The Miniskirt

lanbiyu · Senior Member

RE: The Miniskirt

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LOL!!!! This was funny ...

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

hey boyfriend...I didn't say nada ok?..It wasn't me...

Sweetness · Guru

Awww thanks you're too sweet, but shhhh keep it on the downlow, because my bf has a spy in this foro lol

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

I like everything about you....you are sweet...what's no to like...?

Sweetness · Guru

Lol I'm glad you liked it Ricky.

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

lol...good one Sweetness...

Howdy mom!

Sweetness · Guru

I got this in a email, and I thought that I would share it with the rest of you guys.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
     height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a
quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
     behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she
     could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to make the step. About
     this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
     She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
was friends."