OMG.... TOO FUNNY
@Chale: Hay girl! If you only knew the things that this old mysterious lady has done!!! Mejor yo shhhhhhhhh jajajaja
DulceGalletita wrote:OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen this mysterious old lady ... ... too cute, too cute!! I think I'm going to get fired, for laughing so much ...
TV Buff wrote:Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is? -- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07
Luna Chiquitita wrote:TV Buff wrote: Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is? -- Edited by TV Buff at 14:38, 2005-12-07 I think you definitely have the right idea...
OMG UR EVIL EVIL!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO
LMAO!
Good one Luna lol
Is this mysterious old lady who I think it is?
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A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I've busted my ass for damn near a year,Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?The old lady ****es cause I work late at night.The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.And just when I thought that things would get betterThose ****s from the IRS sent me a letter,They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funnyWho the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?And the kids these days--they all are the pitsThey want the impossible--Those mean little ****sI spent a whole year making wagons and sledsAssembling dolls...Their arms, legs and headsI made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!Flying through the air...dodging the treesFalling down chimneys and skinning my kneesI'm quitting this job there's just no enjoymentI'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season...