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Chale_Tanga wrote: Hey man... gotta try everything at least once!Actually use vanilla... he likes that kind better. He likes the contrast between the dark and the light.   gotcha! thanks for the tip.   Peeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeee!!!......come heeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeee I got a preeeesent for yaaaaaa....... (ok, that's enough of that...I'm freaking myself out)


          OMG LMAO LMAO U GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!


 



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Hey man... gotta try everything at least once!Actually use vanilla... he likes that kind better. He likes the contrast between the dark and the light.


 


gotcha! thanks for the tip.


 


Peeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeee!!!......come heeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeee


I got a preeeesent for yaaaaaa.......


(ok, that's enough of that...I'm freaking myself out)



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 well, I really wasn't planning on playing with an African midget but....what the hell......bring it on!!!    can I use raspberry yogurth?

Hey man... gotta try everything at least once!


Actually use vanilla... he likes that kind better. He likes the contrast between the dark and the light.




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Chale_Tanga wrote: Daeveed's gonna play with my Pepe?!?!?!Didnt know that Daeveed was THAT kinky!I think I found my new favorite foro memeber! well, I really wasn't planning on playing with an African midget but....what the hell......bring it on!!!    can I use raspberry yogurth?

         EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW DAVEED LIKES MIDGETS AND RASPBERRY YOGURT TOGHETHER LMAO AND I THOUGHT CHALE WAS KINKY!!!!


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Daeveed's gonna play with my Pepe?!?!?!Didnt know that Daeveed was THAT kinky!I think I found my new favorite foro memeber!


well, I really wasn't planning on playing with an African midget but....what the hell......bring it on!!! 


 


can I use raspberry yogurth?



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OH NO PEPE SIGNED A CONTRACT THAT HE WILL PLAY OR LET HIMSELF BE PLAYED BY DAEVEED AND WILL CUT ALL TIES WITH U!!! SOWY MENG!!

Daeveed's gonna play with my Pepe?!?!?!
Didnt know that Daeveed was THAT kinky!



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Gitana wrote: SEE WIFEY.... I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BAIT YOU OUT Thats the last time I believe a man with a bong talking to his 'friends in the air'! @ Dulce: Its all about the monkeys here girl! All about the monkeys and the midgets! @ Genie and Daeveed: Its alright, I still have Pepe my little midget from Africa (for this week)... I'll just go play with him since you guys wont let me in your fun raindeer games...

          OH NO PEPE SIGNED A CONTRACT THAT HE WILL PLAY OR LET HIMSELF BE PLAYED BY DAEVEED AND WILL CUT ALL TIES WITH U!!! SOWY MENG!!

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erhmm.. erhm... *COUGH* COUGH* My name is Maria Consuelo Carmen de Lucero... I am the Chief Representative of People Against the Inproper Use of Monkeys (PAIUM).  We have been informed that there is someone in your midst that abuses poor monkey anuses.  Our organization has an issue with such activities and would like to hear what exactly is going on... Please to all the parties involved.... state your cases...

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Im outtie!!!

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Chale_Tanga wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Ewwwwww! They drink in a soup or something back in Ecuador ... They say that it's good for men if they don't want to use Viagra ... not sure if it works but still GROSS!!!!!!!! then they can really say that they are 'Strong like Bull'!!!!@ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus!       CHALE LIKES TO LICK MENS ANUS' AFTER SEX!!!  

LMAO I told u, that it will work LoL see u only need 50 now LoL

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Gitana wrote: SEE WIFEY.... I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BAIT YOU OUT you don't laugh, because I have the tapes you taped while we we're at it.       .....and they're shaky...  

LMAO

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SEE WIFEY.... I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BAIT YOU OUT


Thats the last time I believe a man with a bong talking to his 'friends in the air'!


@ Dulce: Its all about the monkeys here girl! All about the monkeys and the midgets!




@ Genie and Daeveed: Its alright, I still have Pepe my little midget from Africa (for this week)... I'll just go play with him since you guys wont let me in your fun raindeer games...



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erhmm.. erhm... *COUGH* COUGH* My name is Maria Consuelo Carmen de Lucero... I am the Chief Representative of People Against the Inproper Use of Monkeys (PAIUM).  We have been informed that there is someone in your midst that abuses poor monkey anuses.  Our organization has an issue with such activities and would like to hear what exactly is going on...


Please to all the parties involved.... state your cases...



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SEE WIFEY.... I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BAIT YOU OUT



you don't laugh, because I have the tapes you taped while we we're at it.


 


 


 


.....and they're shaky...


 



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GENIE wrote:   I KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK I KNEW IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THANKS DAEVEED FOR THE PROFF!! what Chale doesn't know though, it's that you've already had the pleasure.....


       ESSCUSEME !!!! WHAT HAPPEND TO LO KE PASO PASO ENTRE TU Y YO!!!


        CHALE SUCKER BEAT U TO IT!!



