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angelita dulce wrote:

   BTW, did you all hear on how ZIPOTE decided to quit his job become a full time foro member!! He felt lonely being part of the night crew!!

Noo man just had and early long weekend thats all!!!!!!


No but for real i heard that Guadalupana ,Marilyn Monroe and Gatita Salvage are being held by a guy i think they call him Phanthasma in the far far west; pass beyond Alberta(the province not my aunt) and that their closes friends La Afrodita and Pancho Cachondo have being trying to help them!!!!


The last message they received from this guy .......was a note that read!!! Ke te from Ke te pica  if i don`t get a juice made of Maracuya .......... An d thats all!!!



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So where is "Chale San diego" at The last time they saw her;she was traveling east on the 401 in a Box with some funny looking guy !!!!! He was wearing a purple tanga over his head !!
You trying to say that Dogo's a weird looking guy? LMAO! He only looks weird from the side profile, but when you look at him straight on, he's a pretty decent guy... LOL! Joking. Luv ya Dogito!!!


@MC: Who doesnt love the one eyed monster... its kinda cute if you ask me...

@Gita: I perfer the mighty Python! He rocks!!




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ZIPOTE wrote:

  Sooooooo Angelita what was it that you said about Dogo and Bainaman !!!!! I don`t think Chale knows yet !!!

 WHAT?!?! No seas chismoso.


Todo lo que yo piense de ellos, se los digo en este foro!!


 


BTW, did you all hear on how ZIPOTE decided to quit his job become a full time foro member!! He felt lonely being part of the night crew!!



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Did you guys hear that Chilenita is hooking up with Dogo and God in south america so they can enjoy the soccer world cup the best way possible !!!!! And Shei is trying to track them down thats why Shei has not logg in for about a week !!!!!


Lathina is a little bit upset because she wasn`t asked to join in the party !!!!!!!!!! Thats what i heard !!!



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I heard that many are trying to get their hands on Chale's Tanga but she gets away everytime!!!  I mean Speedy Gonzales is no match for her LOL

 


So where is "Chale San diego" at The last time they saw her;she was traveling east on the 401 in a Box with some funny looking guy !!!!! He was wearing a purple tanga over his head !!



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Sooooooo Angelita what was it that you said about Dogo and Bainaman !!!!! I don`t think Chale knows yet !!!



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Gitana wrote: CHALE LOVES MONKEYS.... YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! AND midgets!

DAMN GIRL....


YOU LIKE PETTING YOUR MIDGETS MONKEY AND THEN YOU GO IN SEARCH FOR A PYTHON OR EVEN AN ANACONDA!!!


YOU HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY GIRL!!!  



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Gitana wrote: CHALE LOVES MONKEYS.... YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! AND midgets!
How about one eye monsters???

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Gitana wrote:

CHALE LOVES MONKEYS.... YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!!
AND midgets!

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

I love to pet monkeys Its a sickness. I need help.
CHALE LOVES MONKEYS.... YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

 Wow, this is big!! So you are saying that after Phantasma left her salvi a$$, she went a petted Leo's monkey!!
yes... its true.... I love to pet monkeys Its a sickness. I need help.

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Chale_Tanga wrote: Leo wrote: I'm SO off the loop here I heard Leo like to dress up as Tarzan and asks random girls to pet his monkey.... AND YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE??? .... DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS PETTING HIS MONKEY!!!
Wow, this is big!! So you are saying that after Phantasma left her salvi a$$, she went a petted Leo's monkey!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

Que Chismosa la Chale! Se te va crecer pellos en la lengua por mentirosa!! I heard CHALE likes getting drunk every weekend at clubs and making a fool of herself, like dancing and falling off chairs!!!
Thats scary

Im a good girl... ask any of the foro girls.... or boys for that matter...






@ Gita: I didnt pet it, but I heard that someone else did.... muahhahahahahaha!!!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

Que Chismosa la Chale! Se te va crecer pellos en la lengua por mentirosa!! I heard CHALE likes getting drunk every weekend at clubs and making a fool of herself, like dancing and falling off chairs!!!

send her to my place when she gets like that...I can take care of her....


