Some of these perks are an option for a woman as well. Our life would be easier if we actually wanted it that way. For example...
1. Why must women fake orgasms? Why let the guy think he's actually a good lover? I personally don't agree with that. If you don't deserve an ego boost, you're not getting one for free!
2. My last names are staying put!
3. You can have the garage! I wouldn't put my things in that stinky and cold place!
4. There's no need to wonder... I DON'T SWALLOW! LOL
5. Wedding plans? What ever happened to good ol' spontaneity? I'm so not stressed about wedding plans. I've never liked big elaborate parties but that's just me.
Life is Easy for a Man 1. Your ass is never a factor in an interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 6. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 7. Chocolate is just another snack. 8. You can be president. 9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 10. Foreplay is optional. 11. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 12. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 13. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 14. The world is your urinal. 15. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 16. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 17. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc., around your reproductive system. 18. Same work...more pay. 19. Wrinkles add character. 20. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 24. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 25. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 26. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. 27. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. 28. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 29. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable. 30. No pantyhose. 31. One mood, all the time._________________
1. Your ass is never a factor in an interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack. 8. You can be president. 9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 10. Foreplay is optional. 11. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 12. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
13. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 14. The world is your urinal. 15. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 16. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 17. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc., around your reproductive system. 18. Same work...more pay.
19. Wrinkles add character. 20. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 24. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
25. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 26. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. 27. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. 28. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 29. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable. 30. No pantyhose. 31. One mood, all the time. _________________
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