSIRIS... THAT WAY HE CAN HAVE A VARIETY OF MEALS.... I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET HIGH CHOLESTEROL WITH TOO MUCH  "HUEVO" Con razon que los Chilenos son HUEVONES PO (*chileno accent)

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I saw it coming.....