BTW is that true about the DJ booth??? cochina!!! I can't believed we've shared the same fork....



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Leo wrote: I'm SO off the loop here I heard Leo like to dress up as Tarzan and asks random girls to pet his monkey....

AND YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE??? ....


DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS PETTING HIS MONKEY!!!



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Que Chismosa la Chale! Se te va crecer pellos en la lengua por mentirosa!!


I heard CHALE likes getting drunk every weekend at clubs and making a fool of herself, like dancing and falling off chairs!!!



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Leo wrote: I'm SO off the loop here I heard Leo like to dress up as Tarzan and asks random girls to pet his monkey....
LMAO u are so freaking crazy girl LoL u are so much fun LoL

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Leo wrote:

I'm SO off the loop here
I heard Leo like to dress up as Tarzan and asks random girls to pet his monkey....





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I'm SO off the loop here



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Chale_Tanga wrote:


McOSIRIS wrote:  did you mean get down or "go" down??? There you go again with your Not-Very-Good Looking-English!  


jajajajajajajaja


sawwy....I need to get the right info before I answer the post... otherwise more "compliments" will rain again...



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 16:12, 2005-12-28

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Lahtina has horns and a tail





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McOSIRIS wrote:

 did you mean get down or "go" down???

There you go again with your Not-Very-Good Looking-English!


 



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:   WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!   Uh huh! thats what I huuurd!
did you mean get down or "go" down???

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  WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!  
Uh huh! thats what I huuurd!

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

I heard that Angelita Dulce likes to get down in the back of DJ booths....

 


WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!


 



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angelita dulce wrote:

Soooo, anymore chismes????
I heard that Angelita Dulce likes to get down in the back of DJ booths....

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Soooo, anymore chismes????

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Julie wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: Damn u guys are killing me LoL but is all good I had blast but next time no singing and no dancing LoL unless umm otras 2 botellas de rum LoL   Becarefull of what yo wish for Joker. 2 botellas de Rum, eso seguramente se puede arreglar
Ok then 2 botellas de rum 4 the next time, y talves bailo again LoL

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Damn u guys are killing me LoL but is all good I had blast but next time no singing and no dancing LoL unless umm otras 2 botellas de rum LoL

 


Becarefull of what yo wish for Joker. 2 botellas de Rum, eso seguramente se puede arreglar



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confundida wrote:

Gitana wrote: confundida wrote: Gitana wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN DANCE.... IT'S A MUST!!! FORGET HIS DANCING U HAVE TO HEAR HIM SING!!!!! REALLY.... MAYBE NEXT TIME HE CAN SING AND DANCE FOR US !!! ILL MAKE SURE I TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM BACON........
Damn u guys are killing me LoL but is all good I had blast but next time no singing and no dancing LoL unless umm otras 2 botellas de rum LoL

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Gitana wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: I heard that Joker Esco is Fito Blanko's personal dance trainer!!!!!!! : SO THOSE WERE THE MOVES YOU WERE SHOWING OFF ON FRIDAY!! U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore Ps: good thing that I had nothing 2 drink that day cause other wise LoL -- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 13:57, 2005-12-28
I need to see that again!!! We need a repeat!!

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Bainaman wrote:

Chale wears a purple Tanga!!!
So does Baina

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Chale wears a purple Tanga!!!



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confundida wrote:

ILL MAKE SURE I TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM BACON........
YEAH..... HE HOGS IT..... LOL

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confundida wrote: Gitana wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN DANCE.... IT'S A MUST!!! FORGET HIS DANCING U HAVE TO HEAR HIM SING!!!!! REALLY.... MAYBE NEXT TIME HE CAN SING AND DANCE FOR US !!!
ILL MAKE SURE I TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM BACON........

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Gitana wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote:  U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN DANCE.... IT'S A MUST!!! FORGET HIS DANCING U HAVE TO HEAR HIM SING!!!!!
REALLY.... MAYBE NEXT TIME HE CAN SING AND DANCE FOR US !!!

