McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: R U TRYING TO SEDUCE ME (Cheesy Hungarian Accent)*Cheesy porn music* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jajajajajajaajjajaja I'm not interested in meeting your little "friend"
ur lost... LOL
try again later....
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Jinx wrote: I c well why should I ask around about your malfunctioning dick???jajajajajajajajajajaa wouldn't be better if you find out for yourself???? you might be surprised...
R U TRYING TO SEDUCE ME (Cheesy Hungarian Accent)*Cheesy porn music*
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Jinx wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: Holy sh*t....whatever happenned to the old natural way....??? welcome to the new millenium.... sometimes technology surpasses nature... R u saying your dick is malfunctioning??? not at all.... I thought we were talking about the 2nd one you requested.... The one and olny I've got works perfectly... At least I can pee w/ it no prob....the rest....well you would have to ask around....
I c well why should I ask around about your malfunctioning dick???jajajajajajajajajajaa
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McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: Holy sh*t....whatever happenned to the old natural way....??? welcome to the new millenium.... sometimes technology surpasses nature... R u saying your dick is malfunctioning???
not at all....
I thought we were talking about the 2nd one you requested.... The one and olny I've got works perfectly...
At least I can pee w/ it no prob....the rest....well you would have to ask around....
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Jinx wrote: LOL Make sure they are on full charge none of those dollarama's batteries jajajajajaja nahhhh....para ud. le pongo una bateria de camion.....
Holy sh*t....whatever happenned to the old natural way....???
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Jinx wrote: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what if the bionic one electrecutes u when u r trying to recharge it??? nah...it should run on batteries....like a vibrator....you would love that wouln'd you????? LOL
Make sure they are on full charge none of those dollarama's batteries jajajajajaja
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Jinx wrote: Use one to pee and the other to masturbate jajajajajaaj...it saves all the confusion Sounds convenient....I'm gonna consider getting a bionic willy....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what if the bionic one electrecutes u when u r trying to recharge it???
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Jinx wrote: What's wrong with 2 Big cocks???? I wouldn't know how to pee...con una mano agarro el pantalon con la otra agarro "la corneta"....si tubiese dos se me caerian los pantalones...
Use one to pee and the other to masturbate jajajajajaaj...it saves all the confusion
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Jinx wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: I have 2 vaginas HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA joke WOW!!! you're blessed....can I have ur phone #????? Only if you have 2 BIG cocks jajajaja oops....sorry....I'm not weird....
What's wrong with 2 Big cocks????
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McOSIRIS wrote: Jinx wrote: I have 2 vaginas HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA joke WOW!!! you're blessed....can I have ur phone #????? Only if you have 2 BIG cocks jajajaja
oops....sorry....I'm not weird....
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latinsoulchild wrote: Chilenita wrote: hmm: ha ha yeah it sucked!!!! If you replace watch with the word tounge then it would have been a good one!! I say edit it! ooopsss I can't spell-- Edited by Chilenita at 15:01, 2005-12-29 Naw hun I can't use tongue because I don't wanna spill the truth on the guy....I'll stick to metaphors instead...lol I can see how a watch is a great metaphor for a tongue.... I can't believe I didn't pick up on it....
Well her tongue is on "my time" so kinda works out no?!? lol
C'mon you gotta catch on with these things!!!..lol
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latinsoulchild wrote: Chilenita wrote: hmm: ha ha yeah it sucked!!!! If you replace watch with the word tounge then it would have been a good one!! I say edit it! ooopsss I can't spell-- Edited by Chilenita at 15:01, 2005-12-29 Naw hun I can't use tongue because I don't wanna spill the truth on the guy....I'll stick to metaphors instead...lol
I can see how a watch is a great metaphor for a tongue....
I can't believe I didn't pick up on it....
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hmm: ha ha yeah it sucked!!!! If you replace watch with the word tounge then it would have been a good one!! I say edit it! ooopsss I can't spell-- Edited by Chilenita at 15:01, 2005-12-29
Naw hun I can't use tongue because I don't wanna spill the truth on the guy....I'll stick to metaphors instead...lol
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Bainaman wrote: I had to push the hemroids back...... You have a watck up your A$$ and a third leg with no dick..... You're messed up... Naw...a watck don't fit...A$$HOLE!
Sorry.....
BUT THE WATCH DOES!!!!!
Poor Xtina
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CrazyBeautiful wrote: i also know a guy whose thumb looks wierd..it doesnt look like a thumb..it looks like a finger.. You know Bainaman too?!?!? it was actually him. He put his thumb in his ass alot and it got stuck so they had to surgically remove it and put some corpse's finger to replace it..lolol
I had to push the hemroids back......
You have a watck up your A$$ and a third leg with no dick.....
You're messed up...
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i also know a guy whose thumb looks wierd..it doesnt look like a thumb..it looks like a finger..
You know Bainaman too?!?!? it was actually him. He put his thumb in his ass alot and it got stuck so they had to surgically remove it and put some corpse's finger to replace it..lolol
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i know a gurl whose 3rd toe stopped growing .. and is shorter then all the other toes...it looks funny...there goes her luck with all the guys that have foot fetishes...lol