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Daeveed


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This is very bizarre.

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OMG.... TOO FUNNY



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@Chale: Hay girl! If you only knew the things that this old mysterious lady has done!!! Mejor yo shhhhhhhhh jajajaja



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DulceGalletita wrote:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen this mysterious old lady ... ... too cute, too cute!! I think I'm going to get fired, for laughing so much ...
she tried to set you up as well?????


Im telling you, this lady needs to get a new hobby!
And stop being such a metiche!

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Yes this Old Lady somehow always manages to get herself into everything.  She's a little old trouble maker if you ask me.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen this mysterious old lady ... ... too cute, too cute!! I think I'm going to get fired, for laughing so much ...

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TV Buff wrote:

Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is? -- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07
Yes! Its the old yenta that wants to set me up with a 'really nice young man'


Geez!
we need to find her a new hobby!

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Luna Chiquitita wrote:

TV Buff wrote: Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is? -- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07 I think you definitely have the right idea...

           OMG UR EVIL EVIL!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO


 



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LMAO!


Good one Luna lol



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TV Buff wrote:

Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is? -- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07
I think you definitely have the right idea...

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Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is?


-- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07

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This story has been brought to you by... The Mysterious Old Lady...


 


A Christmas Story


'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady ****es cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those ****s from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season...


 



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