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Daeveed wrote: Chale just sent me a PM saying that she wants to touch my anus, because it looks like a rotten monkey's!!!! BAITER!Thats it! Thats the last time I offer to give you the greatest pleasure that your monkey anus will ever experience!!!

SEE WIFEY.... I TOLD YOU HE WOULD BAIT YOU OUT

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  I KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK I KNEW IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THANKS DAEVEED FOR THE PROFF!!

what Chale doesn't know though, it's that you've already had the pleasure.....

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Chale just sent me a PM saying that she wants to touch my anus, because it looks like a rotten monkey's!!!!

BAITER!


Thats it! Thats the last time I offer to give you the greatest pleasure that your monkey anus will ever experience!!!




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Chale just sent me a PM saying that she wants to touch my anus, because it looks like a rotten monkey's!!!!

        I KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK I KNEW IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THANKS DAEVEED FOR THE PROFF!!

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Ya leave the poor monkeys alone!!! LOL

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Chale just sent me a PM saying that she wants to touch my anus, because it looks like a rotten monkey's!!!!



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the fact that it's similar to a rotten monkey's, or the fact that it's untouched???     (one never knows with you Chale....)


@ foro: The fact that its so similar!!!!




@ for Daeveed's eyes only: the fact that its untouched


 


 


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 ewwwwww... thats just disturbing on so many levels!


the fact that it's similar to a rotten monkey's, or the fact that it's untouched???


 


 


(one never knows with you Chale....)



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CHALE LIKES TO LICK MENS ANUS' AFTER SEX!!!  

No m'ija... its DURING!!!




Yah well you like to wear diapers!

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Chale_Tanga wrote: @ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus! that's not true, my anus is untouched....  

ewwwwww... thats just disturbing on so many levels!

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Chale_Tanga wrote: @ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus! that's not true, my anus is untouched....  


OMG!!!


@ Daeveed: Hello



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DulceGalletita wrote: Ewwwwww! They drink in a soup or something back in Ecuador ... They say that it's good for men if they don't want to use Viagra ... not sure if it works but still GROSS!!!!!!!! then they can really say that they are 'Strong like Bull'!!!!@ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus!


      CHALE LIKES TO LICK MENS ANUS' AFTER SEX!!!


 



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@ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus!


that's not true, my anus is untouched....


 



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Chale_Tanga wrote: @ Dulce: Jes girl.... stick with me and I'll show you all the wonders of the cattle world.. @ Dogito: lol.. jes... its a meatball.. mmm mmm mmmmm soooo damn tasty!@ Genie:  mala! Ok fine, you eat turtle farts!         OMG TORO BALLS PPL SORRY FAWK                 CHALE SLEEPS WITH OLD MEN OFF THE STREETS FOR PENNIES  

Ay dio mio!!! I'm laughing soooooo much, I can't read properly jajaja ... I read "CHALE SLEEPS WITH OLD MEN OFF THE STREETS FOR PE... ay no!! This is tooo much!!! I'm getting corrupted!

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Ewwwwww! They drink in a soup or something back in Ecuador ... They say that it's good for men if they don't want to use Viagra ... not sure if it works but still GROSS!!!!!!!!

then they can really say that they are 'Strong like Bull'!!!!



@ Genie: u lick rotten monkey anus!

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Ewwwwww! They drink in a soup or something back in Ecuador ... They say that it's good for men if they don't want to use Viagra ... not sure if it works but still GROSS!!!!!!!!

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Carful, DOGO is gonna get mad at you!!!!!


 


oh yeah...that's scary.....




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@ Dulce: Jes girl.... stick with me and I'll show you all the wonders of the cattle world.. @ Dogito: lol.. jes... its a meatball.. mmm mmm mmmmm soooo damn tasty!@ Genie:  mala! Ok fine, you eat turtle farts!


        OMG TORO BALLS PPL SORRY FAWK


       


        CHALE SLEEPS WITH OLD MEN OFF THE STREETS FOR PENNIES


 



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Are we talking about Baina's sweet Panamenian meatballs?


Careful, DOGO is gonna get mad at you!!!!!

-- Edited by angelita dulce at 15:33, 2005-12-07

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Are we talking about Baina's sweet Panamenian meatballs?

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@ Dulce: Jes girl.... stick with me and I'll show you all the wonders of the cattle world..

@ Dogito: lol.. jes... its a meatball.. mmm mmm mmmmm soooo damn tasty!


@ Genie:  mala! Ok fine, you eat turtle farts!

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Wouldn't that be "meatballs"?  or do you mean "huevos de toro"? (or maybe a "train" cow?)


Eeeww, those are so gross. With all their little veins. Ugh, nasty!