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Gitana wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:  U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN DANCE.... IT'S A MUST!!!
FORGET HIS DANCING U HAVE TO HEAR HIM SING!!!!!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

 U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore
NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN DANCE.... IT'S A MUST!!!

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Gitana wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: I heard that Joker Esco is Fito Blanko's personal dance trainer!!!!!!! : SO THOSE WERE THE MOVES YOU WERE SHOWING OFF ON FRIDAY!!


U guys are so funny LoL next time we go out I am not dancing anymore


Ps: good thing that I had nothing 2 drink that day cause other wise LoL



-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 13:57, 2005-12-28

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I heard that Joker Esco is Fito Blanko's personal dance trainer!!!!!!! :
SO THOSE WERE THE MOVES YOU WERE SHOWING OFF ON FRIDAY!!

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

NEWS FLASH!I heard that Joker Esco is Fito Blanko's personal dance trainer!!!!!!! He has also tried to teach him the art of freestyle... but Mr. Blanko has yet to perfect that art
LoL u are so funny girl LMAO people here are looking @ me like what hell is wrong with this guy LMAO

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LOL!


 



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NEWS FLASH!




I heard that Joker Esco is Fito Blanko's personal dance trainer!!!!!!!


He has also tried to teach him the art of freestyle... but Mr. Blanko has yet to perfect that art

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So I was walking along the streets of Forolandia, and I heard the following....Gitana is cheating on Caliche with Ke Te PikaQue Chula Linda has been seen posing as an underaged school girlDulce Galletita has a plethora of cookie monsters wanting to eat herXtina and LSC have been spotted at several supermarkets clearing out the entire stock of cheese McNugget was seen coming out of the McDonald corporate office in a mission to get them to name a burger after himConfu is trying to copywrite her white azz and black feet b/c she realizes the royalties she is missing out on by the continuous use and exposure of them all over the net

LOL!!! Hey girl did I tell you I got a little cookie monster for christmas it's sooo cute ... He's wearing a chef hat and all ...


I also heard from the grapevine that I may possibly know someone else here in the foro!! Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This is a small world, una se entera de todo LOL



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Confu is trying to copywrite her white azz and black feet b/c she realizes the royalties she is missing out on by the continuous use and exposure of them all over the net


 


 


ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS KE TE!!!!!!



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

So I was walking along the streets of Forolandia, and I heard the following....Gitana is cheating on Caliche with Ke Te PikaQue Chula Linda has been seen posing as an underaged school girlDulce Galletita has a plethora of cookie monsters wanting to eat herXtina and LSC have been spotted at several supermarkets clearing out the entire stock of cheese McNugget was seen coming out of the McDonald corporate office in a mission to get them to name a burger after himConfu is trying to copywrite her white azz and black feet b/c she realizes the royalties she is missing out on by the continuous use and exposure of them all over the net
LoL this is so freaking funny LoL

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

So I was walking along the streets of Forolandia, and I heard the following....Gitana is cheating on Caliche with Ke Te PikaQue Chula Linda has been seen posing as an underaged school girlDulce Galletita has a plethora of cookie monsters wanting to eat herXtina and LSC have been spotted at several supermarkets clearing out the entire stock of cheese McNugget was seen coming out of the McDonald corporate office in a mission to get them to name a burger after himConfu is trying to copywrite her white azz and black feet b/c she realizes the royalties she is missing out on by the continuous use and exposure of them all over the net

 


and It's gonna be a "veggie" burger



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I heard that many are trying to get their hands on Chale's Tanga but she gets away everytime!!!  I mean Speedy Gonzales is no match for her LOL

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So I was walking along the streets of Forolandia, and I heard the following....



Gitana is cheating on Caliche with Ke Te Pika

Que Chula Linda has been seen posing as an underaged school girl

Dulce Galletita has a plethora of cookie monsters wanting to eat her

Xtina and LSC have been spotted at several supermarkets clearing out the entire stock of cheese


McNugget was seen coming out of the McDonald corporate office in a mission to get them to name a burger after him

Confu is trying to copywrite her white azz and black feet b/c she realizes the royalties she is missing out on by the continuous use and exposure of them all over the net



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