DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "
let's keep it PG-13....
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LGigolo wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... " Y porque no???? LOL!! I need to in order to get my gifts ... Plus I have enough little cousins ... Heyyy that's not a Christmas story LOL!!
DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "
Y porque no???? LOL!! I need to in order to get my gifts ... Plus I have enough little cousins ... Heyyy that's not a Christmas story LOL!!
DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Asshole!!!
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LGigolo wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa
#3, you can not still believe in Santa!!!
Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "
Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa
#3, you can not still believe in Santa!!!
Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”. Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more? Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "
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GENIE wrote: @ BUFFY #1 IS UR LIE!!! How dare you insinuate that I'm not down with the S.L.U.T. campaign?! Me and my whole army of one!!! That's it, You're Fired! You're no longer the Assistant/Cook/Maid/ShoeShiner/Hairstylist to the One and Only Media Representative to the S.L.U.T. Campaign!!!
LGigolo wrote: FR35H wrote: LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right?? GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG! I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ??? LMAO!!!! So which one is the lie???? Este: I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies
CORRECTO: Because I only have a big time crush on ALL of the foro ladies!
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FR35H wrote: LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right?? GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG! I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ???
LMAO!!!! So which one is the lie????
Este: I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies
How dare you insinuate that I'm not down with the S.L.U.T. campaign?! Me and my whole army of one!!!
That's it, You're Fired! You're no longer the Assistant/Cook/Maid/ShoeShiner/Hairstylist to the One and Only Media Representative to the S.L.U.T. Campaign!!!
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TV Buff wrote: 1. I am the official media representative for the S.L.U.T. campaign.2. I've never been to England.3. I love Broccoli. I would say that is the lie ... You love Fito digo Broccoli LOL!! Am I correct??
Since when does Fito=Broccoli? Maybe I'm just vegetarian.
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LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right??
GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG!
I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ???
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Julie wrote: God wrote: 1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years 2.- I'm getting divorced 3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow. mmmmmmm, I know that one, can I answer ? jajaja
Awww, pues si estan en lo correcto ... no tengo un hijita de nueve meses tengo una SOBRINITA hermosa de 9 meses que es una mezcla con Vietnamese/Chinese
Shei wrote: y....yo creo que si!!! eres una Gran Foroholica!!! ahora quedé desconcertada.. Cuál es la mentira?????? LMAO!!! La responsable entonces es Chale jijijijiji :biggrin:
Awwwww so...Thanks Chale!!!.... es lindo tener FOROHOLICS asi..
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Shei wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, 2 truths & a lie .... I love COOKIES!!! I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter. For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7 mmmm, let me see... "I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter" is a lie Ummm, Shei entonces ya me dices FOROHOLICA!!! LMAO!!!! Cual sera la mentira???
y....yo creo que si!!! eres una Gran Foroholica!!!
ahora quedé desconcertada.. Cuál es la mentira??????
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DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, 2 truths & a lie .... I love COOKIES!!! I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter. For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7 mmmm, let me see... "I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter" is a lie
Ummm, Shei entonces ya me dices FOROHOLICA!!! LMAO!!!!
Chilenita wrote: I would have to say number one is the lie NOT FAIR YOU CHANGED YOUR POST!!!!! If it would have said this from the start I would have said number three....you wrote I am not really an ASSHOLE...that would not have been a lie....ahhhhhhhhh you get me you changed it so you loose Sorry, I made mistake in my third statement. Its hard keeping lies straight. That's the thing about lying, you need a good memory. People with good memories make good liars and are good lie detectors.
Good point I have a good memory and I am a pretty good liar
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angelita dulce wrote: buzzlightyear680 wrote: @angelita I guess we've just miss each other Nope, you are lying,cause i talk to everyone. And i don't remember talking to you!! maybe ur the "crush"...
I pretty much doubt that!! I just started talking to the guy!! I think he has a crush on GITANA!!
buzzlightyear680 wrote: @angelita I guess we've just miss each other Nope, you are lying,cause i talk to everyone. And i don't remember talking to you!!
maybe ur the "crush"...
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I would have to say number one is the lie NOT FAIR YOU CHANGED YOUR POST!!!!! If it would have said this from the start I would have said number three....you wrote I am not really an ASSHOLE...that would not have been a lie....ahhhhhhhhh you get me you changed it so you loose
Sorry, I made mistake in my third statement. Its hard keeping lies straight. That's the thing about lying, you need a good memory. People with good memories make good liars and are good lie detectors.