2 truths and 1 lie about u

Jinx · TOP Guru

RE: 2 truths and 1 lie about u

Jinx · TOP Guru

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The butchy looking is a lie jajajajaja

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LOL!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: let's keep it PG-13.... PERV!!!

hahahahahaha

ok.... PG-17 then....

Daeveed · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

let's keep it PG-13....

PERV!!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "

let's keep it PG-13....

PRECIOSA · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... " Y porque no???? LOL!! I need to in order to get my gifts ... Plus I have enough little cousins ... Heyyy that's not a Christmas story LOL!!

OH MY THAT'S A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS STORY...!!!

DOGO AND "DOGUITO"... HA HA HA

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "

Y porque no???? LOL!! I need to in order to get my gifts ... Plus I have enough little cousins ... Heyyy that's not a Christmas story LOL!!

Dogo · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa #3, you can not still believe in Santa!!! Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Asshole!!!

Julie · Comandante

Que pex, chicos, los 2 (LG and God)

LGigolo · Comandante

@GOD:

God · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote:
Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa

#3, you can not still believe in Santa!!!

Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at theend of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, wherethey quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeticsession in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bedand snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surelyyou can't be ready for more?Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get abit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "

Queeee calooorrrr !

LGigolo · Comandante

DulceGalletita wrote:

Ummm, ok here is another one: I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone) Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic! I still believe in Santa

#3, you can not still believe in Santa!!!

Dogo met Gitana in a nightclub.
They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the
end of the evening Gitana invited Dogo to her place, where
they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic
session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed
and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while,
Gitana began tenderly stroking Dogo's d!ck, aka “doguito”.
Surprised but appreciative, Dogo comments, "Surely
you can't be ready for more?
Gitana replies, "No, but every now and then I get a
bit nostalgic, and miss the days when I still had mine... "

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Ummm, ok here is another one:

I have met 4 foro members (1 for a long long time sera too much time LOL!!, 1 quick hi & bye como si fuera relampago, and 2 over the phone)

Not only am I a foroholic, I'm also a workholic!

I still believe in Santa

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LOL!!! Yesssssss, I got one right!!!

@GENIE: Girl, your too funny! Don't quit now wait until after the holidays LOL!!

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

GENIE wrote: @ BUFFY #1 IS UR LIE!!! How dare you insinuate that I'm not down with the S.L.U.T. campaign?! Me and my whole army of one!!! That's it, You're Fired! You're no longer the Assistant/Cook/Maid/ShoeShiner/Hairstylist to the One and Only Media Representative to the S.L.U.T. Campaign!!!

YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIT!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!

LGigolo · Comandante

DulceGalletita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: FR35H wrote: LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right?? GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG! I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ??? LMAO!!!! So which one is the lie???? Este: I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies

CORRECTO: Because I only have a big time crush on ALL of the foro ladies!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

FR35H wrote: LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right?? GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG! I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ???

LMAO!!!! So which one is the lie????

Este: I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies

TV Buff · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

@ BUFFY #1 IS UR LIE!!!

How dare you insinuate that I'm not down with the S.L.U.T. campaign?! Me and my whole army of one!!!

That's it, You're Fired! You're no longer the Assistant/Cook/Maid/ShoeShiner/Hairstylist to the One and Only Media Representative to the S.L.U.T. Campaign!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

God wrote:

1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years 2.- I'm getting divorced 3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow.

#3 IS UR LIE!!!!

@ BUFFY #1 IS UR LIE!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

TV Buff wrote: 1. I am the official media representative for the S.L.U.T. campaign.2. I've never been to England.3. I love Broccoli. I would say that is the lie ... You love Fito digo Broccoli LOL!! Am I correct??

Since when does Fito=Broccoli? Maybe I'm just vegetarian.

LGigolo · Comandante

FR35H wrote:

LGigolo wrote: 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME: • I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal • I have had a dream with at least one foro woman • I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies your lie is the 1st one.....am I right??

GENIE had the same guess… but you BOTH WRONG… Statement number one reads: “I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal IF that was the lie, it would mean that I have been to bed with more than one of the foro gals… WRONGGG!

I must come accross as an EASY man (PUTIT0?) ???

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

God wrote:

1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years 2.- I'm getting divorced 3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow.

Ummm, I didn't know you were married ... Umm, well they say when in doubt pick C in this case 3 LOL!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

1. I am the official media representative for the S.L.U.T. campaign.2. I've never been to England.3. I love Broccoli.

I would say that is the lie ... You love Fito digo Broccoli LOL!!

Am I correct??

God · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

God wrote:
1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years 2.- I'm getting divorced 3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow.
mmmmmmm, I know that one, can I answer ? jajaja

Nope you're not allowed to

Julie · Comandante

God wrote:

1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years 2.- I'm getting divorced 3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow.

mmmmmmm, I know that one, can I answer ? jajaja

God · Foro Master

1.- I have not dated a Latin Woman in almost 8 years

2.- I'm getting divorced

3.- I'm not able to sleep without hugging a body pillow.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Awww, pues si estan en lo correcto ... no tengo un hijita de nueve meses tengo una SOBRINITA hermosa de 9 meses que es una mezcla con Vietnamese/Chinese

TV Buff · TOP Guru

1. I am the official media representative for the S.L.U.T. campaign.
2. I've never been to England.
3. I love Broccoli.

Shei · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Shei wrote: y....yo creo que si!!! eres una Gran Foroholica!!! ahora quedé desconcertada.. Cuál es la mentira?????? LMAO!!! La responsable entonces es Chale jijijijiji :biggrin:

Awwwww so...Thanks Chale!!!.... es lindo tener FOROHOLICS asi..

Julie · Comandante

Maracuya wrote:

Julie wrote: 1 - I am getting divorced 2 - I were glasses and contacts 3 - I have 3 girls I'd say lie is #3 but what would you mean by three girls??

hummmmmmmmm, well, I do have 3 girls

-- Edited by Julie at 09:32, 2005-12-23

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Shei wrote:

y....yo creo que si!!! eres una Gran Foroholica!!! ahora quedé desconcertada.. Cuál es la mentira??????

LMAO!!! La responsable entonces es Chale jijijijiji

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

Galletita no creo q tengas una baby de 9 meses oh si?

Julie · Comandante

Dulce, no te queremos decir Foroholic , pero tambien, yo optaria por "tengo una hija de 9 meses" como mentira.

Shei · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Shei wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, 2 truths & a lie .... I love COOKIES!!! I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter. For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7 mmmm, let me see... "I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter" is a lie Ummm, Shei entonces ya me dices FOROHOLICA!!! LMAO!!!! Cual sera la mentira???

y....yo creo que si!!! eres una Gran Foroholica!!!

ahora quedé desconcertada.. Cuál es la mentira??????

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Shei wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: Ummm, 2 truths & a lie .... I love COOKIES!!! I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter. For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7 mmmm, let me see... "I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter" is a lie

Ummm, Shei entonces ya me dices FOROHOLICA!!! LMAO!!!!

Cual sera la mentira???

Shei · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Ummm, 2 truths & a lie .... I love COOKIES!!! I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter. For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7

mmmm, let me see... "I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter" is a lie

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Ummm, 2 truths & a lie ....

I love COOKIES!!!

I have a beautiful 9 month old daughter.

For the last month I've been en el foro casi 24/7

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

Maracuya wrote:

Julie wrote: 1 - I am getting divorced 2 - I were glasses and contacts 3 - I have 3 girls I'd say lie is #3 but what would you mean by three girls??

I know..I know...# 2 is a lie...I know..I know...I want my prize know...

Maracuya · Guru

Julie wrote:

1 - I am getting divorced
2 - I were glasses and contacts
3 - I have 3 girls

I'd say lie is #3 but what would you mean by three girls??

Maracuya · Guru

-- Edited by Maracuya at 17:51, 2005-12-30

FR35H · Senior Member

LGigolo wrote:

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE ABOUT ME:

• I have not been to bed with more than one foro gal

• I have had a dream with at least one foro woman

• I have a big time crush on one of the foro ladies

your lie is the 1st one.....am I right??

Julie · Comandante

1 - I am getting divorced

2 - I were glasses and contacts

3 - I have 3 girls

Chilenita · Comandante

neruda wrote:

@chilenita: Was that a lie?

Well if I am a good liar than I am going to be consistant with my lie. No it was not a lie

neruda · Guru

@chilenita:

Was that a lie?

Chilenita · Comandante

neruda wrote:

Chilenita wrote: I would have to say number one is the lie NOT FAIR YOU CHANGED YOUR POST!!!!! If it would have said this from the start I would have said number three....you wrote I am not really an ASSHOLE...that would not have been a lie....ahhhhhhhhh you get me you changed it so you loose Sorry, I made mistake in my third statement. Its hard keeping lies straight. That's the thing about lying, you need a good memory. People with good memories make good liars and are good lie detectors.

Good point I have a good memory and I am a pretty good liar

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

@gita maybe......untill tomorrow...........nite u guys

angelita dulce · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: buzzlightyear680 wrote: @angelita I guess we've just miss each other Nope, you are lying,cause i talk to everyone. And i don't remember talking to you!! maybe ur the "crush"...

I pretty much doubt that!! I just started talking to the guy!! I think he has a crush on GITANA!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

angelita dulce wrote:

buzzlightyear680 wrote: @angelita I guess we've just miss each other Nope, you are lying,cause i talk to everyone. And i don't remember talking to you!!

maybe ur the "crush"...

neruda · Guru

Chilenita wrote:

I would have to say number one is the lie NOT FAIR YOU CHANGED YOUR POST!!!!! If it would have said this from the start I would have said number three....you wrote I am not really an ASSHOLE...that would not have been a lie....ahhhhhhhhh you get me you changed it so you loose

Sorry, I made mistake in my third statement. Its hard keeping lies straight. That's the thing about lying, you need a good memory. People with good memories make good liars and are good lie detectors.