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Chale_Tanga wrote: angelita dulce wrote: BTW - Does this midget you guys always talk about, for real?? If so is he Salvadorean??? Cause he sounds so familiar!! His head reaches right up to my boobies.... Perfect heightWhen he kneels down, hes right up to my waist... PERFECT heightHe has curly brown hair, clear brown eyes, he's from Africa actually, I had to import him. We call him Pepe, cuz its just easier to remember that name. We (Genie, Chile and myself) go through so many of them, that its hard to keep track after the 4th one in a week... so its just easier to call him Pepe.  But maybe next week's one COULD be of Latin origin. @ Genie: YAH!!! SOOOO!!!! Its amazing!!! I looooooooove having my toes licked... mmm mmm mmmmmm You like to smell dirty socks!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww.Specially if they are all tiesos and stinky with green fungus on them!! CHALE EATS COW BALLS EVERYDAY!!!  


Wouldn't that be "meatballs"?  or do you mean "huevos de toro"?


(or maybe a "train" cow?)



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them!! CHALE EATS COW BALLS EVERYDAY!!!  

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! pero no sabia que cows tenian balls jijiji ... But people actually eat esas cosas verdad ... Chale, there is soooooo much of you I'm learning! Hayyy monkeysita lol ...

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angelita dulce wrote: BTW - Does this midget you guys always talk about, for real?? If so is he Salvadorean??? Cause he sounds so familiar!! His head reaches right up to my boobies.... Perfect heightWhen he kneels down, hes right up to my waist... PERFECT heightHe has curly brown hair, clear brown eyes, he's from Africa actually, I had to import him. We call him Pepe, cuz its just easier to remember that name. We (Genie, Chile and myself) go through so many of them, that its hard to keep track after the 4th one in a week... so its just easier to call him Pepe.  But maybe next week's one COULD be of Latin origin. @ Genie: YAH!!! SOOOO!!!! Its amazing!!! I looooooooove having my toes licked... mmm mmm mmmmmm You like to smell dirty socks!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww.Specially if they are all tiesos and stinky with green fungus on them!!


CHALE EATS COW BALLS EVERYDAY!!!


 



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I just thought you guys mentioned a midget name Hector last time, and i happen to actually know one!! LOL!!!

Hector was last month girl.
He only lasted a day. Poor thing.

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 You like to smell dirty socks!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww.Specially if they are all tiesos and stinky with green fungus on them!!


OMG!!! You guys are the worst!! Sorry GENIE, i think CHALE is winning!! LOL!!!


About the midget thing, you are too much!!LOL!! I just thought you guys mentioned a midget name Hector last time, and i happen to actually know one!! LOL!!!



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OMG!!!

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BTW - Does this midget you guys always talk about, for real?? If so is he Salvadorean??? Cause he sounds so familiar!!

His head reaches right up to my boobies.... Perfect height
When he kneels down, hes right up to my waist... PERFECT height
He has curly brown hair, clear brown eyes, he's from Africa actually, I had to import him.
We call him Pepe, cuz its just easier to remember that name. We (Genie, Chile and myself) go through so many of them, that its hard to keep track after the 4th one in a week... so its just easier to call him Pepe.  But maybe next week's one COULD be of Latin origin.


@ Genie: YAH!!! SOOOO!!!! Its amazing!!! I looooooooove having my toes licked... mmm mmm mmmmmm


You like to smell dirty socks!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Specially if they are all tiesos and stinky with green fungus on them!!

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GENIE wrote: chale is really a man!!! correction!Im really a midget man! Get it right! Geez!Genie likes to have her nipple hair tweezed!


          EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW I DONT HAVE NIPPLE HAIR LOSER LOL


 


         CHALE LIKES HER TOES LICKED!!! ITS A TURN ON!!!



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GENIE wrote: chale is really a man!!! correction!Im really a midget man! Get it right! Geez!Genie likes to have her nipple hair tweezed!


OMG!!! SOrry that was too funny!!


BTW - Does this midget you guys always talk about, for real?? If so is he Salvadorean??? Cause he sounds so familiar!!



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chale is really a man!!!

correction!
Im really a midget man! Get it right! Geez!




Genie likes to have her nipple hair tweezed!

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@ Preci: Absolutely NOTHING wrong with that girl! @ Foro: Genie likes to lick underarm! ewwwwwwwwwww

           chale is really a man!!!

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@ Preci: Absolutely NOTHING wrong with that girl!


@ Foro: Genie likes to lick underarm! ewwwwwwwwwww

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GENIE wrote:      ooooooopppppppppppppssssssssss lol lol           chale likes to touch her boobies in public!! THE NERVE!!!!NO I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I TOTALLY 100% RESENT THAT COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS IT YOUR GOING DOWN!Genie likes to lick eye balls!


          OMG I SO DO NOT!!! LIAR TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK!!!!


      


          CHALE SNIFFS UNDERWARE!!!



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Chale_Tanga wrote: GENIE wrote:           omg chale!!! lmao!!!!             chale likes hairy guys!!!!   I do Ure supposed to say stuff thats not true girl... not stuff that I agree to... lol.I love me some hairy hairy sashquash looking men... mmm mmm mmmm.Easier to hold on to... LOL! LOL!            ooooooopppppppppppppssssssssss lol lol           chale likes to touch her boobies in public!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT...???

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