A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was > time to get married. She put an ad in the local > paper that read: > HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), > MUST NOT BEAT ME, > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much > to her dismay, she opened the door to see a > grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He > had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not > really asking me to consider you, are you? Just > look at you....you have no legs!" The old man > smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" > She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" > Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" > She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are > you still good in bed?" With that, the old > gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile > and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
HEY GUYS !!!!!!!!! DOES COLOMBIANA`S AVATAR REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING OOH YES GENIE ..............EL MENEITO ..........EL MENEITO LATIN SOULCHILD CAN YOU SAY ..........OYE!! HABRE TUS OJOS ... MIRA ASIA RIBA
Thanks Zipote now everytime i look at colombiana's avatar i can't stop laughing......
i haven't laughed like that in such along time....i think i may hire you as entertainment for parties......you are full of repitore.
Bainaman wrote: latinsoulchild wrote: Vato...I dont' want to think about that night because my belly will hurt again.....I never laughed like that in a long time....lol We have to do it again... "Vaca......no.......vaca....no......VACA...NO!!"..... "VACANO......VACANO....VACANO!!!" OK.....Not this one man........con este te pasastes.... HEY LATHINA SI SABES EN QUE SE PARECE UN ARGENTINO A UNA VACA ????? EN QUE EL ARGENTINO DICE DALE SHHHEEE!!!!!!!!! Y LA POBRE VACA ..........DA LECCHHE!!!!!!!!! LOL
latinsoulchild wrote: Vato...I dont' want to think about that night because my belly will hurt again.....I never laughed like that in a long time....lol We have to do it again... "Vaca......no.......vaca....no......VACA...NO!!"..... "VACANO......VACANO....VACANO!!!" OK.....Not this one man........con este te pasastes....
HEY LATHINA SI SABES EN QUE SE PARECE UN ARGENTINO A UNA VACA ?????
EN QUE EL ARGENTINO DICE DALE SHHHEEE!!!!!!!!!
Y LA POBRE VACA ..........DA LECCHHE!!!!!!!!! LOL
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
latinsoulchild wrote: Vato...I dont' want to think about that night because my belly will hurt again.....I never laughed like that in a long time....lol We have to do it again... "Vaca......no.......vaca....no......VACA...NO!!"..... "VACANO......VACANO....VACANO!!!"
OK.....Not this one man........con este te pasastes....
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
Vato...I dont' want to think about that night because my belly will hurt again.....I never laughed like that in a long time....lol We have to do it again... "Vaca......no.......vaca....no......VACA...NO!!"..... "VACANO......VACANO....VACANO!!!"
BRO I TOLD SOME GUYS AT WORK THE ONE WITH THE NUN AND HALF THE BERGA ........................NOW EVERYONE IS SHAKING THEIR LEG EVERYTIME THEY SEE ME!!!!!!!!!
We have to do it again... GET ME SOME BEER AND CHIPS ......I`M THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"...He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."..... "Very well my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this door"
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.....This Nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"......
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second Nun's cup..... He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him........ As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
Go In Peace.
You have just been screwed by the
Sisters Of S t. Francis
Serves You Right,
You Sinner
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
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